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This is great, thanks for sharing. The wealthy neighborhoods in Houston are crazy to compare, the difference between River Oaks/Memorial and West U/Blvd. Oaks is pretty nuts. 

2 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

This is great, thanks for sharing. The wealthy neighborhoods in Houston are crazy to compare, the difference between River Oaks/Memorial and West U/Blvd. Oaks is pretty nuts. 

So basically all the places that went MORE republican in 2020 we need to watch because they are obviously crazy people.  That may be oversimplified.  But probably not.

my neighborhood is bluer than papa smurf's asshole.  but there were 296 trump voters.

i need names.

40 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So basically all the places that went MORE republican in 2020 we need to watch because they are obviously crazy people.  That may be oversimplified.  But probably not.

East Arkansas seems like it sucks. 

My precinct in NE Tarrant County was still solidly Trump but the change from 2016 he lost 20% of his ground there.  That change map is really the fascinating one.  

 

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

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They're still waiting on Texas to get its shit together.

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3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

They're still waiting on Texas to get its shit together.

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I actually have access to top secret datas

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3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

my neighborhood is bluer than papa smurf's asshole.  but there were 296 trump voters.

i need names.

Gonna pay them a "visit?"

9 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

 

I actually have access to top secret datas

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blueberries in pink sherbet ice cream. 

the blue flipped ring around atlanta is pretty amazing

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My block went more blue. The UES went more Trump, but still went for Biden. The increased crime and defend police messaging hurt them.



*tongue firmly implanted in cheek*

Thank goodness for all the white college-educated men who turned their backs on Trump in 2020. 

*tongue withdrawn*

11 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The hell is wrong with SW Houston?  Them fuckers caught the cray.

 

11 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Tomball. Redder’n most, even after a baby blue wave in 2020.

Yeah. Southwest Houston is Tomball, Cypress, just Aggy and red AF. I’m surprised the color isn’t fucking maroon as opposed to red. 

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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Yeah. Southwest Houston is Tombsll, Cypress, just Addy red AF. I’m surprised the color isn’t ducking maroon as opposed to red. 

You enroll around 11,000 in your freshman classes year after year, it begins to have an effect.

2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

You enroll around 11,000 in your freshman classes year after year, it begins to have an effect.

Indeed. The whole area is like my toilet except I can flush my toilet. Those downgrades just keeping jamming the pipes with shit and paper and scratch their domes in confusion. 

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The hell is wrong with SW Houston?  Them fuckers caught the cray.
Oil and gas. And southwest Houston is Bellaire. Remember, a lot more people voted than had voted before, and I really think the oil and gas comments hurt Joe in Houston and Texas as a whole.
15 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

This is great, thanks for sharing. The wealthy neighborhoods in Houston are crazy to compare, the difference between River Oaks/Memorial and West U/Blvd. Oaks is pretty nuts. 

report from inside The Villages:

Send Guillotines. Send ANTIFA. Send Jewish space lasers.

10 hours ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Biden Flipped it just started today with the NYT map coming out.  Several interesting maps already.

So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."

Uh-huh.

So he angrily says, "Oh I get it, so you think I'm some kinda crazy jerk for askin'!" only he doesn't use the word "jerk."

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