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    Laughed until I cried...So how do I walk?  really got me.  

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    This throw deserves the MLB thread.   

  • So in 2009, my daughter and I were in Omaha at the CWS.  I got an email from her softball coach saying that they had a kid drop off the All-Star team and would she want to replace her?  But she'd have

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5 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Gallo in RF and judge in CF, eh? Interesting. Seems like that should be flipped.

And Giancarlo in LF. That has to be the biggest OF of all time. 

Can the Phillies and Cardinals not read the standings?

44 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. Neither the Cubs or the Nationals have posted a lineup for tonight’s game that starts in 1 1/2 hours. I guess both teams are scanning the stands looking for fans that brought gloves to the park. 

 

So is this the end of the Cubs dynasty that was declared after the 2016 WS?

18 minutes ago, WBT said:

Can the Phillies and Cardinals not read the standings?

Hell, Beau can’t read the thread. How is his hero’s team supposed to know better? 

59 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. Neither the Cubs or the Nationals have posted a lineup for tonight’s game that starts in 1 1/2 hours. I guess both teams are scanning the stands looking for fans that brought gloves to the park. 

Scouting the BP Ninjas out in the stands. 

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

So is this the end of the Cubs dynasty that was declared after the 2016 WS?

'85 Bears. 

President Biden needs to mandate at least 1 afternoon MLB game on Fridays during the summer if not the entire season. 

2 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Gallo in RF and judge in CF, eh? Interesting. Seems like that should be flipped.

Gallo is better at fielding but Judge is stupid underrated with his defense. 
 

Gallo just flew out to the warning track. Man he has a pretty swing.

Rizzo just hit the soul out of a baseball, upper deck. WS here we come.

 
Don't worry CLE....Myles Straw clueless ass is heading there to save your OF

La Russa seemed like the only guy out there showing anything but concern for Abreu.

4 minutes ago, maninblack said:

 

I'm giddy that we got Springer back at the trade deadline.

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But you still can't pick your friend's nose.

11 hours ago, WBT said:

La Russa seemed like the only guy out there showing anything but concern for Abreu.

One of the biggest assholes in baseball. And has been for centuries. 

More athletic than anyone on the Bad News Buccos.  They should sign her. 

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

First Odor, now Gallo falls victim to the Yankees facial hair policy lol

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This is legitimately one of the dumbest, most outdated traditions in all of sports.

 

**talking as a guy who looks 12 without facial hair**

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9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

In what world is a Phillips for Fox trade fair? Lucious fucking Fox. I am certain that Dayton Moore sent Brett packing because he had porn on his phone. The Royals don't have a legit CF anywhere in the system and they gave this guy away. Has any other GM ever had the chance to have 13 losing seasons out of 16? Unbelievable.

Brad Hand comes in for Toronto in the top of the 10th.  Six pitches later he has given up three runs.  Good job.

Dumbass Yankees ground crew is more entertaining than the team

Cat chasing




It had a nice 5 hole juke move at the end of the whole thing....this is only the first 2 mins of it lol
On 7/30/2021 at 7:57 PM, Vic Mackey said:

First Odor, now Gallo falls victim to the Yankees facial hair policy lol

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Hey... it's better than playing for the Rangers. 

The 4 guys at the end of that 1st video wanted no part of that cat.  Very scared of being scratched.

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 cats are dangerous man. their mouths are all full of nasty bacteria. my mom once got bit by a cat and nearly lost her finger because of it. you'll never catch me fucking with no stray cats. 

Yeah. I would have zero interest in tangling with a feral cat that’s feeling cornered. 

Edited by TonyTexas

No fairy tale movie script outing for grandpa. Gives up a couple of hits and walks and managed to get one out before getting pulled. 

2 hours ago, WBT said:

The 4 guys at the end of that 1st video wanted no part of that cat.  Very scared of being scratched.

They remember seeing this on TWIB when they were kids:

 

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