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Based strictly on posting history, which Surly (or former Shag) poster would you like to be YOUR best friend?

Who has the biggest tits?

Wait...

Which bio female has the biggest tits?

Unrelated to my "tits" comment, I'd prolly say Champkind.

 

 'Cue scraps ain't a bad thing...

Pancho Negro. 

But I want to be Spankytoes' travel buddy and ChampKind's taste tester. 

23 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Thederel

Fucking hate thederel

Haven’t seen him around, but the 20 year ago version of JT.

Waxahachie, TX wild thing playboy party animal

brisket strikes me as a “glass half full” guy.  that kind of positive energy is something people gravitate to. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

brisket strikes me as a “glass half full” guy.  that kind of positive energy is something people gravitate to. 

He's a swole swell guy.

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@South Austin because he is the funny love child of Larry Griswold and Rodney Dangerfield. 

EDIT: Also a perk of being his best friend is the opportunity to meet his mom.

Edited by UDontKnow
South Austin's mom

Who was the lass that was opening the bar back on shaggy that needed signatures?  Always good to have a bar owner as your best friend.  Did she ever make it over here and did the bar ever open?

7 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

@South Austin because he is the funny love child of Larry Griswold and Rodney Dangerfield. 

EDIT: Also a perk of being his best friend is the opportunity to meet his mom.

You mean Larry Griswold, The Diving Fool?

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Laurens (Larry) V. Griswold (September 17, 1905 – August 24, 1996), known as "The Diving Fool", was an American gymnast & entertainer who was involved in the early development of the trampoline.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Griswold

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Whoever has season tickets between the 40s. 

Whore !!!!!!!!!!!!!  Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

12 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Steel Shank, because no one can have enough tasty treats, Bud Light and snatch.

I was going to say Champ Kind. I have a feeling his tasty treats game is strong to quite strong. But then there's that whole Houston thing...

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

37 posts and no Jade. SMH.

You're just sad because you've been rejected by @Peggy & @Bobby.

Who has the hookup for hookers and cocaine?

Derka Derka, but not Derka or Goo Punch. 

Or Chad Briscoe. A man needs a good hookup for some egg meat. 

Edited by lateshow

9 minutes ago, troph said:

I want to be slorch's best friend.  I think he likes me.

You mean like like you?

17 minutes ago, troph said:

I want to be slorch's best friend.  I think he likes me.

True dat. He's obviously trying too hard.

23 minutes ago, troph said:

I want to be slorch's best friend.  I think he likes me.

I would love to buy you a beer.

Just don’t tell me I owe you one.

 

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

I would love to buy you a beer.

Just don’t tell me I owe you one.

 

well I just want access to the same beer list that's all.

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