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some dirty greaseball was doing wild freaky shit with your wife’s lil ass before you met her.  get over it. 

 

True. I didn’t know I was in the Borat fan thread. Fukin nerds.

 

Carry on about Curb. Rewatching now.

 

Still love her unconditionally

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My fraternity brother from GT was the newsstand guy.

/csb

My god, Isla is aging impossibly well.  That movie is 15 fucking years old and she looks maybe 3-4 years older than she did in that movie.  

Also, do yourselves a favor and go back and watch "Bern Your Enthusiasm""      It's aging as well as Isla is...

Pussy Tea - all the taste of pussy with out the commitment !

I wonder how many people who watched didn't get that the name of the tornado chasing group, storm front, is also the name of an infamous neo-nazi website. 

Yeah if only there had been more veiled nazi references this week, people probably woulda caught it.  

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I loved that Leon was the first person to hug Jeff at the surprise party. 

That was very funny 

1 hour ago, qwertyu1234 said:

I wonder how many people who watched didn't get that the name of the tornado chasing group, storm front, is also the name of an infamous neo-nazi website. 

odd that you know that...

Larry's reaction when Vince Vaughn asked him if he sought the opinion of females for the new toilet design.  So dismissive, so perfectly Larry.

I'm still waiting to see how the new toilet designs and lack of a shitter create a perfect storm of events for the opening of the spite store.  

Someone is getting their dick guillotined in a urinal and it is going to be hilarious.

The scenes with Fred Armisen were great.  Another good episode.

 

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Someone is getting their dick guillotined in a urinal and it is going to be hilarious.

and Larry is going to have to take a monster shit.

24 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Larry's reaction when Vince Vaughn asked him if he sought the opinion of females for the new toilet design.  So dismissive, so perfectly Larry.

I'm still waiting to see how the new toilet designs and lack of a shitter create a perfect storm of events for the opening of the spite store.  

Where do the pants go?

29 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Someone is getting their dick guillotined in a urinal and it is going to be hilarious.

You have to think Leon is a prime candidate, for obvious reasons, but also he was the one pointing out the urinals needed more depth a few episodes back.

Which was also the basis of Two separate Seinfeld episodes 

Holy shit, she is.  There are so many milf's on this show.  Steenburgen (back when she was on the show 10 years ago, anyway), obviously Cheryl, Romijn, Cha-Cha, JLD if you can count her, Becky (Cheryl's sister), Gina Gershon, Cady Huffman, Ben Stiller's wife, Vivica A. Fox, just to name a few.  While "Seinfeld" had one hot 30 year old after another, Curb has dominated the MILF space for 15 years.  And I truly appreciate it.  

Nothing ground breaking here but I love this show. Leon is the man! “If you got a big ass Johnson”

Agreed that episode was the best of the season.  I loved Larry describing the ugly section of the restaurant as a "fucking horror show" and Leon with pop tart toasting in the magical vagina was genius.

Another great episode.  The only one that didn't having me roaring was the second one.

Not as good as the Mexico episode for me but still good. Kroll’s faces in the bathroom cracked me up. 
 

They should have used the busboy actor from Seinfeld for the bathroom attendant part. 

12 month for regular, 6 month for magical (I'm at work so fill in the blanks).

I still remember when Sefarian-Jenkins came in for an official visit and we thought we were going to steal him from Washington.

Larry fucking up the magical vagina over $500.

Yeah that was another great episode.  This season is slamming and going hard.

On 2/29/2020 at 5:39 PM, Lobo said:

Holy shit, she is.  There are so many milf's on this show.  Steenburgen (back when she was on the show 10 years ago, anyway), obviously Cheryl, Romijn, Cha-Cha, JLD if you can count her, Becky (Cheryl's sister), Gina Gershon, Cady Huffman, Ben Stiller's wife, Vivica A. Fox, just to name a few.  While "Seinfeld" had one hot 30 year old after another, Curb has dominated the MILF space for 15 years.  And I truly appreciate it.  

Seems to me that Cheryl has really fallen off since the last season.  Maybe she had some work done?

35 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Seems to me that Cheryl has really fallen off since the last season.  Maybe she had some work done?

that talcum powder can be a bitch.

3 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Seems to me that Cheryl has really fallen off since the last season.  Maybe she had some work done?

i have a spot for her in houston, anytime she wants to visit 

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I haven't seen any of the new season, but looks like that needs to change, stat.

 

Favorite all time series line:  "Fuck me like your people fucked Palestine!"

I haven't seen any of the new season, but looks like that needs to change, stat.
 
Favorite all time series line:  "Fuck me like your people fucked Palestine!"

Happy new year!
3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I haven't seen any of the new season, but looks like that needs to change, stat.

 

Favorite all time series line:  "Fuck me like your people fucked Palestine!"

When did you orgasm, Larry?  Was it when she said she'd, "fuck the Jew out of you"...???

“You look like Einstein’s gardener for Christ’s sake.”

I’m about 3/4ths of the way through episode 1.

Jesus Christ. This is top shelf Larry David. I was about pissing myself during the MAGA hat bit. Jeff being confused for Weinstein, Susie’s Top hat, Larry getting me too’d. All incredible.

“You don’t need to call, Ted. If the plane crashes, we’ll hear about it”.

20 hours ago, C-Man said:

The show has no script, merely outlines, “the most ideal thing,” Lewis says.

To me, this is why the show works so well.  The entire case is witty enough to riff with one another on almost any subject.  Most of the chuckles and laughs are legit.

I fucking lost it when Larry noticed Susie and Ted D were getting a table in the "beautiful" section and he said, "What the fuck?!?!?"

Tonight when Jon Hamm looks at Larry at dinner and says ‘sorry to hear that’ is most i laughed all week

She looked hotter than she used to. 
 

runner up for biggest laugh was Leon describing the Dutch boy.  

I know he's rich as hell, but Larry still gets laid a lot for a bald, anorexic geriatric.  And that's not even counting the magical vagina he had in the bag but pissed away over $500. 

If you aren’t literally crying of laughter at that restaurant scene with Richard Lewis, Larry David, and Jon Hamm as Larry David, there’s no way I could appreciate you as a person. 

Does he wear like a pad or what?

i also like the running home that everybody calls him Jon Hamm, not John.  

Another super solid episode.  Jon Hamm becoming Larry David was amazing.

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