December 11, 20223 yr I don’t know if my amazon delivery lady was hitting on me but she just asked me if I knew of any stores where she could take her break at. Like you’re driving around. Wouldn’t you know?
December 11, 20223 yr 22 minutes ago, closetohumping said: I don’t know if my amazon delivery lady was hitting on me but she just asked me if I knew of any stores where she could take her break at. Like you’re driving around. Wouldn’t you know? She wanted to come in at best, and for you to have coffee with her, at worst.
December 11, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, closetohumping said: I don’t know if my amazon delivery lady was hitting on me but she just asked me if I knew of any stores where she could take her break at. Like you’re driving around. Wouldn’t you know? Username checks out.
December 11, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, closetohumping said: I don’t know if my amazon delivery lady was hitting on me but she just asked me if I knew of any stores where she could take her break at. Like you’re driving around. Wouldn’t you know? She was asking for you to deliver your package.
December 11, 20223 yr On 11/25/2022 at 11:00 PM, Helobious said: I wonder how much money I would have if I made $1 every time I heard the phrase “indisputable video evidence”. I wonder how much money I would have if I made $1 every time i read "ballgame."
December 11, 20223 yr On 11/27/2022 at 1:54 PM, Underdog said: The 'that didn't go as planned' post, left the clips for xmas lights on our gutters from last year thinking all I had to do was just snap in the lights this year... But no, motherfuckers broke apart and now I have run and find another set of clips. I had a "string of lights" in a tree once and squirrels stole all the bulbs. Found a pile of them on a branch.
December 11, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, Bullneck said: I had a "string of lights" in a tree once and squirrels stole all the bulbs. Found a pile of them on a branch. Speaking of stealing, three of my car’s tires are missing air caps
December 11, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, closetohumping said: Speaking of stealing, three of my car’s tires are missing air caps They’re probably in my shirt pocket. I have a collection of valve caps on top of my washing machine.
December 11, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said: They’re probably in my shirt pocket. I have a collection of valve caps on top of my washing machine.
December 11, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, closetohumping said: Speaking of stealing, three of my car’s tires are missing air caps It happens. Air caps fall out all the time when the world’s in a perfect place.
December 12, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, thunderlounge said: It happens. Air caps fall out all the time when the world’s in a perfect place. I must not be in a perfect world then because I have never had one fall off
December 12, 20223 yr how do you break into the toddler book business? because goddamn they dont seem to need any writing or creativity at all. just get some completely random idea, contract some pakistani kids on fiverr.com to do the illustration, publish, and then sit on the beach and collect the royalty feesA friend just illustrated a kid’s book that her coworker wrote. The author self published it, she paid to print 500 copies initially that are sold locally at Book People and on Amazon. I would think if it sells quickly, you have a strong case to take to a publisher or maybe just print a second batch yourself.
December 12, 20223 yr 12 hours ago, closetohumping said: Speaking of stealing, three of my car’s tires are missing air caps Well. What else are the hoodlums gonna do in Irvine?
December 12, 20223 yr Popular Post 8 minutes ago, Superhero said: Well. What else are the hoodlums gonna do in Irvine? South Irvine's mom.
December 12, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said: Not often, but maybe once a year or so a fanny pack would be handy as hell. They’re back in style, or so I’ve been told by some Gen Z people. My former SF, current paramedic/firefighter SIL uses his to carry his emergency supplies, which include a 9mm.
December 12, 20223 yr 19 hours ago, CooterBrown said: A friend just illustrated a kid’s book that her coworker wrote. The author self published it, she paid to print 500 copies initially that are sold locally at Book People and on Amazon. I would think if it sells quickly, you have a strong case to take to a publisher or maybe just print a second batch yourself. I could do a shitty watercolor illustration of all the FBS mascots and that would probably sell well with all the dads If theres no licensing issues, of course
December 12, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, 52-80 said: I could do a shitty watercolor illustration of all the FBS mascots and that would probably sell well with all the dads If theres no licensing issues, of course If it’s shitty enough, no worries.
December 13, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, nnm said: They’re back in style, or so I’ve been told by some Gen Z people. My former SF, current paramedic/firefighter SIL uses his to carry his emergency supplies, which include a 9mm. They’re back, but worn cross body now Huge fan actually
December 13, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, Js1 said: They’re back, but worn cross body now Huge fan actually Why is he carrying a cheese grater?
December 14, 20223 yr Jason momoa must be the busiest person in hollywood cuz im seeing this motherfucker appear everywhere
December 14, 20223 yr 23 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said: Why is he carrying a cheese grater? It won’t fit in his purse.
December 14, 20223 yr I have reached the point in life where I pretty much crop dust people everyday.
December 14, 20223 yr On 12/8/2022 at 12:43 PM, 52-80 said: how do you break into the toddler book business? because goddamn they dont seem to need any writing or creativity at all. just get some completely random idea, contract some pakistani kids on fiverr.com to do the illustration, publish, and then sit on the beach and collect the royalty fees @RamjetFDO to the courtesy phone.
December 14, 20223 yr On 11/7/2022 at 11:06 PM, burntorangebongos said: Fuck your two hours shit that would fuck up my morning sleep. I don't give a fuck about light in the evening. I'm not a farmer. Daylight savings was always bullshit and it needs to die and be heaped in the dustbin of history as the fucked-up policy It always was. Of course you don't care about light in the evening. That's when you're inside cooking dinner and doing laundry. Us manly men are outside, doing hard stuff with our muscles. You wouldn't understand because you have boobs. Also, you do realize that it would be dark in the morning for even longer, right? Unless your morning sleep requires sunlight, I think you'd be fine.
December 14, 20223 yr The comment format that goes “tell me you [x] without telling me you [x]” made the clever-to-hacky journey faster than most.
December 14, 20223 yr On 12/12/2022 at 10:17 PM, Js1 said: They’re back, but worn cross body now Huge fan actually I used on when I was on vacation in London last week. It was the greatest, I fucking loved it. I'd say 60% of men over there were wearing one too. I was so sad when I came back home and I'm too embarrassed to use one now.
December 14, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, Sandman said: I used on when I was on vacation in London last week. It was the greatest, I fucking loved it. I'd say 60% of men over there were wearing one too. I was so sad when I came back home and I'm too embarrassed to use one now. Lol same. Used it in Paris and Copenhagen
December 14, 20223 yr 30 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said: The comment format that goes “tell me you [x] without telling me you [x]” made the clever-to-hacky journey faster than most. Tell me to get off your lawn without telling me to get off your lawn.
December 14, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Sandman said: I used on when I was on vacation in London last week. It was the greatest, I fucking loved it. I'd say 60% of men over there were wearing one too. I was so sad when I came back home and I'm too embarrassed to use one now. Be the change you want to see.
December 15, 20223 yr At my age crop dusting is pretty dangerous.I’m sure I speak for a few of us, and not the crop dusting part, but I bet it would have been JT type of fun hanging with you 20 years ago. Maybe 40 years ago. Not sure of your real age.
December 15, 20223 yr I thought Readers Digest was dead, but apparently it's alive an well at www.rd.com
December 15, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, markstanco said: I’m sure I speak for a few of us, and not the crop dusting part, but I bet it would have been JT type of fun hanging with you 20 years ago. Maybe 40 years ago. Not sure of your real age. Split the difference. 30 years ago would have been just a couple of years before I met my ex. I spent a lot of time in the club where I met her. I also met Charlie Sheen there once, and quite a few of the Astros were regulars. Playboy did a spread on Houston strip clubs that featured a couple of dancers I knew very well. That was also back when strip clubs still had their golf tournaments. Fun times.
December 15, 20223 yr Split the difference. 30 years ago would have been just a couple of years before I met my ex. I spent a lot of time in the club where I met her. I also met Charlie Sheen there once, and quite a few of the Astros were regulars. Playboy did a spread on Houston strip clubs that featured a couple of dancers I knew very well. That was also back when strip clubs still had their golf tournaments. Fun times.I’m only a few years your junior. Those tourneys in my industry were about the same in the early 90s. Ford Nuevo Laredo was a blast once a year back in the day. Probably from 99-2003ish. Airgas was the distributor. They would have a vendor only party, hang out on the USA side until about 11 then boys town. Then, take the ford safety team to boys town and feed them whores. Miller Lites were a dollar back then. I specifically remember buying them whores and going back in the rooms to bang them, and asking my local customers how in TF am I going to expense this. They told me my business CC would show up as a gas charge since the owner had a few Pemex gas stations. Good times.
December 15, 20223 yr I'm just glad there were no cell phone cameras back then. Although before my divorce, I did have a few pictures from some that featured guys putting for the hole that was between a naked dancer's legs.
December 15, 20223 yr I might or might not have spent some time at the St. James back then when I worked in that area in the early 90s. Allegedly.
December 15, 20223 yr I still have a VIP membership at the St. James that I bought back in the day. It was a lifetime membership and last time I checked, which has been a couple of years, it still got me upstairs.
December 15, 20223 yr Spring forward Fall back. That means driving home from work is typically dusk or for me dark. The amount of retards on my 32 mile drive home in the evening consist of brain dead idiots who either drive with their lights off or on high beams. I honestly see at least 5 a day, and that doesn’t include the tards camping in the left lane on a 75 mph divided highway. And yes I will post about this again probably in the next 6 months.
December 15, 20223 yr Finally got around to making my wife a list of all the financial accounts and insurance policies that i have an interest in, just in case… So if i suddenly stop posting soon, youll know why
December 15, 20223 yr 23 hours ago, SquishMitten said: Of course you don't care about light in the evening. That's when you're inside cooking dinner and doing laundry. Us manly men are outside, doing hard stuff with our muscles. You wouldn't understand because you have boobs. *We manly men
December 15, 20223 yr An unexpected long weekend most often is a pleasant surprise, work called off tomorrow due to impending winter storm expected in my area. Only work M&T next week before trip down to Texas for holidays.
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