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13 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

The oldest daughter arrived late last night with her new beau whom I haven't met.  So, this morning they're down the hall asleep.  Should I go scare the crap out of 'em?  Maybe put a shotgun buy the door for when they wake up?  Or just be the cool dude I usually am?  Dad is here also, because today is his birthday.  But wait!  the two youngest of the brood, will be here (with friends in tow) also and the oldest with his wife and new grand baby.   Did I mention this will be our Thanksgiving?  Here I am half ass cripple and can only escape to the back patio. So, is it a vodka or bourbon day?

Crack the bedroom door, stick just your butt through, drop a giant fart, and close the door. 

9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Crack the bedroom door, stick just your butt through, drop a giant fart, and close the door. 

We did indulge in a Mexican fiesta this evening.

9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Crack the bedroom door, stick just your butt through, drop a giant fart, and close the door. 

 

It’s good that you’ve not questioned where Doomlet gets it. 

Just now, thunderlounge said:

 

It’s good that you’ve not questioned where Doomlet gets it. 

He fucking hates it when I do this to him. 

On 11/21/2025 at 1:35 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

The oldest daughter arrived late last night with her new beau whom I haven't met.  So, this morning they're down the hall asleep.  Should I go scare the crap out of 'em?  Maybe put a shotgun buy the door for when they wake up?  Or just be the cool dude I usually am?  Dad is here also, because today is his birthday.  But wait!  the two youngest of the brood, will be here (with friends in tow) also and the oldest with his wife and new grand baby.   Did I mention this will be our Thanksgiving?  Here I am half ass cripple and can only escape to the back patio. So, is it a vodka or bourbon day?

That sounds awesome, actually.

When my siblings and cousins became parents ourselves, we really started to appreciate huge family gettogethers.

Found them in this box. Which I’m also  wondering what to do with

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5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

"A man becomes preeminent, he’s expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms…"

“Keep kicking the back of my seat you little shit. I dare ya.”

On 11/29/2025 at 12:05 AM, tbone_ said:

What should I do with this shit?

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On 12/1/2025 at 4:26 AM, 52-80 said:

 

 

At least he has sunglasses on. That CD would put a nice gash on his face if it flew at him.

There's a reason workers on construction sites wear a full face shield when using a chop saw.

On 10/2/2025 at 10:59 AM, Scheiss Meister said:

In the little village of Alsea, Oregon, there is a café called Deb's.  Their hand painted sign boasts "Save your fork.  We have pie."  If you ever find yourself there and want a piece of pie, get the marionberry pie.  It tastes just like dewberry pie, and is absolutely delicious.

Anything with marionberry is excellent.  I will sometimes buy marionberry jam on amazon.  My personal favorite of all time and if I recall, that particular berry only grows in Oregon.  

57 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Anything with marionberry is excellent.  I will sometimes buy marionberry jam on amazon.  My personal favorite of all time and if I recall, that particular berry only grows in Oregon.  

I understand that it has an addictive, almost crack-like appeal. 

I am at a restaurant in Chicago, sitting at bar.  Colder n'fuck outside with the wind and snow.

Dude 3 seats down has repeatedly answered (spam?) calls by calling them Mohamed and telling them to shove bacon up their ass and asking if their wife fucks camels. 
I couldn't believe what I was hearing.  Multiple non-white patrons about.  One dude has had enough and tells terrible Archie Bunker to go fuck himself.  Old man wanted to go and like 3 patrons jump up immediately and walk him to the door. 
You don't see that shit every day.  Gotdam.  What a fucking planet. 
 

My first beer delivered...

23 hours ago, Iceman said:

I am at a restaurant in Chicago, sitting at bar.  Colder n'fuck outside with the wind and snow.

Dude 3 seats down has repeatedly answered (spam?) calls by calling them Mohamed and telling them to shove bacon up their ass and asking if their wife fucks camels. 
I couldn't believe what I was hearing.  Multiple non-white patrons about.  One dude has had enough and tells terrible Archie Bunker to go fuck himself.  Old man wanted to go and like 3 patrons jump up immediately and walk him to the door. 
You don't see that shit every day.  Gotdam.  What a fucking planet. 
 

My first beer delivered...

Thanks for the video Slorch. 

was just thinking about how in grade school, me and the neighborhood kids used to play tackle football at the park every saturday rain or shine.

in college i wanted to do it too, we could never gather enough people to do it who wasnt afraid of getting injured, etc.  i thought it was super lame.  (we managed once at clark field, and nobody got hurt).

anyway, now at my age, i wouldnt play if offered again.  apparently my lower back is injured just from sleeping wrong for a few days.

 

my wife says i keep on buying the same pair of glasses, and shes exactly right. 

i guess its conservatism and lack of originality or whatever. i just bought like pair #5 of something that looks like exactly like this.  not the 5th replacement pair because the prior ones were lost or broken, but the 5th concurrent pair, all different brands and stuff, but basically carbon copies of this

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My sister took my dad to Lawry's for his 85th birthday.

I asked him how he liked it, and he said the prime rib wasn't good, and would have preferred a nice prime rib steak instead.

Can't say I disagree with him. Ribeye steak > prime rib.

Kinda obsessed with the idea of wallpapers and now thinking about wallpapering the house - or at the very least my home office. 
 

Am i venturing into a chore im going to regret?

this strong blue

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or this delft blue’ish motif

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10 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Wallpaper sucks

how about these though

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On 12/2/2025 at 3:34 PM, Iceman said:

I am at a restaurant in Chicago, sitting at bar.  Colder n'fuck outside with the wind and snow.

Dude 3 seats down has repeatedly answered (spam?) calls by calling them Mohamed and telling them to shove bacon up their ass and asking if their wife fucks camels. 
I couldn't believe what I was hearing.  Multiple non-white patrons about.  One dude has had enough and tells terrible Archie Bunker to go fuck himself.  Old man wanted to go and like 3 patrons jump up immediately and walk him to the door. 
You don't see that shit every day.  Gotdam.  What a fucking planet. 
 

My first beer delivered...

I’m sure this has happened in lubbock though you guys likely bought the bigot a beer 😂

Wall paper is bad ass. But I’d hire it out, it’s not that easy for a first timer. 

On 12/8/2025 at 2:56 PM, Superhero said:

My sister took my dad to Lawry's for his 85th birthday.

I asked him how he liked it, and he said the prime rib wasn't good, and would have preferred a nice prime rib steak instead.

Can't say I disagree with him. Ribeye steak > prime rib.

He’s also earned the right to sit there and complain about every god damn thing. 

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Those suck even worse. 
 

 

i need to be reminded that internet goes up

7 hours ago, scramblyn said:

He’s also earned the right to sit there and complain about every god damn thing. 

Yeah. Turning is incredible considering my grandparents had cancer and dementia; and he was in an induced coma for 2 weeks after he got hit by a motorcycle. 

Did some editing for a cool group. The Rahde of the Highlands of Vietnam. Some bad asses who worked with Special Forces. 

Just for helping I was made of a member of the Rahde people. Don't mean much, but felt good. Even gave me a name. 

My father spent 2 years working with them in the highlands. It is his go to issue, so being able to help was nice. 

 

how about these though
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Teamwork-M.jpg
 
 

One wall of my dentist’s office is wallpapered with the blueprints of the office. I usually set where I can see the electric load calculations and go through them to see if they are correct.
2 minutes ago, davidg said:


On wall of dentist’s office is wallpapered with the blueprints of the office. I usually set where I can see the electric load calculations and go through them to see if they are correct.

⚙️+🪙=💰looks like a legit equation

I don't understand the digital ads where it's the entire grocery store deals of the week paper. Who actually looks at those?

13 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Did some editing for a cool group. The Rahde of the Highlands of Vietnam. Some bad asses who worked with Special Forces. 

Just for helping I was made of a member of the Rahde people. Don't mean much, but felt good. Even gave me a name. 

My father spent 2 years working with them in the highlands. It is his go to issue, so being able to help was nice. 

 

That sounds rahde.

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On 12/8/2025 at 7:11 AM, 52-80 said:

my wife says i keep on buying the same pair of glasses, and shes exactly right. 

i guess its conservatism and lack of originality or whatever. i just bought like pair #5 of something that looks like exactly like this.  not the 5th replacement pair because the prior ones were lost or broken, but the 5th concurrent pair, all different brands and stuff, but basically carbon copies of this

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@ Least you're actually WEARING them.

My wife is constantly squinting & adjusting the visor while driving.  She has decent sun glasses but rarely wears them even when headed West towards sunset.

I have mentioned multiple times about even sidestream sunlight is bad for your vision & the squinting will hasten the appearance of crow's feet...

If she doesn't kill me in my sleep, when she's 80 years old, I will get to hear her bitching about the eye wrinkles.

 

4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

R.I.P., Grandma. Superhero’s a prick. 


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On 12/7/2025 at 8:29 PM, Steel Shank said:

There's a river in Sudan named the Gash River.

It's piss.

Back to topic though, green bananas taste like a stink bug smells.

 

"see how Pete Davidson uses Alexa..."

 

He's a funny dude, but not sure I am man enough to handle that.

On 12/13/2025 at 5:56 PM, Superhero said:

I don't understand the digital ads where it's the entire grocery store deals of the week paper. Who actually looks at those?

My local liquor store pushes their weekly ad to us electronically every Thursday. 
 

I'm gonna go either way, but it definitely can influence my selections. 

On 12/10/2025 at 3:20 PM, 52-80 said:

Kinda obsessed with the idea of wallpapers and now thinking about wallpapering the house - or at the very least my home office. 
 

Am i venturing into a chore im going to regret?

this strong blue

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or this delft blue’ish motif

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Peel and stick vinyl wallpaper/murals are pretty easy to install and reposition if you fuck up.

3 hours ago, Nuge said:

Peel and stick vinyl wallpaper/murals are pretty easy to install and reposition if you fuck up.

Ive watched enough youtube videos to brainwash myself into thinking its a doable proposition.

The annoying part is removing the existing wallpaper in the house. Wife has tricked her dad/my FIL into the task. In hoping he pulls thru. 

How long are you supposed to hold the door for someone?  Like is it based on time, distance, age , gender?   Is it rude to hold it so long that the other person moves quicker?

On 12/18/2025 at 3:47 AM, Im_smarter_then_you said:

How long are you supposed to hold the door for someone?  Like is it based on time, distance, age , gender?   Is it rude to hold it so long that the other person moves quicker?

Just long enough to engender both the possibility and the anxiety that the door is held for them, and then you promptly shut it right before they get there, because do your own work, asshole. 

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