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5 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’m gonna go dig the shirt out of the hamper that I wore to crawfish boil last night and sniff it like a pair of used panties.  

Used panties that smell like crawfish boil....

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15 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

It's funny that you mentioned Pittsnoggle. I am also continually amazed by this "college stud who doesn't sniff the NBA" phenomenon, and he's the first example of this that comes to my mind, too.

As someone who watches a ton of CBB but only watches the NBA once the playoffs start, I have just come to the lazy conclusion that I simply don't understand the pro game as well as I assume I should. 

2010-2011 Duke had 6 first-rounders (of 8 total drafted).  All are names you know:

Plumlee brothers (2x), Seth Curry, Kyle Singler, and all-world Kyrie Irving

Singler had 17/8/2.  Kyrie had 18/3/4.  But the team's leading scorer? Nolan Smith, at 21/5/5.  I've never even heard of his name.  Started 4 games in the NBA and disappeared after 2 seasons.  Atleast he got drafted...

I signed up for a website that asked me to list my favorite TV personality. Not actor or movies. TV. I sat there for several minutes and couldn’t think of anyone. So then I Googled TV personalities. 

A list of hundred people came up. I scanned the list. The entire list. I realized there wasn’t one person on that list that I would be proud to call my favorite. Even stranger, many of the people on the list were pathetic individuals that I hated, people like Jerry Springer. Who’s your favorite TV personality? 
 

Perhaps this is the most approriately-random post but i wanted to volunteer that i really appreciate cabbage. Cabbage in soups and stews fucking rock. 

24 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I signed up for a website that asked me to list my favorite TV personality. Not actor or movies. TV. I sat there for several minutes and couldn’t think of anyone. So then I Googled TV personalities. 

A list of hundred people came up. I scanned the list. The entire list. I realized there wasn’t one person on that list that I would be proud to call my favorite. Even stranger, many of the people on the list were pathetic individuals that I hated, people like Jerry Springer. Who’s your favorite TV personality? 
 

Conan. Shaq. Barkley. Dick Vitale. Brooke Burke and Jules Asner. Some cooking people

Old school Letterman. Johnny Carson maybe.

if the definition of tv personality means a person notable for TV work (ie broadcast), but excludes celebrity status from other previous endeavors (athletics, movies, other crafts), then that list is very small to nil.

an example would be like Jeff Probst who hosts survivors... hes known because of that TV show but not for anything else. 

...people like Mike Rowe maybe, or the stupid dorks from Mythbusters. 

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Old school Letterman. Johnny Carson maybe.

Those were the exact two that came to my mind. Old school letterman was awesome. And then he got cynical, nasty, and political. 
Carson was the epitome of 60s-70s cool. 

14 minutes ago, nnm said:

Those were the exact two that came to my mind. Old school letterman was awesome. And then he got cynical, nasty, and political. 
Carson was the epitome of 60s-70s cool. 

This 100%.  Loved Letterman in the 80’s.  Carson is still the GOAT.  

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Conan. Shaq. Barkley. Dick Vitale. Brooke Burke and Jules Asner. Some cooking people

 

2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Old school Letterman. Johnny Carson maybe.

 

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

if the definition of tv personality means a person notable for TV work (ie broadcast), but excludes celebrity status from other previous endeavors (athletics, movies, other crafts), then that list is very small to nil.

an example would be like Jeff Probst who hosts survivors... hes known because of that TV show but not for anything else. 

...people like Mike Rowe maybe, or the stupid dorks from Mythbusters. 

Interestingly, none of those names except for Conan were on the list I reviewed. Conan was the one guy that came to mind when I first thought about it, but it felt weird to call him my favorite. I rarely watched his shows. I liked them. Just never watched them. 

- Lester Holt
- Mike Tirico
- Joe Buck
- Rick/Marty Leguina
- Neal Degrasse Tyson
- Dr Zahi Hawass
- Justin Wilson

 

Not in order, just what popped out. There’s more, but that’s a start  

 

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Col. Flagg

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So do tv characters count or just “personalities?”

Because I don’t give two shits about tv personalities. Can’t name a single one I’d call a favorite

But Adam from Northern Exposure and Jeff Bingham are my favorite characters

I can’t think of anything in this world I’m less interested in than Dune.  

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39 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I can’t think of anything in this world I’m less interested in than Dune.  

Correct predictions?

I tried to get a picture of all the trash and used cars that GOD must have thrown over the edge that landed here too. But I didn't have time. 

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fuck Festival People in their goat asses.  and for the ravers especially, fuck their parents, too, for producing this trash.

Seriously cant tell if the second person is a Judy Dench type lady or Elton John type dude

 

 

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4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Seriously cant tell if the second person is a Judy Dench type lady or Elton John type dude

 

 

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I think you want to make love out of nothing at all with he/her.  

On 4/5/2024 at 12:41 AM, Surly Bevo said:

Correct predictions?

Cheering for a regional baseball team.

Bulk trash pickup starts this week for us, always interesting to see what people possessed in their homes. 

I didn’t think the eclipse was a big deal, but why do so many people feel the need to rant against people who did? Local sports radio jock went off on it yesterday, calling people stupid for caring so much about something he considered lame, then had a 30 minute segment on golf. I found it hilarious because lots of people, including sports fans like myself, think golf is lame as shit, but that’s just my personal opinion. Let people like what they like for fucks sake.

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

I didn’t think the eclipse was a big deal

Where did you watch it?

12 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Where did you watch it?

From my office. I had a clear view from my window and had my glasses. We had 95% here and it got dim and spooky for a bit. Was kinda cool.

Went to pick up a prescription and was told it would be $67.  Why so high?  Insurance doesn't like the quantity of 20.  Took out two and the price dropped to $2.

WTF?

 

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

From my office. I had a clear view from my window and had my glasses. We had 95% here and it got dim and spooky for a bit. Was kinda cool.

The Totality is where it's at. 

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

From my office. I had a clear view from my window and had my glasses. We had 95% here and it got dim and spooky for a bit. Was kinda cool.

Ah. You watched a partial eclipse through your office window. No wonder you didn’t get it. Sorry you missed the totality. It’s a completely different experience. There's no comparison. 

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Ah. You watched a partial eclipse through your office window. No wonder you didn’t get it. Sorry you missed the totality. It’s a completely different experience. There's no comparison. 

Totality will hit my area in 2045, I fully intend to be alive that long.

Why is there no random-thots-that-dont-warrant-a-thread in the IPIHB forum

People bragging about how they "saw the totality!" sound exactly like the "I saw that band live!". People. Yeah, you and millions of others. You ain't special.

15 hours ago, Sandman said:

People bragging about how they "saw the totality!" sound exactly like the "I saw that band live!". People. Yeah, you and millions of others. You ain't special.

You didn’t see it, did you?

16 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

OJ Simpson has died. 

Juice was squeezed

its a shame he passed without having ever found the true killer as he pledged to do

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

its a shame he passed without having ever found the true killer as he pledged to do

Dozens and dozens of country clubs yet to be searched.

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It’s 2024 and I still have to show ID whenever I buy NyQuil or such… SMGDH. 
 

The post doldrums without CBK is starting to settle in, so bad the wife and I made a 4hr RT drive yesterday just to checkout Wegman’s. 

On 4/6/2024 at 10:30 AM, 52-80 said:

Seriously cant tell if the second person is a Judy Dench type lady or Elton John type dude

 

 

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Elton's great on piano, but he sucks on the organ. 

Of all the possible formats you can express months and days, this might be the absolute worst.

My kid's daycare sending a calendar table with the weeks of June 17-->21, June 24-->28, July 1-->5, etc:

 

 

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10 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Of all the possible formats you can express months and days, this might be the absolute worst.

My kid's daycare sending a calendar table with the weeks of June 17-->21, June 24-->28, July 1-->5, etc:

 

 

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25 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Of all the possible formats you can express months and days, this might be the absolute worst.

My kid's daycare sending a calendar table with the weeks of June 17-->21, June 24-->28, July 1-->5, etc:

 

 

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That's awful.  The only thing worse would to list in in binary.

8 minutes ago, SurlyGator said:

That's awful.  The only thing worse would to list in in binary.

Motherfucker trying to calendarize the dewey decimal system

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