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11 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

FWIW a ton of aggys is probably only 4-5 aggys.

 

Actually is was closer to 40 or so in sales and management in FW/Dallas. That doesn't include Houston. The CEO and president were both aggys. The CEO drove a custom Cadillac painted maroon with a white leather interior. The president a custom Lincoln painted white with a maroon interior, They hired 90% from the A&M school of industrial distribution. When they got full aggy control of the company it only took them about 8 years to destroy it. Nice guys but so full of themselves and what they learned in college they were business idiots. Not saying they all didn't wash their hands after peeing, but I heard that statement from several of them. 

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I used to know this aggy that could never catch a joke. They flew right over his head.

FWIW, he weighed about 5 bills.

Verified today that i can throw a football sideline-to-sideline across an arena/indoor league field (30m), but not a regulation nfl one (53yd) 

 

i mean the second was obvious, but i didnt know the threshold

When im taking public transportation on my way to a corporate desk job and a song by Nas or DJ Premier pops in the headphone….

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On 6/3/2023 at 2:56 PM, 52-80 said:

Verified today that i can throw a football sideline-to-sideline across an arena/indoor league field (30m), but not a regulation nfl one (53yd)

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The fact that you no longer have to worry about long distance charges, nights/weekends, or counting minutes on a phone plan is pretty great. Just call who you want when you want.

8 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The fact that you no longer have to worry about long distance charges, nights/weekends, or counting minutes on a phone plan is pretty great. Just call who you want when you want.

remember when you used to get a 14 page printout every month detailing every single call?

what the fuck

remember when you used to get a 14 page printout every month detailing every single call?
what the fuck

Who the fuck you calling in Albuquerque?
6 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Who the fuck you calling in Albuquerque?

I swear, its just an old golfing buddy from college. And if a female answers the phone, ifs his wife. She does that all the time. 

6 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Who the fuck you calling in Albuquerque?

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12 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The fact that you no longer have to worry about long distance charges, nights/weekends, or counting minutes on a phone plan is pretty great. Just call who you want when you want.

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2 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I got my raise and bonus today. Who wants to party?

Venmo me $200 and I'll make your wildest dreams come true. 

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

I got my raise and bonus today. Who wants to party?

The Portland (or was it Seattle?) office guys would love to get together and celebrate your mutual success. 

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

Venmo me $200 and I'll make your wildest dreams come true. 

That's all it takes to bury an Ex?

9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's all it takes to bury an Ex?

Suzy?  And one night, it got pretty hot.  

8 hours ago, ztejas said:

Venmo me $200 and I'll make your wildest dreams come true. 

^hes not gay but $200 is $200

8 hours ago, ztejas said:

Venmo me $200 and I'll make your wildest dreams come true. 


Not with 2 grams you’re not. 

Oh, you can get 3.5g for that price.  Just check it for fentanyl first.    /toldtomebyafriend

12 hours ago, Superhero said:

I got my raise and bonus today. Who wants to party?

Jelly of the Month Club?  

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I had to fly frontier for work.  Yes. Trashy people

The Carnival Cruise/Dirt Cheap/Walmart of the skies. 

I dont understand how theres so much money in golf spectating.  Yes, I get it that people like the sport and enjoy playing it.  But watching men walk down a field and very slowly, carefully, hitting a tiny ball? 

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I had to fly frontier for work.  Yes. Trashy people

But how were the folks on the plane?

Went to the mall with my kid today. Noticed at least one in three of the models on the posters/ads were oversized women, almost like it was a formula. But not so much in the menswear sections. I wasn’t searching for one, but I don’t think I saw a single heavy male model.

22 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Went to the mall with my kid today. Noticed at least one in three of the models on the posters/ads were oversized women, almost like it was a formula. But not so much in the menswear sections. I wasn’t searching for one, but I don’t think I saw a single heavy male model.

Because men don't need to be lied to about being fat. 

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Every waking minute that I’m working I wonder why does a guy like me have to sling software while that annoying hag awkafina is a multimillionaire 

If you could just try to remember to put a cover sheet on your TPS reports, that’d be great. K thanks. 

10 hours ago, closetohumping said:

awkafina

The upside of being old is I have no fucking clue who this is.

11 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Every waking minute that I’m working I wonder why does a guy like me have to sling software while that annoying hag awkafina is a multimillionaire 

Even worse is that fat fuck Druski who as far as I can tell has never made any meaningful artistic contribution to society. Yet I'm seeing him in ads during the fucking NBA Finals. 

14 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Okay, not all cats are assholes. Just 99% of them.

 

 

If only Eric Clapton owned a cat. 

26 minutes ago, Underdog said:

If only Eric Clapton owned a cat. 

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

If only Eric Clapton owned a cat. 

Then we wouldn’t have had this awesome song.

 


 

Yeah. Go straight to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. 

Then we wouldn’t have had this awesome song.
 

 
Yeah. Go straight to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. 
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If only Eric Clapton owned a cat. 
We wouldn't have had that damn song shoved down our throats for years.


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We wouldn't have had that damn song shoved down our throats for years.


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Goddammit

I'm a middle-aged white guy and I think Awkwafina is funny as hell.

Then again, she really reminds me of one of my best friends from growing up. 

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On 6/6/2023 at 11:55 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Jelly of the Month Club?  

Chris Rock prison bit...

Eric Clapton is a douche nozzle.

dont know why the sushi-served-on-a-nekkid-woman thing still survives in the 21st century instead of being lampooned as an utterly ridiculous things

i like sushi, i like nekkid wimmenz, but thats so dumb

6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Why is everything that gets put in a pussy used as an insult?  Douche nozzle, dick, dildo, etc.

Don’t be a pussy. 

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