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    Laughed until I cried...So how do I walk?  really got me.  

  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    This throw deserves the MLB thread.   

  • So in 2009, my daughter and I were in Omaha at the CWS.  I got an email from her softball coach saying that they had a kid drop off the All-Star team and would she want to replace her?  But she'd have

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Lauren Gardner with an interesting look tonight.

She just said that Justin Turner is day-to-day with Groin Discomfort.

I can relate, because I suffered through that in junior high.131e43a3d6e76a570958e81774698733.jpg

If you pull it repeatedly it feels better

Well the Rockies mascot is about to get a name change lmao

 

55 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Well the Rockies mascot is about to get a name change lmao

 

LOL.  It seemed a little too over the top to be real.  You'd have to be a brave/insane soul to yell that.

 

Who named their mascot “Dinger”? Did “Rocky” just make too much sense? Avalanche, nugget, a million more relevant names for that thing. Pro sport mascots are dumb anyways. 

i think he said the sheriff is near

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Pro sport mascots are dumb anyways. 

i know, right? i mean what type of business wants to capture the hearts and minds of potential customers when they're young? fucking idiots.

Yeah that’s for sure the only way to do it. I have no idea how the Dodgers, Yankees, & angels are still in operation without mascots.

That clip is like the brainstorm/green needle toy. If you decide that's what you're going to hear, then that's what you hear.

That’s pretty hilarious. Cancelling a purple polka dotted dinosaur. 
 

Not hilarious: I’d bet anything opposing fans  will be shouting “dinger” at Brinson as a tongue in cheek insult. Even though he didn’t raise any stink about this and said he didn’t even hear the fan. 

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Yeah that’s for sure the only way to do it. I have no idea how the Dodgers, Yankees, & angels are still in operation without mascots.

You’re  right. Because what parent would ever take their kids to any of those parks and expose them to those vulgar and violent fan bases?

Angels fans are chill.  Yankees stadium isn't that bad if you avoid the cheap seats.  Chavez Ravine is a fucking cesspool though.  

Stanton just tied his own record for hardest hit ball in statcast era. 122 MPH. Of course it resulted in a GIDP. 

Eloy on fire....4 homers 10 rbis last 11 innings

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

Who named their mascot “Dinger”? Did “Rocky” just make too much sense? Avalanche, nugget, a million more relevant names for that thing. Pro sport mascots are dumb anyways. 

How about "Digger"?  Like digging for gold in the mountains, or something.  Just spitballing here.

17 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Eloy on fire....4 homers 10 rbis last 11 innings

as a Cubs fan i don't take a lot of joy in saying this, but the White Sox are so badass. Eloy, Luis Robert, Tim Anderson, Abreu, Giolito, Lynn, Rodon...i've felt for a while now that it will be Houston and the White Sox in the ALCS. that said, as a Cubs fan i very much look forward to watching Tony LaRussa completely screw the pooch in the postseason. what a terrible fit he is for a such a young and talented team. 

Wild game in KC. 0-0 going into the 7th. Yankees score a run in the top of innings 7-9, Royals score a run in bottom of each frame to tie. Yankees score 2 on top of the 10th, Royals score 2 in bottom of tenth to tie. Yankees blow it open top of 11th, hopefully for good.

What was he suspended for?

14 hours ago, Helobious said:

Stanton just tied his own record for hardest hit ball in statcast era. 122 MPH. Of course it resulted in a GIDP. 

i'd want no part of a grounder hit right at me at 122mph.  if it was to my left or right fine, but right at me no thanks.

An interesting strategy to have a misogynistic and racially insensitive company like Barstool represent your brand. Let’s see how that works for them. 

37 minutes ago, WBT said:

What was he suspended for?

Not what he was suspended for, but he was vehemently arguing several months back that the election was rigged because Trump lost… California. If that gives you an idea of how grounded in reality he is. He also advocated violence against liberal people on multiple occasions, I believe he got suspended briefly last year for it. 

59 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Not what he was suspended for, but he was vehemently arguing several months back that the election was rigged because Trump lost… California. If that gives you an idea of how grounded in reality he is. He also advocated violence against liberal people on multiple occasions, I believe he got suspended briefly last year for it. 


didnt he say it’s ok to rape Muslim women ?

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


didnt he say it’s ok to rape Muslim women ?

No, he just said that people should travel to the Middle East and kidnap/murder Muslim women there. Totally different.

Yeah, so if he topped those, it must have been something good

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yeah, so if he topped those, it must have been something good

I believe it was something about battered women.  You can guess which side he took.

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

An interesting strategy to have a misogynistic and racially insensitive company like Barstool represent your brand. Let’s see how that works for them. 

Working out ok with ESPN I guess.....soooooooo

15 hours ago, Helobious said:

So lasts nights game was kind of historical

and they still lost.

Another way of putting it (and the way I saw it phrased) the Yankees blew a save 4 innings in a row - which has never happened before.

But, like you said, you got the last laugh. 

If Chapman wasn’t on the DL it would’ve been 5 innings in a row.

9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

This is pretty clean. 

 

I could watch this all day. So smooth 

Not a fan of sliding past the plate and slapping it with your hand.  He'd get to the plate faster if he slid feet first and got the front foot down.  /getoffmylawn

I was at the game mor focused on the runner and had to wait for the replay to see what happened 

4 hours ago, WBT said:

He'd get to the plate faster if he slid feet first and got the front foot down.

Yes but the way he did it he avoided any chance of the tag. Unless it was a force out situation which I don't think it was. 

That's a 10/10 slide. 

Mookie to the IL. That hip injury isn’t going to completely heal anytime soon. 

Field of Dreams game tomorrow at 6pm central on Fox. Yankees-White Sox from a cornfield in Iowa.

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Wainwright throws a Maddux.

Rays score 7 in 9th, lose 20-8.

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I was at the game mor focused on the runner and had to wait for the replay to see what happened 

Same. I was like WTF just happened.  

One of the worst contracts in sports history. This is what the Orioles got for their 7yr/$161M signed in 2016. 
.196/.291/.379

 

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