April 26, 20214 yr That's the vaccine connecting your brain to the New World Order Network. Your instructions will be sent soon.
April 26, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: Yep, hit me about 6 hours after the first P vaccine. Last through the weekend. That's why I scheduled my vaccine shots on Mondays. I'd much rather have issues during the week while "working from home" than mess with my precious weekend time.
April 26, 20214 yr Had my first shot 4/15, Pfizer. Caught the Vid last week and tested positive on Friday. Still a mild case but 102 fever, 114 heart rate and a sore throat so rough it was difficult to swallow.
April 26, 20214 yr Got the 2nd Pfizer last Wednesday and kinda felt tired the next day. I know they say to wait two weeks, but I gotta say, I’m feeling pretty cocky over here fellas. I forgot to take my mask to the restroom at a restaurant last weekend, so yeah I’m a badass now.
April 26, 20214 yr Second Pfizer shot on Saturday. Felt tired, but that's not unusual for a Sunday. Why didn't anyone tell me that my 5G service would improve? I'm getting coverage in places I never used to get coverage before. 2 weeks until fuck yo masks
April 26, 20214 yr Headed down to Fair Park for Moderna #2 in a few minutes. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
April 26, 20214 yr Headed down to Fair Park for Moderna #2 in a few minutes. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated. Once you're done, you should hear them over the 5G network.
April 26, 20214 yr Second Moderna shot for me tomorrow and my wife gets her second Pfizer tomorrow as well.
April 26, 20214 yr Fair Park is a gotdamn mess today. First shot took about 30 munutes, including the 15 minute wait post shot. I’ve now been here an hour for shot 2 and it appears that I’m about 25% of the way through the line.
April 26, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Native Horn said: Can't you go get a Fletcher's and wax cup Shiner while you wait? That would have been nice. I grabbed lunch on the way home, and I was pretty fucking hungry by then. Ended up being around 3 hours total.
April 26, 20214 yr On 4/23/2021 at 1:41 PM, Both Tacos said: Does it not concern those who got the second shot and felt sick afterward? I just don't know of any other vaccine that makes someone feel sick after getting it. i got a bunch of vax before going on vacation a few years back, and had flu-like symptoms the next day.
April 26, 20214 yr On 4/23/2021 at 1:41 PM, Both Tacos said: Does it not concern those who got the second shot and felt sick afterward? I just don't know of any other vaccine that makes someone feel sick after getting it. In WW2 my dad’s regiment got vaxed for Malaria before they were shipped overseas. Several troops died from it, and my dad suffered from reoccurring bouts of malaria for several years afterwards.
April 27, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, Armybrat said: In WW2 my dad’s regiment got vaxed for Malaria before they were shipped overseas. Several troops died from it, and my dad suffered from reoccurring bouts of malaria for several years afterwards. That's just what they told him.
April 27, 20214 yr Got Pfizer #2 back on the 14th. By the next day my brain was scrambled eggs, took all day to complete about an hour of work, couldn't spell words with two or more letters. Then fever, then diarrhea. Now I am a couple days from being immortal and feel pretty good. Gonna make a list of everybody I saw running around maskless in public during the height of the pandemic, then I'l track em all down, and piss on their legs.
April 27, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, RDCanecutter said: By the next day my brain was scrambled eggs, took all day to complete about an hour of work, couldn't spell words with two or more letters.
April 27, 20214 yr 40 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: In my early 20s, sometimes people said I looked like the (at that time) young Dennis Quaid. Then sometime later, I looked in the mirror, and Randy Quaid was staring back at me. Life comes at you fast, kids.
April 27, 20214 yr Feel like shit this morning, but if how I feel right now is as bad as it gets, I will consider it as a minor inconvenience.
April 27, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said: In my early 20s, sometimes people said I looked like the (at that time) young Dennis Quaid. Then sometime later, I looked in the mirror, and Randy Quaid was staring back at me. Life comes at you fast, kids. We all know you're talking about the "bizarre videos about Starfuckers" version of Randy Quaid, too.
April 27, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Brisketexan said: We all know you're talking about the "bizarre videos about Starfuckers" version of Randy Quaid, too. No matter how much weirder I start to look, Randy is always there, a step ahead, to guide me.
April 27, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, pacman said: No repercussions from my second shot. I can now go on a random sex bender or nah? That's right from the CDC website.
April 27, 20214 yr 23 hours ago, Native Horn said: Can't you go get a Fletcher's and wax cup Shiner while you wait? Hand those out free to everyone in line and you'll fix a lot of vaccine hesitancy.
April 27, 20214 yr No repercussions from my second shot. I can now go on a random sex bender or nah?Yes, and in Haiti no less.
April 27, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, pacman said: No repercussions from my second shot. I can now go on a random sex bender or nah? Why should today be different from yesterday?
April 29, 20214 yr Just got my 2nd Moderna at maybe 5 pm. It's already fucking me up. I'm 25 and there's a good chance I had covid to some degree a couple times even though I never tested positive. But, you know, for the good of society and what not.
April 29, 20214 yr Had my 2nd Moderna 4 Firdays ago. Got the shot around 2 PM, then spent the rest of the day celebrating by getting extremely overserved. My only symptoms the next day was a screamer of a hang over.
April 29, 20214 yr Aren't you not supposed to get shit hammered right after getting the vaccine? Thought I had read that.
April 29, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Okie State said: Aren't you not supposed to get shit hammered right after getting the vaccine? Thought I had read that. ETA: I think I got fucked by the double negative. Edited April 29, 20214 yr by Anastasis
April 29, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, ztejas said: Just got my 2nd Moderna at maybe 5 pm. It's already fucking me up. I'm 25 and there's a good chance I had covid to some degree a couple times even though I never tested positive. But, you know, for the good of society and what not. Stop being such a pussy.
April 29, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, Okie State said: Aren't you not supposed to get shit hammered right after getting the vaccine? Thought I had read that.
April 29, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, Anastasis said: Stop being such a pussy. It's actually weird. It hit me hard with fever and chills and aches for a few hours really quickly and now I feel mostly fine. So I was worried that it would get progressively worse But I thought I'd report that holy FUCK I am having some insanely vivid dreams. Like altered-reality psychedelic type stuff - almost like I'm slipping between dimensions between being asleep and waking up. And I've been on beta blockers before which can give vivid dreams and I have some history of hallucinating for a bit immediately after waking but I've never experiences anything like this. Anyway - back to bed. If I don't report back maybe it's because I've ascended to a higher plane of existence.
April 29, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, ztejas said: It's actually weird. It hit me hard with fever and chills and aches for a few hours really quickly and now I feel mostly fine. So I was worried that it would get progressively worse But I thought I'd report that holy FUCK I am having some insanely vivid dreams. Like altered-reality psychedelic type stuff - almost like I'm slipping between dimensions between being asleep and waking up. And I've been on beta blockers before which can give vivid dreams and I have some history of hallucinating for a bit immediately after waking but I've never experiences anything like this. Anyway - back to bed. If I don't report back maybe it's because I've ascended to a higher plane of existence. If you lower the LSD dose, that might help.
April 29, 20214 yr I'm assisting at a covid-19 vaccination clinic at my office today. Open to employees, spouses, children 18+, contract workers, etc. Looks like we'll vax 50+ today with Moderna. If it had been Pfizer I could have gotten my 2nd dose a week early.
April 29, 20214 yr Wife aint' skeert about a 6 in 7 million chance of blood cots and got J&J on Tuesday. Rough day yesterday but already back to normal. I'm a little jealous. Her immunity will be effective by mid-May. I don't even go back for Moderna #2 until 5/20.
April 29, 20214 yr second moderna on Tuesday. Sore arm, but not as bad as shot #1. Felt a little mixed up yesterday afternoon (24 hours after). Then the wife had me hanging drapes in our garage apartment which was about 80 degrees. Got a good sweat going, then a shower, two Tylenol, and good nights sleep. Woke this morning feeling like a champ. Scotch-Irish genes FTMFW Edited April 29, 20214 yr by MAROON
April 30, 20214 yr Got my second shot of Moderna around lunch time. Slight headache that chalk up to dehydration. But my mid- to lower back is aching. Am I allowed to take some ibuprofin, or should I tough it out?
April 30, 20214 yr 29 minutes ago, Superhero said: Got my second shot of Moderna around lunch time. Slight headache that chalk up to dehydration. But my mid- to lower back is aching. Am I allowed to take some ibuprofin, or should I tough it out? You should probably go to the emergency room. Or sleep it off. somebody said it on this thread awhile back - this shot seems to have the biggest side effect of making everyone want to talk about how they feel post vaccine. I got a little fever and chills for about 12 hours. It was almost as bad as actually, you know, being sick. We’ve turned into a website of a bunch of old wimps, basically. So it’s who we are. @closetojumpingand @SydneyCartonhavent given their input yet though as far as I can recall. So when you see a flat 6.0 forty while Sydney shotguns his beer and nods, it’s the vax, man.
April 30, 20214 yr In line right now for my Pfizer shot. If I die, it’s been mostly cool knowing most of you asshats. 🤘🏼😁
April 30, 20214 yr Pfizer #2 Down. Couldn't have gone smoother, although I keep hearing the Microsoft start up sound.
April 30, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, justhookit said: You should probably go to the emergency room. Or sleep it off. somebody said it on this thread awhile back - this shot seems to have the biggest side effect of making everyone want to talk about how they feel post vaccine. I got a little fever and chills for about 12 hours. It was almost as bad as actually, you know, being sick. We’ve turned into a website of a bunch of old wimps, basically. So it’s who we are. @closetojumpingand @SydneyCartonhavent given their input yet though as far as I can recall. So when you see a flat 6.0 forty while Sydney shotguns his beer and nods, it’s the vax, man. Well, I have new aches & pains every day plus tiredness anyway, not to mention a headache going on for 3 years. So how could I tell?
April 30, 20214 yr Just got my first shot of Pfizer. Sitting here at the Giant Eagle Market District store at Grandview Yard (which I didn’t even know existed until today). Walk-ins welcome. No line. No wait. Just hanging out for 15 minutes then I’ll be on my way. I’ll be back in three weeks for my second shot.
April 30, 20214 yr https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/vaccine-side-effect-or-have-you-just-been-alive-for-40-years
April 30, 20214 yr On 4/29/2021 at 5:40 AM, ztejas said: It's actually weird. It hit me hard with fever and chills and aches for a few hours really quickly and now I feel mostly fine. So I was worried that it would get progressively worse But I thought I'd report that holy FUCK I am having some insanely vivid dreams. Like altered-reality psychedelic type stuff - almost like I'm slipping between dimensions between being asleep and waking up. And I've been on beta blockers before which can give vivid dreams and I have some history of hallucinating for a bit immediately after waking but I've never experiences anything like this. Anyway - back to bed. If I don't report back maybe it's because I've ascended to a higher plane of existence. When I started feeling something about three hours after getting jabbed, I remarked that it crept up on you like 'shrooms, and then it all of a sudden hit hard. Worst trip of my life; 2/10, would not recommend.
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