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WBT, even you aren’t that fucking stupid.

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    Laughed until I cried...So how do I walk?  really got me.  

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  • So in 2009, my daughter and I were in Omaha at the CWS.  I got an email from her softball coach saying that they had a kid drop off the All-Star team and would she want to replace her?  But she'd have

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11 hours ago, Helobious said:

Well he might not anyway by virtue of the Yankees never winning again. Bet the house on the sweep tomorrow. The winning streak took to much out of us, team is dead right now. We’ll lose 2 out of 3 to Baltimore, 3 out of 4 to Toronto, start heating up around mid-September for the playoff push. Qualify as the 2nd wild card. Anything is possible after that. Bookmark this shit.

Your team just came off a 21-8 month which included a 13 game winning streak. That’s amazing for what is, statistically, a very mediocre team. But keep whining. 

More fun for the Mets. 

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New York Mets acting general manager Zack Scott will not join the team for its upcoming road trip after he was arrested on a charge of driving while intoxicated, the team announced Wednesday.

Scott was arrested at around 4:15 a.m. Tuesday in suburban White Plains, New York. Police found him asleep at the wheel of his SUV at a traffic light and determined he was intoxicated, White Plains police Capt. James Spencer said. He said Scott refused a breathalyzer test.

The 44-year-old was booked and released and is due in court Thursday morning.

Starting to look like the influence of spider tack was a whole lot of nothing. Another dominant outing for Cole today. And I’m not aware of any other good pitcher in the league that just fell apart after the crackdown. 

21 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Knock knock, Giants.  1/2game back. Scherzer tomorrow, then up to the Bay for 3.

 

 

The Braves continue their tradition of fucking the Giants at every possible opportunity. 

2 hours ago, TornACL said:

The Braves continue their tradition of fucking the Giants at every possible opportunity. 

Order has been restored to the universe.  Dodgers take over 1st for the first time since April.  And best record in baseball. Scherzer 6IP, 0 runs.  Huge series this weekend

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Yankees spanish-language broadcaster apparently saved legendary Yankee radio man John Sterling from drowning in the NY floods today. 

I'm drowning!  I'm drowning!  I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm drowning! 

I think I’ll start posting all Astros news here, no matter how insignificant. 

13 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I think I’ll start posting all Astros news here, no matter how insignificant. 

I didn’t realize it was an everyday thing for an MLB team’s radio broadcaster to get pulled from floodwaters. My bad.

The payroll floor is good but the universal FA age is stupid. Let’s prevent our young stars from cashing in and reward the journeymen. 

 

I'm sure that 29.5 shit got them laughed out of the room.

17 hours ago, Helobious said:

I didn’t realize it was an everyday thing for an MLB team’s radio broadcaster to get pulled from floodwaters. My bad.

You should start a Yankees blog or a Yankees podcast.

Or just commit seppuku over being a Yankees fan

On 9/2/2021 at 3:07 PM, Underdog said:

I'm drowning!  I'm drowning!  I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm drowning! 

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I am in a glass case of emotions right now. 

I feel like these two teams are going to run reach other too hot all the way to October, and then the Brewers will get to the WS.

45 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I am in a glass case of emotions right now. 

I feel like these two teams are going to run reach other too hot all the way to October, and then the Brewers will get to the WS.

 

8 minutes ago, TornACL said:

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Amazing. 

it's too bad that Adalberto Mondesi can't stay healthy. the 2020 SB leader/best offensive player in baseball during the second half of 2020 has only been able to play in 13 games this season, totally sporadically, and here's what he's done:

17/49 (.347), 5 doubles, 5 HR, 12 RBI, 10 R, 5 SB. extrapolate that for a season in which he plays 130 games and that's 50 doubles, 50 HR, 120 RBI, 100 R, and 50 SB. now i'm not saying that he would do that if he could simply stay healthy, because he wouldn't. i am however saying that he has the talent to be a top 5-ish offensive player in baseball, if only he could stay healthy, and i'd love to see what he could do with 500 healthy ABs.

to make this even more ridiculous, heres Mondesi over the final 22 games last season:

 

32 hits, 6 doubles, 6 HR, 2 triples, 19 RBI, 16 SB, .376 BA, .424 OBP, .706 SLG, 1.130 OPS

 

so, in his last 25 games across 2020 and 2021, Mondesi is 49/134 for a .366 BA, with 11 doubles, 11 HR, 31 RBI, 32 R, and 21 SB

 

extrapolating this to a season where he plays 150 games, this comes out to an absurd 192 hits, 66 doubles, 66 HR, 186 RBI, 192 R, and 126 SB. in one season.

 

again, while he's never ever ever going to do that, it shows how much talent the guy has. man i wish he could just stay healthy.

3 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Cubs and Pirates combined for 3 grand slams in today's game.  Think that ties the record.

Crawl during the ND game said it was the first game with 3 go ahead grand slams. 

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

I didn't realize he had 17 yacks. He's still a pretty good DH - or has been for the Dodgers at least. 

HIs OPS+ for the Dodgers this year is 112.  First time it has been in triple digits since 2016.

Maybe he just needed to get back to the NL to be merely JAG instead of terrible.

5 hours ago, huge said:

HIs OPS+ for the Dodgers this year is 112.  First time it has been in triple digits since 2016.

Maybe he just needed to get back to the NL to be merely JAG instead of terrible.

He's getting fewer PAs against righties, who he can't hit at all, and more against lefties, who he has always hit well.  

The Angels just didn't realize that he was a perfect $25M platoon part at 1B.

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I know how much this thread loves hearing about the Yankees, here’s an update:

We fucking suck. Like 2-10 in last 12 games suck. That is all.

39 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I know how much this thread loves hearing about the Yankees, here’s an update:

We fucking suck. Like 2-10 in last 12 games suck. That is all.

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The best part was how the Bronx Bombers led exactly 0 innings in that 4 game home sweep.

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

The best part was how the Bronx Bombers led exactly 0 innings in that 4 game home sweep.

Broadcast said it’s the first time since 1908 that has happened. What historical thing have the Astros done lately? That’s what I thought. 

That’s Michael Kay’s fault he’s the one that said it I’m pretty sure. 

That jersey toss at the end makes it look like he realizes that he's done in Korea.

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

What historical thing have the Astros done lately? That’s what I thought. 

LMFAO @ Helo crowing that the Astros can’t match his Yankees for ineptitude. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

That jersey toss at the end makes it look like he realizes that he's done in Korea.

I"ll give 1000 rep points to the first Surl that can name that tune.

One of the worst tags you will ever see. Ever. Sanchez has the ball in this pic. The runner scored anyway. 
 

 

I was watching that live at the time.  One of my pet peeves is how shitty guys are at tags, but that was a whole different level of apathy by Sanchez.  I could only conclude that he's still upset and distracted by not winning the Rookie of the Year award in 2016.

Fuck Michael fulmer. Surprised he’s still in the bigs, hasn’t heard about him in years. But if Sanchez had won he should’ve been forced to relinquish it for that play alone. Easily in the top 10 of worst effort plays I’ve ever seen in pro sports. Embarrassing. 

Is that video the equivalent of football's alligator arms?  Ray Fosse thinks Sanchez is a pussy.  

Shame ESPN didn't continue their coverage of the KBO, was kinda cool to wake up pre-dawn and watch some baseball before heading off to work. 

I'm just impressed Sanchez caught a throw.

 

Pretty sure A-Rod had to look up "litany" in the dictionary before using it in his little speech there.

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