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So Candace Owen is getting slammed by TPUSA and the Charlie Kirk show folks.  Something to watch, she could spill a lot of beans.

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So Candace Owen is getting slammed by TPUSA and the Charlie Kirk show folks.  Something to watch, she could spill a lot of beans.

As well as she often fits in with crazy-ass MAGA, she busts out with some highly unorthodox shit pretty often (unorthodox from the MAGA perspective).

32 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

As well as she often fits in with crazy-ass MAGA, she busts out with some highly unorthodox shit pretty often (unorthodox from the MAGA perspective).

It’s kinda like a Ponzi scheme for nut jobs, gotta keep digging deeper/going further into the woods then one day you have to come clean(ish) like MTG when the music stops

I like how the Qanoners are now Jesus is Kingfreaks and they’re bringing CO back from Europe for a new feud. Heel vs heel. 
 

She and Erika Kirk really should have Titantron videos. 

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13 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

I guess I wonder why she would need to talk to mtg about it. Needs to understand her angle?

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9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So Candace Owen is getting slammed by TPUSA and the Charlie Kirk show folks.  Something to watch, she could spill a lot of beans.

What beans do you think that nutjob has on the queen of the grift?

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

What beans do you think that nutjob has on the queen of the grift?

I was thinking more on all of the other stuff.  For a while, she was moving in circles fairly close to Trump.

She really blew it, she could be one of the top grifters in MAGA right now.

If she's correct:

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Maybe we need to rethink our position on Mike Johnson.

18 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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See, this is how you know he's no longer in favor with Trump.

If he was still a non-excommunicated member of the High Church of Our Lord and Savior Donald Trump, he would have said "Americans are going to be feeling a lot better in two weeks."

19 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Retconning of McCarthy is hilarious.

I’m waiting for Callie Gingrich’s chili suit.

 

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That's a face for screaming at the maid.

17 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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Again, once a month we should get one post to award multiple reps.   Use or lose. Dammit, some posts just deserve more than one.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I was thinking more on all of the other stuff.  For a while, she was moving in circles fairly close to Trump.

She really blew it, she could be one of the top grifters in MAGA right now.

Candace has carved her own niche to grift and she's more successful than ever. 

 

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21 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Retconning of McCarthy is hilarious.

I’m waiting for Callie Gingrich’s chili suit.

 

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Before he was Glenn he was Chicken Lady : r/superstore

18 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

When men create a God among men (which is exactly what the GQP has done with Trump), and those men are only interested in serving their own ends, that ending is inevitable once the God dies/disappears.

Schism, fractures, with each branch staking to being "the one true faith, consistent with what God wants."  It ain't like we don't have any precedent to look to....

 

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You are thinking like I am, but unlike a religion we're still dealing with a political party. If this were in Europe we could see the GOP splinter into several factions and parties, but our system lends itself to two dominant parties. When a third party comes along it either is defeated by the two existing or ends up supplanting one of the others. 

We saw this with Ross Perot and the Reform party. Once Perot left the stage the party collapsed. 

However, unlike Reform the GOP still has a pretty large infrastructure in place in spite of the fact that Trump has corrupted a sizable portion to serve his personal interests. 

Oh yeah and the GOP will have not had a platform for nearly a decade once Trump is gone so they will have to deal with that at some point...

7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Oh yeah and the GOP will have not had a platform for nearly a decade once Trump is gone so they will have to deal with that at some point...

We'll see. The tail seems to be firmly wagging the dog at this point.

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Again, once a month we should get one post to award multiple reps.   Use or lose. Dammit, some posts just deserve more than one.

a superlike, if you will

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I loved that show.
18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

 

 

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

King of the Incels.  Musk’s target audience. 

I thought it was widely accepted that Fuentes was gay. The dude just needs to let go of the hate and go get some deep dicking.

On 12/4/2025 at 10:02 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

Candace has carved her own niche to grift and she's more successful than ever. 

 

It's where MAGA is going. "I spoke to Charlie in a dream, and here's what he said!"

13 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

It's where MAGA is going. "I spoke to Charlie in a dream, and here's what he said!"

There's money to be made in that?

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49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

 

Piers: "What a loser. Now, back to our lead story, 'Sucking Donald Trump's dick to combat wokeism...good idea or great idea?'"

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

 

This explains so fucking much.  If ever there was an argument for prostitution to be legal, it would be some poor women could get rich trying to  mellow these buffoons the fuck out.  

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

MAGA Star Tim Pool Melts Down at Trump Fans in Expletive-Filled Rant

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/maga-star-melts-down-trump-070719951.html

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Gesticulating wildly, Pool said of Owens, “She is a degenerate c---. She is burning everything down and she’s gloating and smiling while she does it.”

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MAGA burning everything down and gloating and smiling while it does it? Who on earth could’ve seen that coming?

24 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

This explains so fucking much.  If ever there was an argument for prostitution to be legal, it would be some poor women could get rich trying to  mellow these buffoons the fuck out.  

 

except he's gay, so a male prostitute for him 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

except he's gay, so a male prostitute for him 

Whatever.  Dude needs to get laid and chill the fuck out. 

4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

This explains so fucking much.  If ever there was an argument for prostitution to be legal, it would be some poor women could get rich trying to  mellow these buffoons the fuck out.  

 

Go after the Catholics Ole Donnie Boy

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Pope Leo XIV: “I haven’t read the whole thing. I think, unfortunately, some parts of it that I have seen make a huge change in what was for many, many years a true alliance between Europe and the United States. The remarks that were made about Europe also in interviews recently, I think, are trying to break apart what I think needs to be a very important alliance today and in the future.“

The Pope is a weak beta bitch. The Dope is now our moral leader. 

 

 

 

On 12/8/2025 at 3:46 PM, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

 

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The more that goes on, the more that we see of this insanity, the more I think Sartre stared into the abyss of occupied France and saw the ultimate base reality. 

Our whole lives we were just shielded from it with lies and exceptionalism. The age of social media has just blown that shield completely apart and exposed it all. 

6 hours ago, Hermanator said:

The more that goes on, the more that we see of this insanity, the more I think Sartre stared into the abyss of occupied France and saw the ultimate base reality. 

Our whole lives we were just shielded from it with lies and exceptionalism. The age of social media has just blown that shield completely apart and exposed it all. 

Yep.

But thankfully, social media makes it easy for these people to go to war on each other. We need more Nick Fuentes coming out bitching about Jewish people and how horrible women are and we need Candace and Tucker to go scorched earth on the GOP alongside Fuentes.

13 hours ago, Hermanator said:

The more that goes on, the more that we see of this insanity, the more I think Sartre...

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16 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

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So I get the whole violence is never the answer crowd, but I think that in a void of accountability or recourse of any kind that's when violence becomes more of the answer for people. 

You can't just run around saying heinous shit with no consequence forever, eventually it's gonna get to a point where you get your neck exploded on a campus in Utah. 

On 12/4/2025 at 11:27 AM, The Dog said:

You are thinking like I am, but unlike a religion we're still dealing with a political party. If this were in Europe we could see the GOP splinter into several factions and parties, but our system lends itself to two dominant parties. When a third party comes along it either is defeated by the two existing or ends up supplanting one of the others. 

Respectfully, I think when you delineate the distinction between American and European political parties, I believe you also define how our parties can be more like religions than theirs. The GOP uses it's saints and apostles, Ronald Reagan and Rush Limbaugh, respectively, to further religious zeal. They're Shia. The Dems are more Unitarian whose adherents like the similar generally good intention but have no fervor.

3 hours ago, immamac said:

So I get the whole violence is never the answer crowd, but I think that in a void of accountability or recourse of any kind that's when violence becomes more of the answer for people. 

You can't just run around saying heinous shit with no consequence forever, eventually it's gonna get to a point where you get your neck exploded on a campus in Utah. 

It's a "head in the sand" crowd. Violence has unfortunately been the answer throughout all of human history. This entire country was founded on a war. Just about every border in the world was established through war and conquering people. It's been the answer far far more than it ever should be the answer. 

The reality is unprovoked violence should never be the answer, and that's the world we should be striving to attain. But when some shitbags bring hatred and violence to your door you have to take them out. Or they'll fester and destroy you. 

No fucking shit Tim. Hurr durr "states rights". I wonder if Tim is also pondering whether these current batch of "conservatives" actually do really give a shit about liberty and freedom. Or the debt. 

58 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

 

Every one of these people will be right back in line come election time. 

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