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1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I would like there to be a panel discussion made of people who let their pants sag below their ass as well as people who put truck nuts in their trucks. I want to hear the genuine answers as to why they do such things and why they think it’s cool. Then I want the funniest comedians to roast the ever living fuck out of them for being so fucking stupid. It should be taped and shown in high schools.

 

you assume such people would respond to shame and change their ways.

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2 hours ago, slorch said:

rain grates in parking lots...

My concern is that they are going to tractor beam, ala Death Star to Millenium Falcon; my car keys in there before I can get them in my pocket.

It's ok. Everything floats down there.

 
you assume such people would respond to shame and change their ways.

I would still be entertained.

As I walked past the bank of elevators to my office I saw a guy trying to pry the doors open with his hands. Next, I heard, "Open up muthafucka!!". Oh shit, someone was stuck in the elevator. Next, "Open up bitch!!!"  Guy turned around with an embarrassed look and told the woman in the elevator "stop cursing" Her reply of course  "Fuck you! get me out".

I told the front desk that someone was stuck. The building mgr came in a minute or so and got the door open.

I swear she looked like a rabid dog coming out.

Nice laugh for the PM.

 

 

 

 

CBS must be hosting the Oscars. Is that right? That would explain Stephen Colbert's "interview" of Bradley Cooper tonight. 

When the drive thru person says "have a good day." I always say "thanks, you too" out of natural reaction.

No..they're not having a good day. They're at work while you drive home and eat your food. They have a job many people use as the "bottom of the barrel" job. They arent having a good day, you asshole.


I'm not mocking fast food workers by any means. They have jobs. But they certainly likely aren't enjoying their day.

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

When the drive thru person says "have a good day." I always say "thanks, you too" out of natural reaction.

No..they're not having a good day. They're at work while you drive home and eat your food. They have a job many people use as the "bottom of the barrel" job. They arent having a good day, you asshole.


I'm not mocking fast food workers by any means. They have jobs. But they certainly likely aren't enjoying their day.

I dunno, man. Some of 'em are having a blast.

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5 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

When the drive thru person says "have a good day." I always say "thanks, you too" out of natural reaction.

No..they're not having a good day. They're at work while you drive home and eat your food. They have a job many people use as the "bottom of the barrel" job. They arent having a good day, you asshole.


I'm not mocking fast food workers by any means. They have jobs. But they certainly likely aren't enjoying their day.

What about the free food they get?

30 minutes ago, Dolemite said:

What about the free food they get?

probably hated the food a week after thy started working there

If I had to work in fast food it would be fried chicken place. I could eat of a lot of goddamn motherfucking fried chicken before I got sick of it.

I’m mid 50s and there are times I think it would be fun to work PT @McDs, but I like my time off from regular job to seriously consider it. 

I worked there when I was 16. I promise you do not want. The only perk was the crazy food combos i would make. A double big Mac with qtr lber patties instead or the mini ones with extra bacon. Would always cook patties fresh before I went on break.

 

 

 

 

People can be divided into 2 categories.....

1. Those that incessantly need Chapstick all...the...fucking....time.

or

2. Those that never need Chapstick, like ever.

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1 hour ago, Dolemite said:

If I had to work in fast food it would be fried chicken place. I could eat of a lot of goddamn motherfucking fried chicken before I got sick of it.

I would like to do refrigeration maintenance on either equipment for In-N-Out or Whataburger... (currently, I work in HVAC)...

4 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

#NoStudentLeftBehind..?

 

 

No good deed goes unpunished. 

3 minutes ago, Dolemite said:

No good deed goes unpunished. 

Hell, we need some punishing then... 🤪

Saw this earlier...

The first person to hear a parrot talk probably wasn’t right for days.

5 hours ago, Doze said:

People can be divided into 2 categories.....

1. Those that incessantly need Chapstick all...the...fucking....time.

or

2. Those that never need Chapstick, like ever.

There's a third category. People who occasionally get chapped lips when it's dry. Don't go to Vegas without it. 

7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

There's a third category. People who occasionally get chapped lips when it's dry. Don't go to Vegas without it. 

Those people are in the first category, but in denial about it......like an functioning alcoholic.

I am intrigued/disgusted by the amount of birds at the food court at Barton Creek Mall.

15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Anyone else notice that Macaroni Grill doesn't serve macaroni.

That's just what they call it, yankee. 

20 hours ago, RexWilson said:

I am intrigued/disgusted by the amount of birds at the food court at Barton Creek Mall.

Who the fuck still goes to malls?

On 2/19/2019 at 8:55 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

Who the fuck still goes to malls?

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i will never understand why an oil change for a Bugatti costs $21,000  * yes, $21 k!

 

A: What I like best about her is what's under her clothes.

B: Ew, what?

A: Her heart.

B: Awwww. That's so--

A: I am a vampire, after all.

 

10 hours ago, NowThis said:

i will never understand why an oil change for a Bugatti costs $21,000  * yes, $21 k!

 

Because it can. Duh. 

Probably belongs in the dumb question amnesty but is throwing currency coins or even a dollar bill on the ground considered littering?   

Thought I would stick this in here, just because it was too absurd for me not to share anywhere.

John Travolta's requirements for a paid appearance:

 

 

John Travolta

Takes a minimum of $350k + cost of fuel for his plane

$ talks with him.

Another option is client can provide plane however it must be equivalent to his plane.

His plane is a Falcon.  So he would consider a G5, Challenger.

Needs to be a 12-14 person jet.

Also needs expenses for him and team.

His team is about 6 additional ppl who typically fly on his plane.

He requires a suit + 4-5 rooms

Might be a couple of domestic flights to get everyone to plane.

13 hours ago, ztejas said:

Thought I would stick this in here, just because it was too absurd for me not to share anywhere.

John Travolta's requirements for a paid appearance:

 

 

 

 

John Travolta

Takes a minimum of $350k + cost of fuel for his plane

$ talks with him.

Another option is client can provide plane however it must be equivalent to his plane.

His plane is a Falcon.  So he would consider a G5, Challenger.

Needs to be a 12-14 person jet.

Also needs expenses for him and team.

His team is about 6 additional ppl who typically fly on his plane.

He requires a suit + 4-5 rooms

Might be a couple of domestic flights to get everyone to plane.

So...'bout tree fiddy. 

And exactly why would anyone pay him to appear?
To perform grease lighting to boost morale for your employees?
On 2/28/2019 at 6:40 PM, Lobo said:

Probably belongs in the dumb question amnesty but is throwing currency coins or even a dollar bill on the ground considered littering?   

Found $30 bucks on the ground yesterday, thought about putting it on the windshield of the car I found it next to.  Then I thought maybe they didn’t lose it, maybe it was someone else.  I did feel a bit guilty spending it on breakfast and lunch yesterday.  

I know we had to grow, but I miss the old airport....Mueller or whatever.  I liked the feel of it.  It was cozy and comfortable.

The golf course there at Bergstrom was a nice little course. 

I had an eagle from 150 yards out on hole 4 or 5 there many years ago.

Years ago, Dick Ellis and Judy Maggio were cohosts on one of the local news stations. I got interviewed by one of their "in the field" reporters. It was a taped interview for later broadcast. After we were finished, I told him there had been some complaints about all the cursing during the broadcasts. He said, "What are you talking about?"

"Every time you finish a remote story, you say, 'And now back to Dickin Judy in the newsroom.'"

He glares at me. 

Watched the news that night. Guy finishes his remote broadcast and says, "And now back... and now...Judy and Dick, back to you!"

2 hours ago, PilotsError said:

I know we had to grow, but I miss the old airport....Mueller or whatever.  I liked the feel of it.  It was cozy and comfortable.

One of the best parties I ever attended was at a house that backed up to Mueller. Backyard was fenced in by this 10 foot tall privacy fence, huge oak trees, pepper lights strung around like crazy, with all the tackiest decor you could imagine, and for no apparent reason there were three Marilyn Monroe impersonators there, with an industrial fan serendipitously on the porch.

Even at the time, I had no idea who the hell the hosts were. I'm pretty sure neither did 90% of the other guests.

Saw one of those weight loss commercials with Marie Osmond. Would, if she didn't speak.

Is it bad that I watched a porn parody of The Exorcist and found it rather hot? 

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