August 29, 20232 yr Just now, Dbeasy said: College Gameday is solid because it puts you in football mood. I'm always in a football mood.
August 29, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Dbeasy said: College Gameday is solid because it puts you in football mood. What puts me in a football mood is when I turn on the TV at 2:30 and the ball is kicked off at 2:35.
August 30, 20232 yr This isn’t very cool so I can’t put the pic there. But it’s kind of cool. If this one egg had been fertilized then it would’ve produced (fraternal) twins. I was making an omelette and it was the 3rd egg I cracked into the bowl, otherwise I would’ve cooked it sunny side up to get a pic of a fried egg with a double yolk. I did notice that its shell was a little longer on the y axis than the others’ but didn’t think anything of it before I cracked it
August 30, 20232 yr With the Horn moved over to 101.9, I now hear Jim Rome in the afternoon. Who the hell listens to that moron. He’s an asswhip. While we’re at it, who the hell watches Skip Bayless? He’s an even bigger asswhip. Can't believe Jim is even still on the air. WAR TEXAS..OUT
August 31, 20232 yr I hate Skip but pulling Irvin, Keyshawn and Sherman to replace Shannon Sharpe is money.
August 31, 20232 yr I swear time has slowed down or maybe even stopped. Anxious as hell to get this day over with. Tired of this lady I am working with and her total inability to communicate. It’s the end of my work week, looking at a 4 day weekend. Pops is on the mend from heart surgery. Horns play Saturday, going to get some bbq tomorrow. This day needs to hurry the fuckity fuck up already.
August 31, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said: I swear time has slowed down or maybe even stopped. Anxious as hell to get this day over with. Tired of this lady I am working with and her total inability to communicate. It’s the end of my work week, looking at a 4 day weekend. Pops is on the mend from heart surgery. Horns play Saturday, going to get some bbq tomorrow. This day needs to hurry the fuckity fuck up already. Some decent football on tonight, too.
August 31, 20232 yr Just now, Kennythetiger said: Some decent football on tonight, too. The last 4-5 years on opening weekend, I always say "Football starts tonight and I'm gonna watch it, regardless of who's playing". I never make it more than a drive or two before I get disinterested and turn it off. Getting old is a bitch.
August 31, 20232 yr Just now, Sandman said: The last 4-5 years on opening weekend, I always say "Football starts tonight and I'm gonna watch it, regardless of who's playing". I never make it more than a drive or two before I get disinterested and turn it off. Getting old is a bitch. I at least fall asleep watching it.
September 1, 20232 yr Dilemma. I just finished making 4 pounds of taco meat when I saw the Fed Ex guy pull up outside. Went out to take the package from him and when I walked back into the kitchen my wife’s cat had its face buried in the pot eating away. My wife and daughter are at a meeting and will be home in a few minutes and they’d freak completely out and refuse to touch a bite of the meat if they knew what happened. I already know what I’m going to do, the dilemma is on a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the worst, just how bad should I feel?
September 1, 20232 yr Dilemma. I just finished making 4 pounds of taco meat when I saw the Fed Ex guy pull up outside. Went out to take the package from him and when I walked back into the kitchen my wife’s cat had its face buried in the pot eating away. My wife and daughter are at a meeting and will be home in a few minutes and they’d freak completely out and refuse to touch a bite of the meat if they knew what happened. I already know what I’m going to do, the dilemma is on a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the worst, just how bad should I feel?0. Heat it up, serve, enjoy.
September 1, 20232 yr Had dinner tonight with some longtime friends from work. The 4 of us have 140 years of experience, and 2 of them also have about 20 years of retirement between them. Nobody ever talks about the respect and brotherly love you end up having for some folks who are just supposed to be co-workers. Hurricanes/ holiday weeks( crazy in the grocery industry,) and constantly being there for each other just makes some shit different. It was a very meaningful evening...
September 1, 20232 yr 19 hours ago, GoPokes83 said: Dilemma. I just finished making 4 pounds of taco meat when I saw the Fed Ex guy pull up outside. Went out to take the package from him and when I walked back into the kitchen my wife’s cat had its face buried in the pot eating away. My wife and daughter are at a meeting and will be home in a few minutes and they’d freak completely out and refuse to touch a bite of the meat if they knew what happened. I already know what I’m going to do, the dilemma is on a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the worst, just how bad should I feel? So your wife’s pussy had its face buried deep in some taco meat huh?
September 1, 20232 yr Sydney Sweeney has the highest possible numerator and denominator in the "dumb face to those titties ain't dumb" ratio where your quotient still comes out to 1.
September 2, 20232 yr Sucks to hear about Jimmy Buffett, but we can all find some solace in the hopes that this puts an end to any future gatherings of Parrotheads.
September 3, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Underdog said: Molly Yeh is adorable. Quick google search, yup, pretty cute. Random thought from my end - Chinese dad with an American Jewish mom. But from the photos I can’t tell that she has any Asian features.
September 3, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Superhero said: Quick google search, yup, pretty cute. Random thought from my end - Chinese dad with an American Jewish mom. But from the photos I can’t tell that she has any Asian features.
September 4, 20232 yr Sucks to hear about Jimmy Buffett, but we can all find some solace in the hopes that this puts an end to any future gatherings of Parrotheads. They will probably keep touring with a Buffet hologram. That way the estate can keep selling Margaritaville: the shirt, the mug, ashtray, flashlight, buttplug, adult diapers, salsa etcAnd my inlaws will go.
September 7, 20232 yr I don't think it's passive/aggressive if I forward the email that I sent you less than two weeks ago. You are asking for the same information I already sent you. I'm just nicely telling you to pay f'ing attention.
September 7, 20232 yr Ive just learned 3 minutes ago that the distinction between bar- vs bat- mitzvah is based on the gender of the subject. (for modern kids tho? Theyre going to have to invent a whole new alphabet for it)
September 7, 20232 yr 26 minutes ago, Brothahorn said: I don't think it's passive/aggressive if I forward the email that I sent you less than two weeks ago. You are asking for the same information I already sent you. I'm just nicely telling you to pay f'ing attention. 2 weeks is my threshold for repeating a non-critical email that went unanswered. Its when I start getting snippy, and just before i start cc’ing other people in it.
September 7, 20232 yr 18 minutes ago, 52-80 said: 2 weeks is my threshold for repeating a non-critical email that went unanswered. Its when I start getting snippy, and just before i start cc’ing other people in it.
September 7, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, 52-80 said: 2 weeks is my threshold for repeating a non-critical email that went unanswered. Its when I start getting snippy, and just before i start cc’ing other people in it. Hey everyone! Look at what this asshole is ignoring! I like that.
September 7, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, 52-80 said: Ive just learned 3 minutes ago that the distinction between bar- vs bat- mitzvah is based on the gender of the subject. (for modern kids tho? Theyre going to have to invent a whole new alphabet for it) Kinda like inventing a whole new Spanish language because the original is inextricably based on two genders?
September 8, 20232 yr I ordered a new Texas shirt from Homefield. Ordered it on August 22 and it's still not here yet. They say they print them all in house, so it was roughly two weeks before it even shipped. Now it's somewhere in Kentucky and taking its sweet time. Love the look of the shirt, but damn. $40 for a t-shirt that takes three weeks to arrive? Won't be doing that again. Edited September 8, 20232 yr by FirstTimeCaller
September 8, 20232 yr 35 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said: I ordered a new Texas shirt from Homefield. Ordered it on August 22 and it's still not here yet. They say they print them all in house, so it was roughly two weeks before it even shipped. Now it's somewhere in Kentucky and taking its sweet time. Love the look of the shirt, but damn. $40 for a t-shirt that takes three weeks to arrive? Won't be doing that again. Tshirt fan status confirmed.
September 8, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, thunderlounge said: Seager asked for it. Should have thrown it at his head.
September 8, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, nnm said: Who is TA here? I’m team Weaver given Seaver’s body language Yes.
September 8, 20232 yr On 8/30/2023 at 2:00 PM, Superhero said: That looks like Jennifer Lopez's ass. Let us know how it tasted.
September 9, 20232 yr So, I just got an email in my normal new email inbox. The subject title was " Your Apple ID has been suspended" So yeah, I know thats a phish email send to millions of email addresses. but here is my bitch. How in the holy fuck could THAT subject title be allowed to be delivered to ANY fucking email address if the fucking sender isnt from the known Apple notifications email??? how on earth have the email companies NOT been able to figure out to write codes that have specific brand name companies or streaming services "account is locked" emails get auto filtered as non-deliverable? example: "Your Netflix account has been compromised" sent from netf1ix12345678910@netflix.yahoo.com "your Verizon account has been hacked" sent from Vereezon3@dewey.screwum.and.howe.com seriously I know it wouldnt kill all spam but holy fuck it would cut down on 90% of the stuff that gets older folks especially in trouble.
September 9, 20232 yr On 9/8/2023 at 1:34 PM, nnm said: Who is TA here? I’m team Weaver given Seaver’s body language I'm wondering why this eight year old video is suddenly flooding the Twitters?
September 11, 20232 yr I consider myself a man of the people, a champion of blue collar workers , hustlers and Immigrants. But my Lyft driver was video conferencing his buddies on my ride from Manhattan to jfk. I reported him
September 12, 20232 yr The parishioners at my wife's Catholic church accept that Jesus was crucified, died, and resurrected on a different date every single year, according to a calendar that did not yet exist based on the Spring Solstice, A Full Moon, and the following Sunday. And that we are to commemorate this miracle by hiding colored eggs for children and eating the one food he was forbidden to eat-Ham. But they don't believe me when I say we shouldn't refer to the Easter Bunny as "He/Him" because it's to represent fertility, so the Easter Bunny is female. That's just a bridge too far. Sure enough every year, the kids ask us, "I wonder what he'll bring me?" or "I wanna take a picture with him!"
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