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About 20 years ago, I was listening to some morning radio dorks and they were talking about the towel/sheets/pajamas rotation. The woman of the group said that not only did she use a fresh towel every day, she also wore clean PJs every day AND CHANGED HER SHEETS EVERY FUCKING DAY. She claimed that she just felt gross, sleeping on dirty sheets. The two dudes  called her a nutjob, in a kind way. Shocking news, she was unmarried. 

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2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

I really hate summer. It's the worst season that we romanticized as children because we were free from school.

 

Except if you have working parents, and they don't want you at home on your iPad all day, so they send you to various summer camps...

 

As a parent, summer is a pain in the butt having to drop off / pick up the kids from different locations during the workday. During the school year, my kids walk to and from school by themselves. They disappear at 8 and re-appear at 3.

 

23 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

Except if you have working parents, and they don't want you at home on your iPad all day, so they send you to various summer camps...

 

As a parent, summer is a pain in the butt having to drop off / pick up the kids from different locations during the workday. During the school year, my kids walk to and from school by themselves. They disappear at 8 and re-appear at 3.

 

Yep.  These basketball camps getting expensive 

37 minutes ago, Sandman said:

About 20 years ago, I was listening to some morning radio dorks and they were talking about the towel/sheets/pajamas rotation. The woman of the group said that not only did she use a fresh towel every day, she also wore clean PJs every day AND CHANGED HER SHEETS EVERY FUCKING DAY. She claimed that she just felt gross, sleeping on dirty sheets. The two dudes  called her a nutjob, in a kind way. Shocking news, she was unmarried. 

No PJ rotation. I sleep buck nekkid. I do keep a robe nearby, in case a fire or other emergency requires action.

Sheets? When a night sweat (or other sweat-inducing occurrences) stickies 'em up, or the crumb quotient exceeds sleepability levels.

2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Yep.  These basketball camps getting expensive 

Forgot about the $ for these summer camps.

 

My wife and I are able to afford these summer camps, but yeah, $200 for a week of tennis camp for 1/2 day (which is the CHEAPEST of the camps) starts to add up. Do the proletariat just let their kids go feral?

3 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Forgot about the $ for these summer camps.

 

My wife and I are able to afford these summer camps, but yeah, $200 for a week of tennis camp for 1/2 day (which is the CHEAPEST of the camps) starts to add up. Do the proletariat just let their kids go feral?

If those people aren’t at the protests they’re probably letting them use an iPad that is surly stolen 

Old guy talk incoming.  You've been warned.

When I was a kid both of my parents were teachers.  My dad worked various jobs during the summer to make ends meet while my mom stayed home with us.  Usually he or my mom were working on graduate degrees as well.  Every day, including weekends, was the same: get up and eat breakfast, then my mom would put us out of the house saying, "Be back in when the street lights come on.  Don't come back in before that unless someone is bleeding or dieing."  Our city had a low cost summer program with swimming instruction, Red Cross Lifesaving classes, theater, crafts, and other sports and activities.  In the mornings we would go to these, then run amok frm noon until dark.  It was fabulous.  And other than the fact that I post here, we turned out almost normal and nearly civilized.

16 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

And other than the fact that I post here, we turned out almost normal and nearly civilized.

 

A few years ago I ran into King Diamond, and had that conversation. Granted it was music related, but strayed into parenting and things as well.

End conclusion: we kinda looked at each other and said yep, turned out pretty alright.  Suck it, Tipper. 

11 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

58 years ago today….

 

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You must have been a proud grandpa!

11 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Old guy talk incoming.  You've been warned.

When I was a kid both of my parents were teachers.  My dad worked various jobs during the summer to make ends meet while my mom stayed home with us.  Usually he or my mom were working on graduate degrees as well.  Every day, including weekends, was the same: get up and eat breakfast, then my mom would put us out of the house saying, "Be back in when the street lights come on.  Don't come back in before that unless someone is bleeding or dieing."  Our city had a low cost summer program with swimming instruction, Red Cross Lifesaving classes, theater, crafts, and other sports and activities.  In the mornings we would go to these, then run amok frm noon until dark.  It was fabulous.  And other than the fact that I post here, we turned out almost normal and nearly civilized.

Tell me you are Gen X without telling me you are Gen X.

27 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Tell me you are Gen X without telling me you are Gen X.

Nope.  Boomer "officially", but they keep moving the date frame.  I have more in common with Gen X, though.

19 hours ago, Tex Long said:

I solved the towel insanity by getting "my own" set - bright red, nothing else in the house like it. Bath sheet, bath towel, face towel, coupla wash cloths. Wash 'em myself when I think they need it, all together so they fade at same rate. All I need now is a big red mat...

Aren't those 2 pairs of the same thing? Bath sheet = bath towel. Face towel = wash cloth. Only 1 of those belong in the bathroom. Wash cloths stay in the kitchen or the garage. 

4 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Aren't those 2 pairs of the same thing? Bath sheet = bath towel. Face towel = wash cloth. Only 1 of those belong in the bathroom. Wash cloths stay in the kitchen or the garage. 

Nah. Bath sheet >> Bath towel, size-wise. Face towel >> Wash cloth, size-wise, but wash cloth thicker. You seem to be thinking of dish cloths and wash rags. Prolly same thought patterns that lead Surly to believe that a toilet attachment is somehow a bidet, when it's really an ass-washer, while a real bidet is a separate thing altogether. 

15 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

A few years ago I ran into King Diamond, and had that conversation. Granted it was music related, but strayed into parenting and things as well.

End conclusion: we kinda looked at each other and said yep, turned out pretty alright.  Suck it, Tipper. 

 Take it to the Johntay Cook thread.

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4 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

The Complete Guide to Towel Dimensions: All About Bath Towel Sizes

That ought to keep the guests from staying too long

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Pretty cool full moon right now. 

Did you take a picture?

We went out to look but it was cloudy. My son was really disappointed that he didn’t get to see it. 

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

Did you take a picture?

We went out to look but it was cloudy. My son was really disappointed that he didn’t get to see it. 

I took a pic but it didn’t turn out well at all. In low light my phone opted for a long exposure so the pic turned out all blurry and streaky. 

3 hours ago, BrianBlunc said:

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42 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

a man in a suit and tie says thank you for that on dr phil

Mom said "if you can't say something nice.....".  So, I didn't comment this morning.  Credit for being civil. 

I would like to kick the shit out of the idiot that thinks it is a good idea for large/heavy haul trucks to have all those random flashing lights on them so you can see them if you have your head stuffed in your ass and somehow do not see a massive truck on the road around you......then I would like to beat you with those fucking orange cones that you make companies place all around their parked vehicles

4 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

WTF is a bath sheet ?

It's a bath towel for big fuckers like myself. I only have bath sheets in my house, fuck tiny towels.

I’m strongly considering body driers when I build next. Probably just master bath and pool changing room to start.

 

6 hours ago, Sandman said:

It's a bath towel for big fuckers like myself. I only have bath sheets in my house, fuck tiny towels.

See, I'm just the opposite.  I don't like having to manhandle a towel big enough to wrap around my big ass.  I'd rather use a hand towel than a bath sheet.  Picture me as a fat ass diver with one of those Sham-Wow's.

Random question about UT campus that I should know: If you turn onto San Jacinto from Dean Keeton, there is a sign at that end of San Jacinto that says "No Thru Traffic--Entering University of Texas."  But I don't see anything that prevents someone from using San Jacinto to drive all the way thru campus from Dean Keeton down to MLK.  Why does it say "No Thru Traffic"? Is there a guard checking permits at some checkpoint or something?

 

Is North v. South Austin still a thing?

 

You know, I was thinking about R2D2 and C3P0 just now...

 

Spoiler

3P0's gotta be the bottom in that relationship, right? there's just no way otherwise

 

On 6/9/2025 at 4:27 PM, Sandman said:

About 20 years ago, I was listening to some morning radio dorks and they were talking about the towel/sheets/pajamas rotation. The woman of the group said that not only did she use a fresh towel every day, she also wore clean PJs every day AND CHANGED HER SHEETS EVERY FUCKING DAY. She claimed that she just felt gross, sleeping on dirty sheets. The two dudes  called her a nutjob, in a kind way. Shocking news, she was unmarried. 

Always change the sheets on fucking day.

On 6/11/2025 at 11:07 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

WTF is a bath sheet ?

Its what Mark Mangino used to wipe with when he coached Kansas. 

15 minutes ago, Deej said:

Always change the sheets on fucking day.

Your birthday, right? 

On 5/9/2025 at 11:54 AM, TheStoicPaisano said:

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His daughter just won the NCAA shot put title, and she looks more like dad than she looks like her brother.   In fact, she looks exactly like dad

On 5/10/2025 at 12:51 PM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


Not the Astro Van. Those won’t die.

that 4.3 was terrific

On 5/17/2025 at 9:18 PM, Rimbo said:

Kearny Mesa, San Diego.

I have no idea what the people who gave it 5-star reviews ate. My only guess is that they ate at a different Popeye's and put their review on this one by mistake.

all the great Asian chicken joints around you and you're eating Popeyes?  

And KM hasn't been the same since Dreamgirls closed. 

Get a text at 4am telling me power is out and not to report to work until further notice. Holy shit this company is snake bit recently with the fire in early April and we’re just getting back on our feet to this. 

This Voodoo Ranger IPA is not messing around. One can down and I'm already ready to go party and hit on random hotties.

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This Voodoo Ranger IPA is not messing around. One can down and I'm already ready to go party and hit on random hotties.

Maybe this goes in the unpopular opinions thread, but fuck IPAs.
I like beer. I grew up on lagers and Pilsners and kolsch’s and such. Now, I go to a bar, and of their 40 taps, 3 are something OTHER than an IPA, oatmeal stout, or some other shit like that. I just want a goddamned beer. A good one. A cold one. A beer. I have to search the tap menu for five minutes to find their Pacific Crest Trail Summer Smile Happy Time Joy to the World Kumbaya Lager. Fucking hell.

Couldn’t tell you the differences of all the different beer styles, all I know is Guinness sucks. 

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