November 16, 20223 yr How about “Behind the Green Door?”Is there a Behind the Pink Door? Or maybe brown?
November 16, 20223 yr If Trump really believes that he won the 2020 election then he should realize that makes him ineligible to run again in 2024
November 16, 20223 yr Men are such pigs.....I bet he drives her into the arms of a mannequin. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11434073/Woman-married-rag-doll-claims-cheated.html Edited November 16, 20223 yr by Crapinon clarity
November 23, 20223 yr Love the holiday season. One of the best parts is asking all of my euro friends if they celebrate thanksgiving.
November 26, 20223 yr I wonder how much money I would have if I made $1 every time I heard the phrase “indisputable video evidence”.
November 27, 20223 yr Who are these people that feel the need to ice down their Modelo when it looks to be in the 20s outside?
November 27, 20223 yr My new favorite way to cut a turkey is to throw away the fork, put on a glove, and dissect that bird with a boning knife. So much faster and easier.
November 27, 20223 yr In an era where we can send information across the glove in a fraction of a second through undersea cables or satellites in the sky, it still blows my mind that carrier pigeons were an actually functional means of communication. Like, you could strap a note to the leg of a bird, and trust that it would actually fly back to wherever the fuck it was supposed to return.
November 27, 20223 yr Solid sports weekend: Cowboys won Horns won Michigan won UK won TTech won UNC BB lost KU BB lost And celebrated 39th wedding anniversary on top of all that.
November 27, 20223 yr The 'that didn't go as planned' post, left the clips for xmas lights on our gutters from last year thinking all I had to do was just snap in the lights this year... But no, motherfuckers broke apart and now I have run and find another set of clips.
November 27, 20223 yr UV radiation is not friendly to plastic. Santa and reindeer out front should'a told you.
November 28, 20223 yr Amazon. The origination of Prime was 2 day shipping. Now it is 4+ days on most orders. Guessing it’s a Christmas thing right now? Seriously I wanted to buy Amazon basics D batteries and the delivery date is next Sunday, but that’s too long so I’ll hit up Walmart tomorrow I guess.
November 28, 20223 yr Amazon. The origination of Prime was 2 day shipping. Now it is 4+ days on most orders. Guessing it’s a Christmas thing right now? Seriously I wanted to buy Amazon basics D batteries and the delivery date is next Sunday, but that’s too long so I’ll hit up Walmart tomorrow I guess. I'm sorry for your loss.
November 28, 20223 yr It is still 2-day shipping. Lead time to get it out the door is what has changed.
November 28, 20223 yr Does ikea use a random word generating software for its 1000+ product names? if not - why not? What person or department is getting paid $$$ for that kind of job?
November 28, 20223 yr 15 minutes ago, 52-80 said: Does ikea use a random word generating software for its 1000+ product names? if not - why not? What person or department is getting paid $$$ for that kind of job? Sven Svenson
November 29, 20223 yr On all the cooking shows, all of the equipment - stoves, ovens, trays, pans - are absolutely spotless. I get that they are sponsored equipment and provided for free. But does a show like Cooks Illustrated really just replace their ovens on a weekly basis or what. Do employees get to take the items home.
November 29, 20223 yr I don't care about and never watch soccer. But I'm watching USA verses Iran hoping the USA beats them 50-0. I was in college in the 70's when the Shah was overthrown. There were a ton of them in the engineering school and the pro-shah and anti-shah groups would meet all over campus yelling and screaming threats at each other, on and on. You couldn't do anything because of the racket. During the game, I guess there was an opportunity for a penalty kick and the US and Iranian players lined up in front of the goal. The US player had a perfect opportunity to peg one of them in the nuts or squarely in the face but ended up missing the goal. I was disappointed.
November 29, 20223 yr But I do feel sorry for the Iranian soccer players. The Revolutionary Guard had already threatened them that if they didn't toe the line their wives and children were going to be arrested and tortured. It's probably going to happen after the loss.
November 29, 20223 yr On 11/27/2022 at 4:24 AM, 52-80 said: In an era where we can send information across the glove in a fraction of a second through undersea cables or satellites in the sky, it still blows my mind that carrier pigeons were an actually functional means of communication. Like, you could strap a note to the leg of a bird, and trust that it would actually fly back to wherever the fuck it was supposed to return. Fun fact: Pigeons are native to the middle east. If you see them anywhere else in the world, you are looking at the ruins of an ancient telecommunication infrastructure.
November 29, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Crapinon said: But I do feel sorry for the Iranian soccer players. The Revolutionary Guard had already threatened them that if they didn't toe the line their wives and children were going to be arrested and tortured. It's probably going to happen after the loss. Pretty much all of the iranians ive ever met are nice and humble as hell. Great cuisine too. Shame about their fucked up gov.
November 30, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Guadaloopy said: Fun fact: Pigeons are native to the middle east. If you see them anywhere else in the world, you are looking at the ruins of an ancient telecommunication infrastructure. When we eat their young we call it squab. Very tasty.
December 1, 20223 yr People today are generally very sensitive to any perceived slight of their freedom…but the check for receipt at costco, which is totally unlawful (ie you have right to refuse), nobody minds because we all like the store so much
December 1, 20223 yr LolwatIs it also illegal for security to check bag tickets at airport baggage claim?Or ushers to check tickets at movie theaters and stadiums?
December 1, 20223 yr Costco is a membership store. I'm sure the requirement to have your receipt checked in in the membership agreement somewhere, so no, it isn't unlawful
December 1, 20223 yr Ok apparently in texas, shops have the tight to detain someone https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/CP/htm/CP.124.HTM#:~:text=124.001.,investigate ownership of the property. but bro, i can break these cuffs!
December 1, 20223 yr On 11/29/2022 at 6:52 AM, 52-80 said: On all the cooking shows, all of the equipment - stoves, ovens, trays, pans - are absolutely spotless. I get that they are sponsored equipment and provided for free. But does a show like Cooks Illustrated really just replace their ovens on a weekly basis or what. Do employees get to take the items home. Or maybe they just clean up after they cook... you should try that sometime.
December 1, 20223 yr On 11/29/2022 at 3:23 PM, 52-80 said: Pretty much all of the iranians ive ever met are nice and humble as hell. Great cuisine too. Shame about their fucked up gov. And their young women are generally really hot.
December 1, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Superhero said: Or maybe they just clean up after they cook... you should try that sometime. I challenge you to present a used sheet pan that looks new
December 8, 20223 yr Whens a consulting firm gonna get a multi$m contract and a case study for suggesting that CVS reduce the length of their receipts.
December 8, 20223 yr Popular Post 5 hours ago, 52-80 said: Whens a consulting firm gonna get a multi$m contract and a case study for suggesting that CVS reduce the length of their receipts. As someone in the printing industry, I'd suggest you mind your own fucking business.
December 8, 20223 yr 15 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: As someone in the printing industry, I'd suggest you mind your own fucking business. For $3m plus T&E i will
December 8, 20223 yr how do you break into the toddler book business? because goddamn they dont seem to need any writing or creativity at all. just get some completely random idea, contract some pakistani kids on fiverr.com to do the illustration, publish, and then sit on the beach and collect the royalty fees
December 8, 20223 yr Maybe it should be a full thread because I find the psychology of money fascinating. But extremely rich people that do shady/weird stuff to get more extremely rich... I don't get it. I guess that's why I'm not extremely rich? Take Ronaldo -- and already rich man -- signing with the Saudi team. Or Elon taking on Twitter and going nuts. Or celebs being paid $1 million to perform at the concert in Turkmenistan. Or Madoff... or Skilling/Lay. The easy answer is greed. But... why? Is there any risk of these people otherwise having to go without anything they can dream of? Doesn't the money literally get to the point that it's essentially sitting in a big pile and you'll never need it or touch it? Edited December 8, 20223 yr by FirstTimeCaller
December 8, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said: Maybe it should be a full thread because I find the psychology of money fascinating. But extremely rich people that do shady/weird stuff to get more extremely rich... I don't get it. I guess that's why I'm not extremely rich? Take Ronaldo -- and already rich man -- signing with the Saudi team. Or Elon taking on Twitter and going nuts. Or celebs being paid $1 million to perform at the concert in Turkmenistan. Or Madoff... or Skilling/Lay. The easy answer is greed. But... why? Is there any risk of these people otherwise having to go without anything they can dream of? Doesn't the money literally get to the point that it's essentially sitting in a big pile and you'll never need it or touch it? i dont know but i sure dont mind given the chance to find out.
December 8, 20223 yr 12 hours ago, 52-80 said: Whens a consulting firm gonna get a multi$m contract and a case study for suggesting that CVS reduce the length of their receipts. At this point, I'm 90% sure they keep doing it because it's kind of their schtick now. Every time I hear this wisecrack, I still think, "Shit, I need some deodorant and pain relievers, and I'm too lazy to deal with HEB or Target." Rent free marketing in my head on their part. To combine this with another thread...if you want to have a cheap laugh after quitting alcohol. Keep a super long CVS receipt in your glovebox. Bring it in with you next time you're at Costco. Do your shopping and head back to the car. When they ask for your receipt at the door, hand them the super long one from CVS and while they're scrolling through their brain for the words to ask you what is happening, just quickly and frankly say, "Yeah, I know...I don't what's going on at register 7 either." And just walk out and laugh all the way to the car. The look on their faces is fucking priceless. Edited December 8, 20223 yr by YGIFS
December 9, 20223 yr If you are a homeowner and you don't have a Little Giant ladder for your climbing needs, especially one with leveling feet, you're doing it wrong.
December 9, 20223 yr On 10/4/2022 at 8:59 PM, Superhero said: I take my kid to track practice a few evenings per week. I use the hour to walk 8-10 laps to burn some calories. I can safely say 100% of the other parents range from fat to obese. They spend the hour leaning on the fence watching their sons and daughters run while they themselves probably couldn’t walk 400 meters without getting winded. On 10/5/2022 at 5:30 AM, closetohumping said: You live in California? Kind of a surprise. Most of the fellow olds around me are in decent shape. You two assholes live within 5 miles of each other.
December 9, 20223 yr On 12/8/2022 at 2:05 AM, 52-80 said: Whens a consulting firm gonna get a multi$m contract and a case study for suggesting that CVS reduce the length of their receipts. Every time you bitch about the CVS receipt, they get 3 inches longer
December 9, 20223 yr 18 minutes ago, Js1 said: Every time you bitch about the CVS receipt, they get 3 inches longer Wish that happened when the ladies bitched about my dong. Heyyyooooo!
December 9, 20223 yr I’m not a big basketball guy but I’ll lurk around the edges. Every news story refers to Britney Griner as a WNBA star. Is there really such a thing? Is there anyone other than the “She wears comfortable shoes” crowd that follows the WNBA? Every time I hear about the league I’m surprised it’s still around.
December 9, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said: If you are a homeowner and you don't have a Little Giant ladder for your climbing needs, especially one with leveling feet, you're doing it wrong. Bought mine before the leveling feet came out. Can’t justify getting another just for that reason. Still, the ladder is legit.
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