Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

My top 3, in no particular order:

A) the kid with the rash on her pussy

B) "pre-gay"

C) Wandering Bear

  • Replies 641
  • Views 59.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

Pants tent?

Nativity scene and pubic hair always cracks  me up.  Shut up Mary!

Every time he busted out with west side story officer krupke song in the episode he had to cover for jeff by wearing panties, lose my shit

Nobody has mentioned the joke that Funkhouser told to Jerry Seinfeld?

The top 5 for me include 4 scenes with Leon and the bathroom scene at Tony & Tina's wedding. 

Beloved Cunt would be tough to beat.

"I said aunt! You wrote aunt!"

This is easily my favorite scene in the entire series.  Larry and Richard, it gets no better.

"Go ahead, finish the litany."

"Congratulations on the intercourse"

"By sundown, what are you Gary Cooper?"

and you know damn well, none of this was scripted.  Genius level comedy.

 

It’s all good!  But the episode they find his parents and he thinks he’s catholic is pretty pretty pretty good

The look on Jerry's face when Larry says "how's your pussy by the way" always cracks me up. That scene is uncomfortable as hell but hilarious.

  • 1 year later...

Can't believe no one has mentioned "Car Pool Lane".

my all time favorite.

 

Edible underwear on the ski lift.

That's it. I'm going back and rewatching all of them. Fucking genius.

 

One of my My favorite scenes is the following (the Richard Lewis clip is up there, along with many others).  Watch the first few seconds then fast forward to the 2 minute mark.  

 

Edited by Mach 1

  • 2 weeks later...

Accidentally getting Sammye drunk and taking her doll was pretty awesome.

The entire "Larry vs. Micheal J. Fox" episode.

Leon.

"How you gonna throw the jacket at me Larry?  How you gonna throw the jacket at me?"

The entire "Palestinian Chicken" episode.

"Bald Asshole?  That's a hate crime!"

  • 1 month later...

Curb marathon running on HBO today.  I can't think of any reason not to have the TV on, at least running in the background, all day.

On 12/2/2019 at 10:08 AM, yoladu said:

Can't believe no one has mentioned "Car Pool Lane".

my all time favorite.

 

This was the episode that got a guy's murder charges thrown out.  

48 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Curb marathon running on HBO today.  I can't think of any reason not to have the TV on, at least running in the background, all day.

I read this in Jerry Callo's voice

Is it possible that Bernie Sanders will never be taken seriously because he looks too much like Larry David?

The clip where Jeff casually mentions to Susie they will have an amicable divorce, and she flips out and says she’s taking him for everything he’s got.  

I read this in Jerry Callo's voice
Is it possible that Bernie Sanders will never be taken seriously because he looks too much like Larry David?

Yeah that's why.

classics IMO that I can recall off the top of my head:


- Baptism/mistaken drowning 

-Judy Doll

-Larry befriending a pedophile because he has a sweet golf simulator setup, and inviting him to Passover? dinner

-Cheryl calling Larry from a plane during a terrifying storm, worried she might die, and Larry blowing her off for the cable guy who finally showed

-Joe Pepitone Jersey/ dry cleaners mix up 

-The Black Swan 

 

This new episode is killing it.

This new episode is killing it.
Did the season just start up tonight?
Did the season just start up tonight?

Yep.

Happy New Year!

“My uncle had a wobbly leg, I couldn’t stand the motherfucker.”

I lost it.

Replay at 11:30.

Holy shit, I am still crying.  That was instantly in my top ten curb episodes of all time, maybe top 5 

The conversation Leon has with him going up the stairs about banging hours and the garage sale and yacht club.  Larry does brilliant physical comedy.  Cheryl with the mouthful of talcum cock.  But the fucking hat montage, good lord.  What a ride.  Funniest half hour on tv since Veep ended. Thanks a lot Jeffrey Weinstein !

Edited by Lobo

Make America

Curb Again


what the hell is a spite store?  And finally somebody else points out the futility of calling someone to tell them you’ve landed.   This was not a setup episode, it was running on all cylinders   The whole gang is back.   If this really is the last season ever, cherish every minute.

 

Edited by Lobo

Ladies and Gentlemen, the 16th president of these United States.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.