September 7, 20223 yr 24 minutes ago, Underdog said: A tie should suffice… Don't tell him what will suffice, he sold raincoats in the garment district for 35 years! (sidenote-Morty must have done really well. no mention of college or military so goes into sales at 18, retires at 53 to a pretty nice condo in Florida...not bad)
September 7, 20223 yr I have no idea who Bad Bunny is, but his Alamodome appearance warrants the lead news story tonight. Impressive.
September 8, 20223 yr 12 hours ago, General Specific said: Toto Washlet G450 with remote control here. Anything less would be uncivilized!https://www.totousa.com/washlet-with-smart-toilet-g450-10-gpf-and-08-gpf Sheesh, a $4000 toilet/ bidet? I’d rather get a regular toilet and spend the rest on the Deluxe 3 shells. Probably save some money along the way.
September 8, 20223 yr Nyquil is vile substance and I don't understand how the liquid still exists if they make it in pill form.
September 8, 20223 yr Nyquil is vile substance and I don't understand how the liquid still exists if they make it in pill form.Liquid is faster, more effective and has alcohol.
September 8, 20223 yr And if you need it, you won’t really care. Cherry still sucks, but better than original.
September 8, 20223 yr 18 minutes ago, jeevsie said: Nyquil is vile substance and I don't understand how the liquid still exists if they make it in pill form. Do you even lean in, bro?
September 9, 20223 yr 17 hours ago, thunderlounge said: And if you need it, you won’t really care. Nyquil: "You're still sick as fuck, you just don't care because you are sleeping through it."
September 13, 20223 yr Am I the only one who refuses to click on the "Click here if you want to see boobs" thread when they see that the last post was by @Your Mom? Just kills my desire to see boobs. Aw, who am I kidding? I click anyway. I always want to see boobs, and I know that it isn't really my mom. Edited September 13, 20223 yr by Scheiss Meister
September 13, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said: Am I the only one who refuses to click on the "Click here if you want to see boobs" thread when they see that the last post was by @Your Mom? Just kills my desire to see boobs. Aw, who am I kidding? I click anyway. I always want to see boobs, and I know that it isn't really my mom.
September 13, 20223 yr the Emmys are so much more efficient, on time and better run than the Oscars despite it still being full of actors and their giant egos. my theory is bc everyone there is more used to TV timing and pacing.
September 13, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said: Am I the only one who refuses to click on the "Click here if you want to see boobs" thread Like there needs to be a dedicated thread for that.
September 14, 20223 yr 14 hours ago, Underdog said: I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transsexual, Transylvania
September 14, 20223 yr 80s Jams I’ll never tire of listening too… I Ran I’ll Melt With You Cars Don't You Forget About Me / Alive and Kicking Mexican Radio Red Skies
September 14, 20223 yr I Ran Space Age Love Song is their better tune, but it gets no love for some reason.
September 15, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, tbone_ said: Space Age Love Song is their better tune, but it gets no love for some reason. Oh yeah? Don’t sleep on Modern Love is Automatic.
September 15, 20223 yr 20 hours ago, Underdog said: 80s Jams I’ll never tire of listening too… I Ran I’ll Melt With You Cars Don't You Forget About Me / Alive and Kicking Mexican Radio Red Skies St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion) genuinely delights me when it comes on to radio.
September 18, 20223 yr So Houston has a franchise in the NWSL named Dash... think they missed a real golden opportunity there.
September 18, 20223 yr I wonder how many posters here understand the Seinfeld and Monty Python references.
September 18, 20223 yr I wonder how many posters here understand the Seinfeld and Monty Python references. I’ve got to think it’s pretty high. I’d guess our biggest demo is 40-50 year olds
September 18, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Superhero said: I wonder how many posters here understand the Seinfeld and Monty Python references. I never thought Monty Python was funny.
September 18, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Superhero said: I wonder how many posters here understand the Seinfeld and Monty Python references. If I make a terse Seinfeld reference or quote, I get shit. If I make a long-winded post, I get shit. My posts are overall so much shorter than before and with less Seinfeldian humor baked in. And who do you all have to thank for that? You guessed it. Frank Stallone. But yeah, I have to admit after all these years...I find Monty Python funny but not anywhere near to the degree that many on here do. However, there is something to be admired by the staying power of it, it's just as much of a cult classic now as it was when I was in high school.
September 19, 20223 yr if you took the cross section of my urine at increasing distances from origin you’d get something like this: Maybe a full half rotation before the integrity breaks up. The physics of it is baffling.
September 20, 20223 yr On 9/18/2022 at 1:07 PM, FirstTimeCaller said: I never thought Monty Python was funny. You should probably keep that to yourself.
September 20, 20223 yr I was trying to remember which comedian it was who I saw do this bit. It didn’t take long to find. Of course it was Brian Regan. And that was one of the very best episodes of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
September 20, 20223 yr Surprisingly that full episode isn’t up on YouTube. I don’t know why. It used to be. It was originally released for free on its own website and at crackle.com. But it’s still up on Jerry’s Facebook. And it still brings tears to my eyes. https://facebook.com/JerrySeinfeld/videos/comedians-in-cars-getting-coffee-brian-regan/267194996725186/
September 20, 20223 yr while i've been living in Colorado for the past three months Thundercloud added The Ladybird sandwich to their menu and it is gotdamn glorious 🤘
September 20, 20223 yr I used to think flying cars would solve all of our transportation problems. Now I realize it would be the end of civilization.
September 20, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, closetohumping said: I used to think flying cars would solve all of our transportation problems. Now I realize it would be the end of civilization. Fuck me. Two dimensions are difficult enough for my wife to navigate.
September 20, 20223 yr Popular Post My wife likes "Murder She Wrote". This little bit got me on her bad side: You know that chick on "Murder She Wrote"? She killed every one of those dudes, every week. I'm supposed to buy the idea that every week she, a murder writer, just stumbles upon a new murder and has to solve the case? It was her all the time. No way. She was a friggin' mass murderer.
September 23, 20223 yr Boss has been MIA all week. Having a call tomorrow morning with her boss. Thanks for playing... Feels weird. Glad things are going to change, either way.
September 23, 20223 yr My wife likes "Murder She Wrote". This little bit got me on her bad side: You know that chick on "Murder She Wrote"? She killed every one of those dudes, every week. I'm supposed to buy the idea that every week she, a murder writer, just stumbles upon a new murder and has to solve the case? It was her all the time. No way. She was a friggin' mass murderer.Thank you. I was saying that to my parents 30+ years ago. If that bitch shows up to your town, run. Somebody about to die.
September 23, 20223 yr imma hide this in here heh... we are visiting Texas for a couple weeks, tying up some loose ends...and i had a few hours to kill yesterday. i had a 30+ year old crappy little ladybug tattoo on my shoulder that i got as a drunk UT student on 6th, it basically looked like a black blob nowadays. id been thinking for a while about covering it...was driving past Atomic and just went with my impulse... it's only a day old so still a little messy...but i am so happy with it!! 🧡🤘 my last Austin tattoo to cover my first Austin tattoo! (i mean i only have one other postage size one lol). Edited September 23, 20223 yr by mchookem
September 23, 20223 yr On 9/20/2022 at 5:49 PM, Texas Jeff said: My wife likes "Murder She Wrote". This little bit got me on her bad side: You know that chick on "Murder She Wrote"? She killed every one of those dudes, every week. I'm supposed to buy the idea that every week she, a murder writer, just stumbles upon a new murder and has to solve the case? It was her all the time. No way. She was a friggin' mass murderer. And not like that bitch was showing up in Chicago, Philly, LA, etc.
September 23, 20223 yr I dont know who pat mcaffee is or is supposed to be, but i always see his name on video thumbnails with a buzzcut and a tanktop and he looks like a douchebag. that about correct?
September 24, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, 52-80 said: I dont know who pat mcaffee is or is supposed to be, but i always see his name on video thumbnails with a buzzcut and a tanktop and he looks like a douchebag. that about correct? yes. douche
September 24, 20223 yr On 9/18/2022 at 1:07 PM, FirstTimeCaller said: I never thought Monty Python was funny. Unpopular opinions =========>>>
September 24, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, 52-80 said: I dont know who pat mcaffee is or is supposed to be, but i always see his name on video thumbnails with a buzzcut and a tanktop and he looks like a douchebag. that about correct? Former NFL punter turned podcast host. He’s way better than virtually all the major media talking heads when it comes to talking about football.
September 24, 20223 yr I had a parent teacher conference, and according to test results, my 2nd grader’s math and reading are at a 4th grade level. She wants to put him in advanced learning program which I fully support because Asian tiger dad and such.
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