February 1, 20214 yr Some Richard Cranium, broke into my office and #1. Took a shit and didn't wipe or flush #2. Put one of my guitars in its case and moved it to the back door/ #3. Loaded up some cheap scotch in briefcase and moved it to the back door, #4. Took a laptop #5 Took my Reckless Kelly autographed fiddle.. #6. Took an etched bottle of gentleman jack.
February 1, 20214 yr Author 18 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said: Yeah, but #6 is now gone so it's a wash. They left a half of case of Rhone and 1/3 of a case of Bordeaux.
February 1, 20214 yr 47 minutes ago, Litig8r said: #3. cheap scotch #6. an etched bottle of gentleman jack. 17 minutes ago, Litig8r said: half of case of Rhone and 1/3 of a case of Bordeaux. Is your office located inside a liquor store? 😄 Do you have clients in your office? If so, there's a 99% chance Richard was inside your office in the last four to six weeks.
February 1, 20214 yr It's always a good idea to steal really unique, quirky autographed items. There must be thousands of Reckless Kelly fiddles on the secondary market - it will blend right in.
February 1, 20214 yr 18 minutes ago, ztejas said: It's always a good idea to steal really unique, quirky autographed items. There must be thousands of Reckless Kelly fiddles on the secondary market - it will blend right in. They're not going to sell it. This was an elegant crime, committed by an elegant person....
February 1, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said: They're not going to sell it. This was an elegant crime, committed by an elegant person.... Your intellect is dizzying - but tell us how you figured it out. #1 gave it away for you - didn't it?
February 1, 20214 yr 20 minutes ago, ztejas said: Your intellect is dizzying - but tell us how you figured it out. #1 gave it away for you - didn't it? Gott dammit !! Internal Surly server errors are keeping me from fully replying...
February 1, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Litig8r said: Some Richard Cranium, broke into my office and #1. Took a shit and didn't wipe or flush #2. Put one of my guitars in its case and moved it to the back door/ #3. Loaded up some cheap scotch in briefcase and moved it to the back door, #4. Took a laptop #5 Took my Reckless Kelly autographed fiddle.. #6. Took an etched bottle of gentleman jack. How have I not known about #5?
February 1, 20214 yr Author 9 minutes ago, hullabelew said: How have I not known about #5? my bad. I also have a Play A Train Song guitar...and a Martin d-35 and Martin D-15 since we last talked...I bought and sold a sweet PRS semi hollow single cut.
February 1, 20214 yr Did you flush the deuce? If not; file criminal report. Ask for CSI. Make “em run the DNA on that shit (literally) to see if your Un-Sub is in CODIS. (damn I gotta lay off the crime drama shows)
February 1, 20214 yr Just actually saw your cross post in the Kyle Nix fan group. That sucks, man. Hopefully you can recover it and get extremely litigious on the perpetrator.
February 1, 20214 yr Did you flush the deuce? If not; file criminal report. Ask for CSI. Make “em run the DNA on that shit (literally) to see if your Un-Sub is in CODIS. (damn I gotta lay off the crime drama shows)
February 1, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Litig8r said: my bad. I also have a Play A Train Song guitar...and a Martin d-35 and Martin D-15 since we last talked...I bought and sold a sweet PRS semi hollow single cut. WTH man. There's a thread for that.
February 2, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, ztejas said: Your intellect is dizzying - but tell us how you figured it out. #1 gave it away for you - didn't it? Of course.. You take a shit over there while you steal a fiddle over here....
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