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Never thought I’d say this, but I’m tired of the rain. The kids have cabin fever and are pissing me off. 

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38 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Never thought I’d say this, but I’m tired of the rain. The kids have cabin fever and are pissing me off. 

Um, we'll take some.

Who buys seeded grapes? There must be a market for them because they’re always available at any store.

Does Chevy make a 'Minnesota' edition Silverado? Is there Cornhusker Ram?

Does Chevy make a 'Minnesota' edition Silverado? Is there Cornhusker Ram?
I'm sure if you work out a bit you can get the old "Cornhusker Ram"on a random night in Lincoln. Not my scene, but go do you my brother. No judgment here.
1 hour ago, Born to Run said:
1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:
Does Chevy make a 'Minnesota' edition Silverado? Is there Cornhusker Ram?

I'm sure if you work out a bit you can get the old "Cornhusker Ram"on a random night in Lincoln. Not my scene, but go do you my brother. No judgment here.

 

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10 hours ago, Superhero said:

Never thought I’d say this, but I’m tired of the rain. The kids have cabin fever and are pissing me off. 

yeah, we need it so bad here, but I'm fucking sick of it too. 

James McAvoy and Jeremy Renner would make a good set of brothers onscreen,

3 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

What’s your Hitler number?

 

Mine is the same as below, because I go

0 Me

1 Older Sis

2 King Charles

3 QE II 

then the same path. 
 

 

 

Isn't this just 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon but with Hitler?

I don't feel like I've known/interacted with the amount of famous people that others have. Didn't have anyone from my high school hit it big. Never been to parties with someone famous there. I guess the closest I've been is seeing UT players around campus that went pro.

4 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

What’s your Hitler number?

 

Mine is the same as below, because I go

0 Me

1 Older Sis

2 King Charles

3 QE II 

then the same path. 
 

 

 

We talking Adolf or Bobby Hitler?

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Isn't this just 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon but with Hitler?

I don't feel like I've known/interacted with the amount of famous people that others have. Didn't have anyone from my high school hit it big. Never been to parties with someone famous there. I guess the closest I've been is seeing UT players around campus that went pro.

I met Fritz Von Eric once. And waved at Nixon when his motorcade drove down the street in Fort Worth. That's all I got

5 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

What’s your Hitler number?

 

Mine is the same as below, because I go

0 Me

1 Older Sis

2 King Charles

3 QE II 

then the same path. 
 

 

 

I've shaken Rick Perry's hand. Also my aunt's uncle was Charlie Wilson. Guessing those both get me there pretty quickly. 

34 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've shaken Rick Perry's hand. Also my aunt's uncle was Charlie Wilson. Guessing those both get me there pretty quickly. 

Yeah, Buzz Aldrin, Neil Armstrong and GW Bush should get me there quickly, too. 

I can go Kirk Watson. That would tie to Greg Abbott to Joe Biden and then catch the list at QEII.

7 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

What’s your Hitler number?

 

Mine is the same as below, because I go

0 Me

1 Older Sis

2 King Charles

3 QE II 

then the same path. 
 

 

 

1. Me

2. Several people I know knew QEII

3. QEII

4. George VI

5. Chamberlain

6. Hitler

Herman Goering was my Dad's uncle but he never met Hermann.

Caught a lot of shit stateside, during WWII, though.

2 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Herman Goering was my Dad's uncle but he never met Hermann.

Caught a lot of shit stateside, during WWII, though.

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34 minutes ago, nnm said:

1. Me

2. Several people I know knew QEII

3. QEII

4. George VI

5. Chamberlain

6. Hitler

You don’t need Chamberlain.  You can go to QEII to Edward VIII (later known as Duke of Windsor) to Hitler. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

1. Me

2. Several people I know knew QEII

3. QEII

4. George VI

5. Chamberlain

6. Hitler

1. Me

2. Several people I know knew Bush 41.

3. Bush 41

4. Duke of Windsor (formerly Edward VIII).

5. Hitler

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26 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Herman never met Hermann

Ah I see. 

I don't know no British royal fags.  

My grand-uncle served alongside Karl Donitz, President of Germany during the Third Reich, if that's anything.  

We also lost several Sephardic Jewish relatives during the Holocaust.  And I once had an Aunt in Florida.

I have a hard time believing anyone has shaken QEII’s hand. That doesn’t seem to be something a royal would do. Especially with some random ass person that met them once.

I hate it when you're about to smash into a car just to prove a point then you see the Baby on Board sign and have to change plans.

Some careless driver just barely clipped my Honda Civic’s rear taillight (passenger side) while parked in a public parking garage, cracking it slightly.
The brake/backup/turn signals all function.
The Honda dealership said they could not order just the lens cover replacement, but only the whole taillight assembly…. $400+ !!!

I see online replacement lens covers for about $100 and still think that’s a ripoff. Online the whole taillight assembly runs a bit over $200.

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Some careless driver just barely clipped my Honda Civic’s rear taillight (passenger side) while parked in a public parking garage, cracking it slightly.
The brake/backup/turn signals all function.
The Honda dealership said they could not order just the lens cover replacement, but only the whole taillight assembly…. $400+ !!!

I see online replacement lens covers for about $100 and still think that’s a ripoff. Online the whole taillight assembly runs a bit over $200.

Some red tape at Auto Zone will run you about tree fiddy. 

Corporations that try to advertise online using memes is just pure cringe. 

30 minutes ago, nnm said:

Some red tape at Auto Zone will run you about tree fiddy. 

Already have a piece of clear packaging tape on it.

Will get some epoxy to seal it.

The saying "You made me spit coke/DP/coffee on my monitor!"

Just happened for the first time ever to me, but not because something was funny.  Eating some wild rice that I added some fresh chopped jalapeno to (do try if you like spicy) and it went down wrong. 

What a f'ing mess it made.  

On 2/28/2023 at 4:06 AM, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

What’s your Hitler number?

 

Mine is the same as below, because I go

0 Me

1 Older Sis

2 King Charles

3 QE II 

then the same path. 
 

 

 

You’ve shaken your sister’s hand before?

There is a new project engineer in my group. Venezuelan gal. Tough getting my work done when she sits next to me and all I can think about is burying my face in her ass.

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

There is a new project engineer in my group. Venezuelan gal. Tough getting my work done when she sits next to me and all I can think about is burying my face in her ass.

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On 2/27/2023 at 9:16 PM, Brothahorn said:

Does Chevy make a 'Minnesota' edition Silverado? 

No, but Ford effectively makes a Minnesota/Wisconsin F150 called the Northland edition

20 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

When we were first introduced.

Soooo, first date?

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

The saying "You made me spit coke/DP/coffee on my monitor!"

Just happened for the first time ever to me, but not because something was funny.  Eating some wild rice that I added some fresh chopped jalapeno to (do try if you like spicy) and it went down wrong. 

What a f'ing mess it made.  


Eat rice and find out. 

3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

There is a new project engineer in my group. Venezuelan gal. Tough getting my work done when she sits next to me and all I can think about is burying my face in her ass.

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There is a new project engineer in my group. Venezuelan gal. Tough getting my work done when she sits next to me and all I can think about is burying my face in her ass.

She’s Venezuelan not Brazilian. Maybe it’s your fetish but that ass crack is going to be hairy as fuck! Calm down and get to work!
15 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

There is a new project engineer in my group. Venezuelan gal. Tough getting my work done when she sits next to me and all I can think about is burying my face in her ass.

 

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3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

<--- Will now google Colombian ass. 

And get lots of burro pics

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