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marginally better this week.

although the plot devices for the lisp bit payoff was a bit hokey.

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6 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Episode 2 last week was very meh, but I liked this one.  

this episode was pretty damn funny. fucking hilarious 

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Teri looks good at 50. She has quite the ink too.

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I totally forgot she did Playboy.

On 2/3/2020 at 3:32 PM, tx 3 putt said:

this episode was pretty damn funny. fucking hilarious 

I thought it was hilarious too.

I knew the cringe moment with Laverne was coming and it got me anyway.

On 2/3/2020 at 6:07 PM, Buzzrock said:

Teri looks good at 50. She has quite the ink too.

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I totally forgot she did Playboy.

Can't believe I never knew that until now.  Have always had a thing for her.

I agree.  After a couple of duds, last night was great.  The whole yo-yo thing.  I've been out of the game for over 10 years, but I would have acted just like Larry after seeing the "yoyo up" pictures.

It's nice to see Megyn Price (the yo-yo'er) is still milftastic.

And i've never flown on a private plane before, is adding up everybody's weight a thing people do?

You don't even need to fly private.  I've been on commercial flights in small enough aircraft they have to weigh you and your bag that same day.  For one thing, they have to know how much fuel to put in, and then second, they need to balance out the weight both fore/aft, and then also port/starboard, both in the passenger area, and also in the cargo hold.  

I used to say I could watch Leon and Larry just shoot the shit on the most mundane topics for an hour, and laugh my ass off.  And this episode was basically half that and it fully delivered.  It was also a strange running time, like 41 minutes.  I enjoyed the extra time but I hope these "over-time" episodes don't mean we're gonna get 2 or 3 less episodes on the back end?  

Where's that store again? 

And is that where the carnival is?

Is it gonna be fun?  

It's nice to see Megyn Price (the yo-yo'er) is still milftastic.
And i've never flown on a private plane before, is adding up everybody's weight a thing people do?
Not on jets. But still funny.

That one probably falls into my top 10 eps of Curb. Leon was on fire as well. “This ain’t the playoffs!”

 

Watched it at the gym on the elliptical....figured quick way to pass 30mins...then realized it was longer than normal like halfway through.. I lol’d a few times trying to hide a goofy smirk in public. Ironically there was a pregnant lady working out nearby. Not redhead though...and husband was asian.

 

Definitely re-watchable.

 

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When Leon said he doesn't tell anyone his height or weight because that's giving a description, I nearly fell off the couch.  Great episode.

I re-watched it and Leon was definitely the star. The description thing, massage from the maid and telling the bartender just to give him the whole bottle so he doesn’t have to come back for refills. 
 

When Suzy asks Larry why he even came and he says “it was presented to me like it would be fun” was perfect. I’ll use that a lot. 

3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

When Leon said he doesn't tell anyone his height or weight because that's giving a description, I nearly fell off the couch.  Great episode.

Leon had been crushing it this season 

13 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

I forget the exact quote but I lost it when Susie told Larry to take his dirty teeth back to his hovel.

I suspect the quote included a variation of the word fuck.  Likely an adjective or adverb.

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Leon had been crushinges  it this every season 

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Go back to your fucking hovel with your unbrushed teeth.

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3 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

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from the first time we saw him, he's been a fucking riot. 

 

"Barack Obama motherfucker...I'm the President of hittin' that ass"

^
Absolutely.  I thought when Larry took the hiatus to New York a couple seasons ago that would sorta be their tacit way of writing Leon off the show (keep in mind, he was established on the show at that point, but not THAT established, a full 1.5 seasons ago).  And there's no mention of him for awhile, and then Larry is walking to his temporary apartment in Manhattan an there's Leon inexplicably with a front-door parking spot outside his building complaining about his roommate and how he had to get the fuck outta L.A.  That quick sidewalk exchange with Larry is one of the all-time great moments in the series.  And from then on, you knew they'd keep him around no matter what plot-armor they'd have to offer him.  You know, like making him a full-time coffee bean tracker in Western Mexico.  

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Holy fuck, I just watched the last episode. 

Home fucking run.  


I kept thinking the wedding was gonna get ruined by the hotel staff busting Larry for stealing beans, just a bit off on that one

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I'm doing a few things around the house today, and I was on a ladder and started thinking about Leon yelling at the TV in his  hotel room.  I laughed so hard I almost fell off..

On 2/11/2020 at 4:43 PM, Lobo said:

And there's no mention of him for awhile, and then Larry is walking to his temporary apartment in Manhattan an there's Leon inexplicably with a front-door parking spot outside his building complaining about his roommate and how he had to get the fuck outta L.A.

god, that scene is gold.  one of my favorites and peak Leon.

“this motherfuckin car got some heart, man”

”I don’t fly, baby.  you gotta have a photo id for that.  fuck that”

“see the baby-seat back there?”

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Leon with Larry in Paris is the ultimate for me.  Larry is cursing some guy in French, and Leon is casually sipping on his drink. 

How come none of you twitter folks posted the story about how trump tweeted out the scene with Larry in the MAGA hat with the motorcycle tough guy?   Holy shit; it just made my day.  Hadn’t seen the CNN story in it until just now 

Ah yes, well I realize that......now.  

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must have been nice tapping that ass back in the day, fucking in black and white !

 

Leon is still killing it 

oh my god... Larry deflating the doll.

i haven't laughed like that in a long, long time.

44 minutes ago, yoladu said:

oh my god... Larry deflating the doll.

i haven't laughed like that in a long, long time.

I’ve dry-humped a folded up air mattress more than once.  

21 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

This season has been great.

2nd episode was a little dip, but damn every other episode has delivered 

I don’t know who that mailman guy is but he nails every scene he’s in.  

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The girlfriend isn’t really a fan but I made her watch the wedding episode and she laughed her ass off from start to finish

On 2/11/2020 at 4:43 PM, Lobo said:

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Absolutely.  I thought when Larry took the hiatus to New York a couple seasons ago that would sorta be their tacit way of writing Leon off the show (keep in mind, he was established on the show at that point, but not THAT established, a full 1.5 seasons ago).  And there's no mention of him for awhile, and then Larry is walking to his temporary apartment in Manhattan an there's Leon inexplicably with a front-door parking spot outside his building complaining about his roommate and how he had to get the fuck outta L.A.  That quick sidewalk exchange with Larry is one of the all-time great moments in the series.  And from then on, you knew they'd keep him around no matter what plot-armor they'd have to offer him.  You know, like making him a full-time coffee bean tracker in Western Mexico.  

LOL plus he had driven Larry's car across the country to get there and it was all beat to shit, lol.

FYI, if you want to catch up on the new season and more, you can get HBO through Amazon Prime Video for the next three months for $10 a month.

7 hours ago, Lobo said:

I don’t know who that mailman guy is but he nails every scene he’s in.  

I remember him from kroll show, if you ever saw that.  it was a sketch comedy with nick kroll on comedy central like 7 or 8 years ago.  one of their recurring sketches was a fake reality show called "rich dick$" which I always enjoyed quite a bit.  mailman was one of the rich dicks.

 

This season has gotten on a roll. Lol Leon every scene he is in.

Great cameos.

I luff you, Isla. Makes me sad knowing she is ruined by Borat.

Were episodes running over 30mins in previous seasons?


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ruined by marrying a hilarious and highly intelligent guy?  okay.

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ruined by marrying a hilarious and highly intelligent guy?  okay.

 

Whoa sorry, Borat’s..brother..?

 

I guess I’m not going to get you to say anything bad about Borat?

 

Ruined as in he probably does some wild freaky shit with her lil ass. I wouldn’t want seconds (but I still would). It’s a joke, comrade.

 

 

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You could see it coming a mile away, but Larry getting busted while trying to deflate the sex doll was still amazing.

13 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Ruined as in he probably does some wild freaky shit with her lil ass. I wouldn’t want seconds

some dirty greaseball was doing wild freaky shit with your wife’s lil ass before you met her.  get over it. 

13 minutes ago, kevwun said:

You could see it coming a mile away, but Larry getting busted while trying to deflate the sex doll was still amazing.

not once, but twice hahahahahaha

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