January 10, 20196 yr If the lyrics are true, did the crew on the Edmund Fitzgerald die on a empty stomach? Edited January 10, 20196 yr by Underdog
January 11, 20196 yr 15 hours ago, Underdog said: If the lyrics are true, did the crew on the Edmund Fitzgerald die on a empty stomach? Nah. They were full of water.
January 11, 20196 yr the prequel to "inception" has already been made. The technology for dream transfers was borne from the government research in "Dreamscape" starring the great Dennis Quaid.
January 12, 20196 yr I'm sad those Hitler parody/dubbed videos went away. A good one could be made about Texas/Clemson winning and Hitler aggy reacting.
January 14, 20196 yr On 1/12/2019 at 11:15 AM, PilotsError said: I'm sad those Hitler parody/dubbed videos went away. A good one could be made about Texas/Clemson winning and Hitler aggy reacting. No doubt. Is there ever a time when Hitler ISN'T funny?
January 14, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, El Diablo said: No doubt. Is there ever a time when Hitler ISN'T funny? Well there's that whole "Final Solution" thing, but who's keeping count?
January 14, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said: Well there's that whole "Final Solution" thing, but who's keeping count? Fake news. I know, because I read a flyer taped to the back of a bus stop bench once.
January 14, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said: Fake news. I know, because I read a flyer taped to the back of a bus stop bench once.
January 14, 20196 yr Cool starry bra: After our then 3-year-old daughter spent a weekend with my wife's mother, she came home and asked "Why would a dog look in my armpit for Jews?" Turns out, the mother-in-law has this game where a finger-puppet dog is "looking for juice" in various silly places. I still can't read a breakfast drink menu without chuckling inappropriately.
January 15, 20196 yr Why is Anna Kendrick famous? She has a rodent face, horrible body and annoying personality. Granted, I get this only from the Hilton commercials b/c I don't think I've ever seen her in anything. But, damn, I don't get it...at all.
January 15, 20196 yr 8 hours ago, bluto said: Small tight body with a decent rack... no thx! Sorry, we only date 10's.
January 15, 20196 yr 11 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Why is Anna Kendrick famous? She has a rodent face, horrible body and annoying personality. Granted, I get this only from the Hilton commercials b/c I don't think I've ever seen her in anything. But, damn, I don't get it...at all. But that cup song that one time, though. And she's so quirky!
January 17, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: How is The Blue Man Group still a thing? I saw them in Vegas in 2001. I considered dropping acid for the show. I decided not to because my friends weren't into it and I would've been flying solo. About 30 seconds into the show I realized I'd made a big mistake. I should've dosed.
January 17, 20196 yr How come HEB organic milk has an expiration date that is about two months down the road when you buy it by the half gallon, but only 10-12 days down the road when you buy it by the gallon? I've noticed this for years. Yesterday I went to buy a gallon, and the expiration date was January 25. The expiration date on the half gallons is March 12.
January 17, 20196 yr The probably figure that drinking a half gallon of spoiled milk wont kill you, but drinking a gallon will.
January 18, 20196 yr Milk was a bad choice! one day I will pick up my daughter for the last time but I won’t know that when it happens. And one day she will fall asleep on a sofa or chair, and instead of my carrying her to bed where she’ll wake up the next morning, she’ll just wake up there herself and go on about her day. And a bit of her childhood will be over.
January 18, 20196 yr 12 minutes ago, Lobo said: Milk was a bad choice! one day I will pick up my daughter for the last time but I won’t know that when it happens. And one day she will fall asleep on a sofa or chair, and instead of my carrying her to bed where she’ll wake up the next morning, she’ll just wake up there herself and go on about her day. And a bit of her childhood will be over. Someday Traces of Texas will do a story about how your daugher became the most famous Texas stripper of all time
January 18, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, Lobo said: Milk was a bad choice! one day I will pick up my daughter for the last time but I won’t know that when it happens. And one day she will fall asleep on a sofa or chair, and instead of my carrying her to bed where she’ll wake up the next morning, she’ll just wake up there herself and go on about her day. And a bit of her childhood will be over. This sofa.... black? Bonded leather?
January 18, 20196 yr Just got back from Vegas yesterday. Usually going through security there has a pretty long line. Not this time, TSA gave no fucks. Keep your belts and shoes on, don't take laptops out of bags, just throw your shit on the X-ray belt and walk through the old metal detector. And there was no line at all. Shutdown doing some good. No CR.
January 18, 20196 yr On 1/17/2019 at 7:27 AM, Prepuce of Doom said: How is The Blue Man Group still a thing? Meh. You can still buy slinkies. And how long did 'Cats' play on Broadway? I do have to admit, though, I was perfectly fine with just seeing Blue Man one time on a late night talk show. I certainly wouldn't have paid money for a full evening of them.
January 19, 20196 yr 11 hours ago, Moby Ric said: Just got back from Vegas yesterday. Usually going through security there has a pretty long line. Not this time, TSA gave no fucks. Keep your belts and shoes on, don't take laptops out of bags, just throw your shit on the X-ray belt and walk through the old metal detector. And there was no line at all. Shutdown doing some good. No CR. first time with TSA Pre-Check?
January 19, 20196 yr I’m probably late to the party, but I was watching Den of Thieves earlier and thought I recognized one of the cops on that movie. Sure enough, it was Nate Boyer. Looks like he’s starting an acting/producing career. Wasn’t bad either. http://imdb.com/name/nm7870063/ Edited January 19, 20196 yr by GotThatFire
January 19, 20196 yr How come HEB organic milk has an expiration date that is about two months down the road when you buy it by the half gallon, but only 10-12 days down the road when you buy it by the gallon? I've noticed this for years. Yesterday I went to buy a gallon, and the expiration date was January 25. The expiration date on the half gallons is March 12.The half gallon is UHT. If it were in better packaging (i.e. tetrapak) it wouldn't need refrigeration. The gallon is probably UHT as well but the packaging is even crudier (the gallons leak around the top).
January 19, 20196 yr On 1/17/2019 at 3:39 PM, Hornius Emeritus said: How come HEB organic milk has an expiration date that is about two months down the road when you buy it by the half gallon, but only 10-12 days down the road when you buy it by the gallon? I've noticed this for years. Yesterday I went to buy a gallon, and the expiration date was January 25. The expiration date on the half gallons is March 12. Obviously radioactive. Half-life math.
January 19, 20196 yr In the song SICKO MODE, Drake states that "half a xan" puts him out like a light for a 13 hour flight. Maybe I have a low dosage, but really? You would need to take an incredibly large amount of xanax to put you out "like a light" for any amount of time, much less than 13 hours. This doesn't get talked about enough. Edited January 19, 20196 yr by Fozzz
January 19, 20196 yr 13 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said: first time with TSA Pre-Check? No. It wasn't pre check it was the regular security checkpoint.
January 19, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, elfenix said: The half gallon is UHT. If it were in better packaging (i.e. tetrapak) it wouldn't need refrigeration. The gallon is probably UHT as well but the packaging is even crudier (the gallons leak around the top). Why would they have different milks for different containers? Why would they go to that expense? Damnit, I want answers!
January 19, 20196 yr 7 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said: Why would they have different milks for different containers? Why would they go to that expense? Damnit, I want answers! different suppliers, maybe?
January 19, 20196 yr Just got back from Vegas yesterday. Usually going through security there has a pretty long line. Not this time, TSA gave no fucks. Keep your belts and shoes on, don't take laptops out of bags, just throw your shit on the X-ray belt and walk through the old metal detector. And there was no line at all. Shutdown doing some good. No CR.I experienced this in Denver several months ago well before the shutdown. They did have people walk two by two past sniffing dogs before the metal detector. So convenient and I honestly felt safer because those dogs are a lot smarter and care a lot more than the TSA workers. I hope all airports go that direction. Doesn’t everyone know by now that the shoes and belt and creepy body scanners are all just security theater?
January 19, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said: Why would they have different milks for different containers? Why would they go to that expense? Damnit, I want answers! If it's really 2 months vs. 10-12 days, then you're comparing UHT (the half gallon) and traditionally pasteurized (the gallon). There's no other explanation. So the two are kind of tangerines and oranges. Pretty close to the same thing, but not. It's not about the size of the container so much as you're comparing Pasteurized milk with Ultra-pasteurized/UHT pasteurized milk. It' s not necessarily two different milks when it leaves the farm, it just becomes two different milks when processed for a different container. I'm guessing as to the reason as to why HEB Organic milk is UHT in half gallon sizes but traditionally pasteurized in full gallon sizes, and maybe they do both both ways, it's just not available at your HEB (assuming it's even open). My guess is that the reason for using UHT for the half gallon has to do with demand. I'd assume that gallon sizes are in higher demand and produced in more plants. It can then make its way to the local HEB quickly to be consumed quickly, with higher guaranteed product turnover. Half-gallon, on the other hand, not being in as high of demand, is packaged in fewer places, has to be delivered over a larger area, and doesn't have the turnover of it's larger counterpart. So it's processed using a UHT method to make sure it lasts.
January 19, 20196 yr Learn something new today, gas pumps have a timer. Went to fill up both the car and can for snow blower, did the usual CC,zip code, select grade, then proceed to have a bitch of a time getting the nozzle of the gas can off. By the time I did get it off, was told sale was canceled and had to redo the CC. Not really that big of an incovenience but when it’s blowing low teens, didn’t want to be out there any longer than I had to.
January 20, 20196 yr George michael was a badass and his music was unbelievably underappreciated. Does your boyfriend feel the same way?
January 21, 20196 yr I killed a rat today. Mother asshole got into our house somehow. Trapped it in a bathroom. Girlfriend put food on the trap, I set it and 4 hours later... BAM. Dead. I did a little dance. Lil shitstain.
January 21, 20196 yr George michael was a badass and his music was unbelievably underappreciated. Agree.
January 21, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, luke duke said: Does your boyfriend feel the same way? His voice was amazing. Do a george michael station on pandora, you will dig every song.
January 21, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, troph said: I killed a rat today. Mother asshole got into our house somehow. Trapped it in a bathroom. Girlfriend put food on the trap, I set it and 4 hours later... BAM. Dead. I did a little dance. Lil shitstain. For awhile on TOS, the snek thread turned into a "look at this fucking rat I killed" thread. I had a few on there as those bastards were in my walls.
January 21, 20196 yr On 3/27/2018 at 11:39 AM, elfenix said: when i was a kid i remember the lizards turning from green to brown and back. we called them chameleons, though they weren't actually chameleons. now the lizards are all just brown. apparently the color changes lizards were Carolina Anoles, native to the southern US. the brown-only lizards are Brown Anoles, native to Cuba and the Bahamas. they got to Florida about 130 years ago, got to Houston about 30 years ago, and have been out-competing the color change lizards. Dallas anoles still change colors.
January 21, 20196 yr On 1/14/2019 at 9:33 PM, DigglerontheHoof said: Why is Anna Kendrick famous? She has a rodent face, horrible body and annoying personality. Granted, I get this only from the Hilton commercials b/c I don't think I've ever seen her in anything. But, damn, I don't get it...at all. I’d punch my mother in the gut just for the chance to lick neosporin off Anna Kendrick’s kneecaps. I think she’s so fucking hot. *Edit: Notice how a gay, Astro-fan poster agreed with your take. Food for thought. Edited January 21, 20196 yr by Helobious
January 21, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, Pancho Negro said: Publix could rival HEB if they ever decided to come to Texas. But would they be open, though?
January 21, 20196 yr On 1/19/2019 at 12:43 PM, 'stache said: I experienced this in Denver several months ago well before the shutdown. They did have people walk two by two past sniffing dogs before the metal detector. So convenient and I honestly felt safer because those dogs are a lot smarter and care a lot more than the TSA workers. I hope all airports go that direction. Doesn’t everyone know by now that the shoes and belt and creepy body scanners are all just security theater? I forgot that, yes there was a dog. Made it so much faster.
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