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#301
On 6/22/2018 at 12:03 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

I can't get the "after these messages, we'll be right back" jingle from kids' cartoons in the 70s out of my head.

Dammit.

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#302

Today is my birthday. I’ve spent all day shitting water and vomiting, while taking care of my wife and child who have also been shitting water and vomiting. Happy birthday to me. 

#303
7 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Just saw this today... Sargent York premiered in 1941, and was the highest grossing movie of that year and up to that point, ever.

When adjusted for inflation, it remains, even 77 years later,  the highest grossing film (per dollar value at time of release) of all time.

pretty intense

#311

Y'all been thinking about going down to the shore?  

#312
16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Y'all been thinking about going down to the shore?  

Nah. Gonna go to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea.

#313

Please be careful driving around my neighbors.  They are not fleet of foot and I don't give a shit what connections you may have to any two-bit politicians in this two-horse shitshow of a town.  

#316

My family and I drove from Houston to Weatherford yesterday. Wife and two four year-olds. 

We didn’t stop once. It was incredible. I’m feeling like the master of my domain. 

#317
On 3/25/2018 at 1:35 PM, GSU&UT said:

Fever blisters suck

I’ve noticed that most people with oral herpes think calling it something else will fool people. 

#321
1 hour ago, skipperj said:

Roses really smell like poopoooo

You know, while roses themselves actually smell pretty good, the fact of the matter is, with as much fertilizer as most folk have to use to get them to grow at all, the stench of poop really is the overriding sensation in most rose gardens. I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed.

#323
2 hours ago, skipperj said:

I just really like to quote pop music.

 

New York, London, Paris, Munich
Everybody talk about pop musik

Talk about, pop musik
Talk about, pop musik
Pop pop pop pop musik

#327

These single day off holidays always intrigue me.

Today is like a Thursday. And in two days it will be Thursday again. Wednesday will be funday Wednesday. And so will this Sunday.

#328
These single day off holidays always intrigue me.

Today is like a Thursday. And in two days it will be Thursday again. Wednesday will be funday Wednesday. And so will this Sunday.


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#329
On 7/1/2018 at 9:23 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

You know, while roses themselves actually smell pretty good, the fact of the matter is, with as much fertilizer as most folk have to use to get them to grow at all, the stench of poop really is the overriding sensation in most rose gardens. I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed.

I beg your pardon.

#331
These single day off holidays always intrigue me.

Today is like a Thursday. And in two days it will be Thursday again. Wednesday will be funday Wednesday. And so will this Sunday.



Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel. Friday has a feel. Sunday has a feel.
#332

Does Lee Greenwood just live off of his July royalty check each year? Are May and June lean months in the Greenwood house while he waits for the July check?

#334

I’m currently on vacation at an unnamed beach in the florida panhandle.  saw manny diaz at the beach club today.  flashed him the hookem, he stared blankly at me and had no discernible reaction.  he was also wearing a visor.  that is all. 

#335

If giving birth hurts worse than a kick to the nuts, then why doesn't a guy ever ask to be kicked a 2nd  time?

#340
I’m currently on vacation at an unnamed beach in the florida panhandle.  saw manny diaz at the beach club today.  flashed him the hookem, he stared blankly at me and had no discernible reaction.  he was also wearing a visor.  that is all. 


Were you wearing your Buenos Diaz Bitchez shirt?

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#341

Tim Tebow is dating his second Miss Universe, this one hotter than the previous. 

#342
1 hour ago, ajax said:

Tim Tebow is dating his second Miss Universe, this one hotter than the previous. 

Might belong in the trivial things that make you surly thread.

#348
On 7/11/2018 at 12:39 PM, ajax said:

Tim Tebow is dating his second Miss Universe, this one hotter than the previous. 

Have tickets to see him in Binghamton next week...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mainly due to Billy Joel themed fireworks post game. 

#349

If you think of 3 Taco Bell crunchy tacos + 32 oz of Dr. Pepper as food, you'll be disappointed.

If you think of it as a laxative, well sir, you will be a light-stepping happy man.

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