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#8251
6 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Virgin Atlantic flew a 787 across the Atlantic using a fuel made solely from animal fats, and it could cut jet emissions by 70%. Vegans are going to lose their collective shit if this becomes a regular deal, and I’m more than ok with that.

If we made it from people fats, America would crush OPEC.

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#8254
Virgin Atlantic flew a 787 across the Atlantic using a fuel made solely from animal fats, and it could cut jet emissions by 70%. Vegans are going to lose their collective shit if this becomes a regular deal, and I’m more than ok with that.
What about the emissions from raising the animals?
#8255
2 hours ago, slorch said:

If we made it from people fats, America would crush OPEC.

I will happily contribute my 5lb of belly fat towards our GDP.

#8256

As best I can tell, you think vegans and animal rights groups are synonymous… which is definitely not the case

#8258

Thought of @YGIFStoday as I was walking into a Chase bank for a cashier's check and looking around like

john travolta nba GIF

Just a bunch of people twiddling their thumbs while a bunch of tumbleweeds blew by.  Everyone was so bored, they were fighting over who would assist me. 

#8260

Danny is an all time great, idolized and called an inspiration by many other professional drummers, which is a pretty good indicator if you’re otherwise unsure. While his skill is clearly exceptional, it’s his creativity when writing his complex drum parts that sets him apart.

This drum break (6:35) broke minds.

#8261
As best I can tell, you think vegans and animal rights groups are synonymous… which is definitely not the case

Cousins for sure. Not all vegans are animal rights, but probably high 90’s percentile of animal rights activists are vegan.
#8262
Danny is an all time great, idolized and called an inspiration by many other professional drummers, which is a pretty good indicator if you’re otherwise unsure. While his skill is clearly exceptional, it’s his creativity when writing his complex drum parts that sets him apart.

This drum break (6:35) broke minds.



Their time signature work is out of this world. It’s insane when they’re all playing on different rhythms like in lateralus.
#8265
1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Fuck. Going into work, at a job I should never have taken, after the weekend is Longhorn fans had, is a beating.

Hang in there, brother.  Find an aggy coworker and brighten his day with reminders of how great the weekend was.  It will help you over the hump.

#8266

I miss the days of a a good ol firm handshake. These days when I see someone out and greet them it’s the fucking Wild West, we going for the standard, a fist bump, high five, some kind of a DAP thing? It’s a second or two of uncertainty I would just as soon do without.

#8267

One thing I liked about Covid was doing away with the handshake.  From intros to "peace be with you" at church, to everything else...I fucking despise handshakes even more than I despise a bad one.  It's the dumbest fucking custom we have and everybody knows it, we just keep going along with it because we think it makes us look manly.  It's just an exchange of germs and filth.  If I'm close enough to shake your hand, I'm close enough to look in your eyes and greet you directly.  We don't need to involve bacteria into the equation.  I don't get men's fascination with touching other men's hands.  It used to serve a function centuries ago to check for weapons, but now?  It's not a sign of commitment either.  We don't need to "Shake on It."  If I give you my word, then I've given you my word and it's been rock solid for decades across continents.  We don't need to rub each other.  

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#8269
One thing I liked about Covid was doing away with the handshake.  From intros to "peace be with you" at church, to everything else...I fucking despise handshakes even more than I despise a bad one.  It's the dumbest fucking custom we have and everybody knows it, we just keep going along with it because we think it makes us look manly.  It's just an exchange of germs and filth.  If I'm close enough to shake your hand, I'm close enough to look in your eyes and greet you directly.  We don't need to involve bacteria into the equation.  I don't get men's fascination with touching other men's hands.  It used to serve a function centuries ago to check for weapons, but now?  It's not a sign of commitment either.  We don't need to "Shake on It."  If I give you my word, then I've given you my word and it's been rock solid for decades across continents.  We don't need to rub each other.  

None of that explains why you greet me by cupping my balls.
#8270
On 12/4/2023 at 7:39 AM, Patricio Swayze said:

Fuck. Going into work, at a job I should never have taken, after the weekend is Longhorn fans had, is a beating.

Yep.  Just started day four at a new place.   Miserable.  

#8271
37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


None of that explains why you greet me by cupping my balls.

It’s just how I was raised as a poor black Amish hacker.  

#8272

The people that call into the Finebaum show seem to be hillbillies for the most part.  How many other jewish guys are the guru for moonshine-drinking football-loving hillbillies?

#8276
1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

If you flew around the world in either direction, would you land in yesterday or tomorrow?

you'd pass 24 time zones and the international date line.  so you'd lose a day and gain a day.  or gain a day and lose a day.  either way, net 0.

#8277
On 11/30/2023 at 10:42 AM, Superhero said:

I will happily contribute my 5lb of belly fat towards our GDP.

A 777 could make it to Maui on mine.

#8279
2 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

you'd pass 24 time zones and the international date line.  so you'd lose a day and gain a day.  or gain a day and lose a day.  either way, net 0.

But could you still save Lois Lane? 

#8280
On 11/28/2023 at 10:07 AM, Underdog said:

Pretty cool story... 

When the Baltimore @Ravens franchise first began in 1996, the team could not afford full time employees so local firefighters volunteered to help, and the tradition still lives on today. @KayleeHartung reports. #RavensFlock

 

I am supposed to believe that an NFL team "couldn't afford" full-time employees? GTFOH with that bullshit. Art Modell was just a cheapskate. 

#8281

Mix 1/3 cup of brown sugar, two tablespoons of balsamic vinegar, two tablespoons of soy sauce, one teaspoon of minced garlic, 1/2 teaspoon of red pepper flakes, and 1/2 teaspoon of paprika in a bowl.  On pork, it's a delicious glaze.  Knock the bowl off of the counter and it becomes very fragrant glue.  Son of a bitch, what a mess.

#8282

Why are soccer specific stadiums (including in the US) usually built with covers over the stands but not football stadiums? I know there are a handful but nearly every one is completely opened or completely domed (including retractable domes which are closed 90% of the time).

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#8284

Its kinda fucked up and unfair that one dog gets anthropomorphized into human and the other remains a pet

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#8285
9 hours ago, 'stache said:

Why are soccer specific stadiums (including in the US) usually built with covers over the stands but not football stadiums? I know there are a handful but nearly every one is completely opened or completely domed (including retractable domes which are closed 90% of the time).

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#8286
17 hours ago, Underdog said:

But could you still save Lois Lane? 

 

7 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Yes, but not the horse face one, the hot one on Smallville.

Teri Hatcher yes, Margot Kidder ummm...probably not.

#8287

Why do we still have “chain gangs” in football. Can’t RFID chips be put in the ball and sensors on sideline?

I have clients running entire factories with machines and no humans (barring mechanics) and we still have dipshits arbitrarily spotting the ball and moving the chains around. 

#8289
22 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

and couldn't we just have machines running the football?  just place in on a conveyor even.

 

Haven't you been watching Sweat/Murphy? Those young men are machines.

#8290
6 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Teri Hatcher yes, Margot Kidder ummm...probably not.

I think he meant Kristen Kreuk.  (Who is a half-Asian or part Asian, and most HAPAs are good looking)

But Terri Hatcher is hot too.

#8291
18 hours ago, 'stache said:

Why are soccer specific stadiums (including in the US) usually built with covers over the stands but not football stadiums? I know there are a handful but nearly every one is completely opened or completely domed (including retractable domes which are closed 90% of the time).

Because Europeans are pussies.

#8292
18 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I think he meant Kristen Kreuk.  (Who is a half-Asian or part Asian, and most HAPAs are good looking)

But Terri Hatcher is hot too.

Either way, I'll allow it.  I can live with the throwback.

#8293
58 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I think he meant Kristen Kreuk.  (Who is a half-Asian or part Asian, and most HAPAs are good looking)

But Terri Hatcher is hot too.

Chinese-Dutch…and id blow up the planet of krypton for datass

#8296
11 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Its kinda fucked up and unfair that one dog gets anthropomorphized into human and the other remains a pet

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"I didn't say Minnie was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy"

#8298

I curbed my left and right wheels on separate occasions this week. 

Theres all sorts of excuses available - it was dark and rainy and the curb was snowcovered - but ultimately I was driving the car. 

Just to frontrun any jokes: no, my husband didnt get mad. 

#8299
On 12/7/2023 at 12:26 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Customer service has really gone to shit in this country.  I blame the internet.

I blame outsourcing. 

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