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19 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It started when the Raiders left.  A lot of Raider fans were left drifting and looking for a home.  They found Dodger Stadium.

Wasn't that like 25+ years ago?

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1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Hopefully the clown show in the stands expended most of its worst energy last night. 

I doubt it.  It was the biggest crowd in the majors this year, and tonight is supposed to just as big.

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Wasn't that like 25+ years ago?

Yes.  It was slow and steady.  It took 25 years to get to where it is today.  

23 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I doubt it.  It was the biggest crowd in the majors this year, and tonight is supposed to just as big.


hopefully they leave very disappointed 

Hopefully the clown show in the stands expended most of its worst energy last night. 
Yeah thats not how this works



There was a shitton of Estrella Jalisco and Michelada fueled mayhem from people who seemed like they were there for no other reason that to stir shit up.


This hits close to home because I am drinking one right now
37 minutes ago, Scraps said:


 

 


This hits close to home because I am drinking one right now

 

You may need a few.  BOOM!  Will Smith is why we were willing to give up Ruiz for Scherzer.

Fun sports night. Shohei pitching against my Rangers, Dodgers/Stros barely overlapping then USA/Australia Olympic semi in basketball. 

Of course we’ll see their Odorizzi, and raise them a Bellinger.

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This Odorizzi cat is, um, not very good.

indeed

Now this is the Mookie I remember.  Good to have you back, Mook.

33 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This Odorizzi cat is, um, not very good.

Very little chance he makes the post season roster

Wow, even Bellinger doubled.  You know it’s going bad for Odorizzi 

They're experimenting with moving the mound back? Why? Isn't hitting in a good spot right now? 

LOL someone getting escorted out.

Even Philly fans are prob like... cmon bro.

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This is hot. I'm gruntled.

Permission to bandwagon? @Sbbruin

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17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This is hot. I'm gruntled.

Permission to bandwagon? @Sbbruin

All aboard!

Fucking old douche snaked the ball from Belly.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

All aboard!

Fucking old douche snaked the ball from Belly.

I mean... all the other contenders can fuck off save SD maybe making a run. 

Just now, Gourmand said:

lololooo

FUCK YOU JOE KELLY

 

yeah, Correa really showed everyone up with the solo shot down 5.

Just now, Sbbruin said:

yeah, Correa really showed everyone up with the solo shot down 5.

Yes, he did. You know it. We all know it.

Fuck Joe Kelly and his pussy ass shaking lower lip.

Name one Dodger that's ever been close to Carlos Correa in the big moment department.

None of those mfers can compare.

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Gourmand is going to be hating life tomorrow. 

Haha fuck you and your shitty ass last place rangers team you weak ass bitch

don't you have Tony Texas to chase around and whine about some made up message board bullshit?

We Astros fans have been lovin the baseball life for five fucking seasons. 

 

4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Name one Dodger that's ever been close to Carlos Correa in the big moment department.

None of those mfers can compare.

Seager was lights out in the NLCS and WS last year.  So there’s that.

Just now, Gourmand said:

We Astros fans have been lovin the baseball life for five fucking seasons. 

 

We’ve won 8 straight division titles.  Or is it 9?  I’ve lost count.

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Strong reply. I expected nothing less. 
 

Drink up, bro. 

Go  white knight Helo some more

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Do you REALLY think you sound intelligent right now? 
 

Keep drinking, it will be more fun for you tomorrow. 

do you really think anyone here gives a shit about your opinion of anything?  

Let's all enjoy this one again as Correa pisses all over that Dodger Stadium crowd just edging itself in anticipation of their fake tough guy Joe Kelly striking him out. You can't do anything but tip your cap to Carlos Correa there.

 

Let's all enjoy this one again as Correa pisses all over that Dodger Stadium crowd just edging itself in anticipation of their fake tough guy Joe Kelly striking him out. You can't do anything but tip your cap to Carlos Correa there.
 

You enjoy that. I'll enjoy the win.
1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:


You enjoy that. I'll enjoy the win.

I'll enjoy it while I also enjoy first place and best record in the AL. 

Enjoy the win, Scherzer pitched great and the Dodgers bats got to play beer league softball with Odorizzi. You know that Dodger fans have a hard-on for Joe Kelly for that one silly face he made while he skipped his way back to the dugout. You know the beef between those two and you know 52,000 really REALLY wanted Correa of all players to strike out in that situation. But to turn around and take him deep like that??? You cannot deny that man that moment. That was big balls.

Given the pitching matchups and absence of Bregman and Yuli, 100% of Astros fans before the series started would have been content with a split if it included a Correa bomb off Kelly.

9 hours ago, Gourmand said:

I'll enjoy it while I also enjoy first place and best record in the AL. 

Enjoy the win, Scherzer pitched great and the Dodgers bats got to play beer league softball with Odorizzi. You know that Dodger fans have a hard-on for Joe Kelly for that one silly face he made while he skipped his way back to the dugout. You know the beef between those two and you know 52,000 really REALLY wanted Correa of all players to strike out in that situation. But to turn around and take him deep like that??? You cannot deny that man that moment. That was big balls.

Take it easy Champ.  Why dont you stop talking for a while.  Maybe sit the next couple of plays out...

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Given the pitching matchups and absence of Bregman and Yuli, 100% of Astros fans before the series started would have been content with a split if it included a Correa bomb off Kelly.

And yes, I'm perfectly happy with that split.

13 minutes ago, huge said:
Take it easy Champ.  Why dont you stop talking for a while.  Maybe sit the next couple of plays out...

Ok Joe Kelly

 

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Joe Kelly is garbage.  My least favorite MLB player.

He can kiss my hole ass.

10 hours ago, Gourmand said:

We Astros fans have been baseball fans for five fucking seasons. 

 

Fify

Completely unsurprising that people are in a thread acting stupid as fans (no issues there) and somehow Helobious comes in and outstupids everyone.

And major lulz at any Astros fans thinking Correa did something by something by homering down 5. Compare that to A-Rod igniting a comeback win at Fenway by hitting a bomb to center after getting thrown at by Dempster. That’s what a fuck you moment looks like. 

16 minutes ago, Helobious said:

And major lulz at any Astros fans thinking Correa did something by something by homering down 5. Compare that to A-Rod igniting a comeback win at Fenway by hitting a bomb to center after getting thrown at by Dempster. That’s what a fuck you moment looks like. 

Did someone say fuck you moment?

 

33 minutes ago, Helobious said:

And major lulz at any Astros fans thinking Correa did something by something by homering down 5. Compare that to A-Rod igniting a comeback win at Fenway by hitting a bomb to center after getting thrown at by Dempster. That’s what a fuck you moment looks like. 

You are never not a clown.

Major lulz at you for taking an immensely entertaining man-to-man showdown between two players who hate each other, that happened just last night, and making it about you and your Rio Grande Valley Yankee fan feelings.

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13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Did someone say fuck you moment?

 

I would've gone with the most recent one, but that works as well. :)

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