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Fajitas tonight, I marinated the chicken last night. So I went to the local Hispanic market to get some corn tortillas and cotija cheese. She doesn’t like cotija. Is that weird? It’s the best compliment since jelly met up with PB to me.

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7 hours ago, Superhero said:

I don't mind the song, but video is retarded thought. People diving over tables and Stephanie Seymour dies because it rained?

I also loved gnr but that whole album was pretty bad. But November Rain sucked so hard it was almost funny how dramatic it was. And the symphony/rock band thing was already really played out. Then Metallica did the orchestra shit again like six months later. It was a weird transition time for music. 

It has been a long time since I took a very satisfying growler, out of necessity.  Thank you Jack in the Box, taco bell and the local Korean mart sushi.  Made my Sunday.

Who the fuck comes up with the marketing names for new drugs? Do they just throw darts at a big alphabet poster to combine random letters into words?

You know someone gets paid for this shit.

The air conditioning repairman is going to steal your freon.

On 8/7/2022 at 5:50 PM, closetohumping said:

Thank you Jack in the Box, taco bell and the local Korean mart sushi.

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On 8/7/2022 at 5:50 PM, closetohumping said:

Thank you Jack in the Box, taco bell and the local Korean mart sushi.

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Explain.  My lower floor ac is out

In June, the fan on the condenser died. The a/c repairman would not offer a warranty on the new fan and claimed that my condenser would need to be replaced. Because he could not get the parts.
The three quotes for a new system, 7k, 10k &12k. 
Ouchie. At a party, that weekend, I was talking about my a/c issues. One guys tells me that the a/c company that made the same replacement at his house in the spring bought his freon. He said that they gave him 1k for the freon. My a/c guys were going to "haul away the old unit". 
The owner of the house heard our conversion and went to his garage and brought out a fan motor. And he gave it to me, and he said it's easy to fix. He had bought the motor on Amazon, but the fan was not the problem. He had bought all the condenser parts and had stopped the repair when the condenser had started working. Furthermore, he was right, the fan was exactly the same even the wires were the same colors. I only needed a cordless screwdriver.
The motor was $250 on Amazon. I tried to pay him for it, but he would take only 100 dollars and a 6 pack.
Don't let the air conditioning repairman steal your freon. 
All the parts are available at Amazon.
All the a/c brands use the same parts.
Get better friends.

 

That last post is too long for this thread and I'm not going to read it.

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

In June, the fan on the condenser died. The a/c repairman would not offer a warranty on the new fan and claimed that my condenser would need to be replaced. Because he could not get the parts.
The three quotes for a new system, 7k, 10k &12k. 
Ouchie. At a party, that weekend, I was talking about my a/c issues. One guys tells me that the a/c company that made the same replacement at his house in the spring bought his freon. He said that they gave him 1k for the freon. My a/c guys were going to "haul away the old unit". 
The owner of the house heard our conversion and went to his garage and brought out a fan motor. And he gave it to me, and he said it's easy to fix. He had bought the motor on Amazon, but the fan was not the problem. He had bought all the condenser parts and had stopped the repair when the condenser had started working. Furthermore, he was right, the fan was exactly the same even the wires were the same colors. I only needed a cordless screwdriver.
The motor was $250 on Amazon. I tried to pay him for it, but he would take only 100 dollars and a 6 pack.
Don't let the air conditioning repairman steal your freon. 
All the parts are available at Amazon.
All the a/c brands use the same parts.
Get better friends.

 

Jfc

I pity the fool whos repulsed by mayonaise

4 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

That last post is too long for this thread and I'm not going to read it.

Tldr dude talks about his AC problems at parties

7 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

That last post is too long for this thread and I'm not going to read it.

TLDR; Dude says “ouchie”. 

9 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

That last post is too long for this thread and I'm not going to read it.

TLDR: TL;DR

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Fuck Chip Brown

Wasn't sure where to post this, but don't watch in public because you might get a little misty.  Also, remarkable sportsmanship and just being a good human being

 

 

Why the hell does the same amount of womens shaving gel foam up twice as much as mens?

I think we’re getting gyped. 

34 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Why the hell does the same amount of womens shaving gel foam up twice as much as mens?

I think we’re getting gyped. 

Use shaving oil instead. 5 drops is all you need. Better shave. 

A couple of my buddies got busted sucking the freon out of people's air conditioners back in middle school.

Running from the police while fucked up on inhalants doesn't work out very well. 

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wawawawawawawa

I know a guy that got kicked out of TAMGU, he was sucking the freon from his dorms a/c in the early 90s. He ended up at UTMB. 

Today, he is one of my oldest and most normal friends from my college years. 

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41 minutes ago, brakeman said:

I know a guy that got kicked out of TAMGU, he was sucking the freon from his dorms a/c in the early 90s. He ended up at UTMB. 

Today, he is one of my oldest and most normal friends from my college years. 

Yeah, my two pals from middle school are now an engineer and a physician. 

5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Wasn't sure where to post this, but don't watch in public because you might get a little misty.  Also, remarkable sportsmanship and just being a good human being

 

 

Yeah fuck your hugs. If I’m the blue team coach I’m telling my pitcher that he better put 95 mph into the leadoff guy’s rib cage next inning. I wouldn’t stand for that chin music.

22 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Yeah, my two pals from middle school are now an engineer and a physician. 

So... drugs are good?

23 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Yeah fuck your hugs. If I’m the blue team coach I’m telling my pitcher that he better put 95 mph into the leadoff guy’s rib cage next inning. I wouldn’t stand for that chin music.

LL hitter would get a hit before you

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22 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

A couple of my buddies got busted sucking the freon out of people's air conditioners back in middle school.

Running from the police while fucked up on inhalants doesn't work out very well. 

 

20 hours ago, brakeman said:

I know a guy that got kicked out of TAMGU, he was sucking the freon from his dorms a/c in the early 90s. He ended up at UTMB. 

Today, he is one of my oldest and most normal friends from my college years. 

Guy from my high school died while inhaling refrigerant.  

I made a joke about it a few weeks later in chemistry and made a girl cry.  Stuck with me.

23 minutes ago, Nuge said:

 

Guy from my high school died while inhaling refrigerant.  

I made a joke about it a few weeks later in chemistry and made a girl cry.  Stuck with me.

That you liked making people cry?

3 minutes ago, ABSR said:

That you liked making people cry?

No, that words can hurt you.

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2 minutes ago, Nuge said:

No, that words can hurt you.

Just like refrigerant. 

3 hours ago, Nuge said:

 

Guy from my high school died while inhaling refrigerant.  

I made a joke about it a few weeks later in chemistry and made a girl cry.  Stuck with me.

So what was the joke?

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

That is incorrect

No, very correct.  4 round trips on the last two weeks.  
- 8 cancelled flights and countless delays.

Each trip had me scheduled to land on my return flight before 7 pm.  I haven’t pulled into my driveway before 1 am yet.  Was supposed to be home at 7 tonight.  Just landed at Love and now there are no fucking gates available.  Apparently 4 flights ahead of us to get a gate.  Will probably sit on the tarmac for at least an hour.

This airline is shit.

12 hours ago, Nuge said:

 

Guy from my high school died while inhaling refrigerant.  

I made a joke about it a few weeks later in chemistry and made a girl cry.  Stuck with me.

That’s cold, man. 

SWA sucks donkey balls.

Dumb joke to make someone cry but you never know.
No, very correct.  4 round trips on the last two weeks.  
- 8 cancelled flights and countless delays.
Each trip had me scheduled to land on my return flight before 7 pm.  I haven’t pulled into my driveway before 1 am yet.  Was supposed to be home at 7 tonight.  Just landed at Love and now there are no fucking gates available.  Apparently 4 flights ahead of us to get a gate.  Will probably sit on the tarmac for at least an hour.
This airline is shit.

That does indeed suck. My experience with them is typically not that. (Knocks wood)

All airlines are proper fucked currently. Massive crew shortages with no end in sight. They’re also all dependent on unaffiliated ground crew which is also grossly understaffed. With no bench, every little “normal” disruption (weather, equipment) becomes total chaos.

In the last 6 months I’ve been impacted in some way flying American, United, KLM and SWA. Jet Blue somehow got me to NYC and back without incident, but I think that was mostly just because early morning direct flights.

1st direct flight out in the morning is a good strategy

So, Nietzsche said "to live is to suffer. To survive is to find meaning in the suffering."

There has to be something lost in that translation, right? Because surviving is a lower state of being than living...

6 hours ago, SKJ said:

So, Nietzsche said "to live is to suffer. To survive is to find meaning in the suffering."

There has to be something lost in that translation, right? Because surviving is a lower state of being than living...

I think most of that is covered in the Wives thread. 

57 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I think most of that is covered in the Wives thread. 

"I post there, because I am" - Descartes 

14 hours ago, SKJ said:

So, Nietzsche said "to live is to suffer. To survive is to find meaning in the suffering."

There has to be something lost in that translation, right? Because surviving is a lower state of being than living...

It’s actually quite profound. Read Man’s Search for Meaning, by Viktor Frankl. He draws on Nietzsche and others. His experience in finding meaning even while being forced to labor in Nazi concentration camps, is timeless. One of the best books I’ve ever read. 

46 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

There’s a lot of variance with banana nut bread.   It can be amazing or nasty.  

I am real picky about the cleanliness of the restaurants I eat at but I will buy banana bread from every recovering addict selling it going door to door to support their recovery house/program. I've never had any bad loaves or gotten sick.  

On 8/11/2022 at 2:27 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

No, very correct.  4 round trips on the last two weeks.  
- 8 cancelled flights and countless delays.

Each trip had me scheduled to land on my return flight before 7 pm.  I haven’t pulled into my driveway before 1 am yet.  Was supposed to be home at 7 tonight.  Just landed at Love and now there are no fucking gates available.  Apparently 4 flights ahead of us to get a gate.  Will probably sit on the tarmac for at least an hour.

This airline is shit.

At least, they let you use your phone.

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

I am real picky about the cleanliness of the restaurants I eat at but I will buy banana bread from every recovering addict selling it going door to door to support their recovery house/program. I've never had any bad loaves or gotten sick.  

I mean the store bought stuff

I have a new guy at work. He's a 400 lb Cliff Clavin. It takes him 10 minutes (I've timed him) to actually go something when he says he's going to do something because he has to tell you amazing facts that only he knows. I want to strangle the shit out of him, but I don't think I can get my hands around his neck.

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