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  • Beau Vine
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    Laughed until I cried...So how do I walk?  really got me.  

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    This throw deserves the MLB thread.   

  • So in 2009, my daughter and I were in Omaha at the CWS.  I got an email from her softball coach saying that they had a kid drop off the All-Star team and would she want to replace her?  But she'd have

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Tony LaRussa will pick him up to provide veteran leadership and "an RBI bat", move Abreu to the OF to open up 1B, and bat Pujols cleanup.

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They need to file a complaint about Giancarlo Stanton being mean to them.

Speaking of, where has Helobius gone?

 

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

They need to file a complaint about Giancarlo Stanton being mean to them.

Speaking of, where has Helobius gone?

 

Probably sitting on his 12 in Yankee dildo since they're fucking his life in the ass right now.   

Lol at yall believing everyone on the internet. Those dudes give zero fucks.

A "security guard" told a fan they complained lmao.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Red Sox-Tigers game is just sloppy today.

Couldn't have been shittier that the turd the Cardinals laid down.  

1 hour ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Seems odd timing 

Also, Mariners might as well pick him up as player coach or something.  

4 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Seems odd timing 

Agreed.  It's about 3 years overdue.

Agreed.  It's about 3 years overdue.
You're nice....I'd say 5

All that money for pujols, and the angels made one playoff series where they got swept by KC. 

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These 10 year megadeals for guys heading into their 30's always work out well. With Albert he may have been heading into his mid 30`s, lulz. 

^^^^^^
It wasn't just how different the numbers are.  It's how they just immediately dropped off a cliff.  

I was looking at them yesterday, and all of his Angels' career highs were worse than his Cardinals' career lows.  

 

I remember when he signed with the Angels, he and his wife had a press conference where they claimed God told him to sign with the Angels.  

The only conclusion that can be made is that God really fucking hates the Angels.

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I'm going to miss the extreme shifts

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I was really hoping his last HR was the fake one against the Astros last week, but he snuck another one in against the Rangers.  

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

All that money for pujols, and the angels made one playoff series where they got swept by KC. 

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These 10 year megadeals for guys heading into their 30's always work out well. With Albert he may have been heading into his mid 30`s, lulz. 

Per B-R, he had 86.6 WAR in 11 seasons (7.9/season) with the Cardinals. He has accumulated 12.8 WAR in ~9 (1.4/season) with the Angels. Since 2016, he has -0.4 WAR. 

And yeah, he and Cabrera should be the last of the guys that get massive deals that begin in their 30s and end in their 40s. 

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This is quite the fucking IF with Votto out a month. 

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As the Reds played their first game without Votto on Friday, they shuffled around their infield. 

Mike Moustakas started at first base, Senzel at second, Kyle Farmer at shortstop and Eugenio Suárez at third base. 

On 5/6/2021 at 2:11 PM, Beau Vine said:

They need to file a complaint about Giancarlo Stanton being mean to them.

Speaking of, where has Helobius gone?

 

Still here, life has me busier nowadays. It sucks. Much of my yankee intake now is just the talkin yanks podcast. I have the mlb subscription though so I need to make more time to watch the games.
 

I don’t know that I’ve ever once seen you spell my username correctly. If that’s a troll that’s pretty well done. 

Edited by Helobious

Snell gave up 4 runs tonight on 6 walks and 1 hit

LAD go up 13-0 after 5....now its 14-11 in the 8th. On mlb network

Top 3 in Arizona's order today:

1.  Pavin Smith

2.  Josh Rojas

3.  Josh VanMeter

They're facing deGrom, so it's not like it's going to matter, but don't be surprised to see another no-no.

Angels are trying to blow the freeway series

Dodgers got 2 on in the 9th but the Angels survived

The mediocrity of the league this year is interesting. As of today, there is one team with a win % above .600 and only 3 teams below .400. Could make for some exciting playoff races. 

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