March 3, 20196 yr I realized tonight that my life is very boring compared how it was just five years ago. it's not even that I wish it was the same as it was. it's just that I realized that despite all the stuff that is better, it is definitely more boring.
March 3, 20196 yr There's several places like that in the deep south (though not necessarily centered around higher education)---Athens, Charleston, Asheville, pockets of Eastern Tennessee, some areas of SE Kentucky, Ozark areas, et. al. And then there's just the usual shitstains of society like College Station, Tuscaloosa, Columbia, Knoxville, Gainsville/Orlando.......Wait, I'm noticing a pattern here. Gainsville/Orlando?Lolwut?That's like saying College Station/Austin.
March 3, 20196 yr Publix could rival HEB if they ever decided to come to Texas. Nope. Not even close. Now the other way around HEB if it came to FL would kick Publix ass. I would kill for a Central Market in Orlando.
March 3, 20196 yr I think the scene in Die Hard where Ellis goes in to negotiate with Hans Gruber could have been improved with a few minor dialogue edits. McClane: Ellis, what have you told them? Ellis: I told them we were old friends and I used to butt-fuck you McClane: Ellis, you shouldn't be doing this. McClane: Hans, this asshole is not my friend! I just met him tonight! I don't know him! Jesus Christ, Ellis! These people will kill you! Tell them you don't know me! Ellis: John, How can you say that after all the times I butt-fucked you? See the idea is that you leave it a little bit ambiguous, so that the viewer spends the rest of the movie wondering if Ellis' claim of butt-fucking John McClane was like, a cocaine induced hallucination, or if they were in truth gay men.Fuck off aggy boy. Nobody wants to hear your aggy fap pron.
March 3, 20196 yr I would like there to be a panel discussion made of people who let their pants sag below their ass as well as people who put truck nuts in their trucks. I want to hear the genuine answers as to why they do such things and why they think it’s cool. Then I want the funniest comedians to roast the ever living fuck out of them for being so fucking stupid. It should be taped and shown in high schools. What kind of a tard would put truck nuts IN their truck?
March 3, 20196 yr Saw this earlier...The first person to hear a parrot talk probably wasn’t right for days. 'es fucking snuffed it!
March 3, 20196 yr After reading this thread I have come to the conclusion that Fleet Enema is best in life.
March 3, 20196 yr "Bacon" is the new thing..? http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhwMdVdR56i9NaHvbu
March 3, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, MrPhlegm said: Gainsville/Orlando? Lolwut? That's like saying College Station/Austin. My bad, I remember them being closer the couple of times I made that drive. How about this—-both Gainesville and Orlando do are shitholes that I would never raise a family in.
March 4, 20196 yr My bad, I remember them being closer the couple of times I made that drive. How about this—-both Gainesville and Orlando do are shitholes that I would never raise a family in. Yes indeed Orlando is a shithole, a horrible horrible shithole, as is Austin. Put the word out in Noo Yawk and Califuckedup.
March 4, 20196 yr The new Godzilla movie doesn't look very goodimgur> ...I'll still see it.Is that our friend Hamm?
March 4, 20196 yr i randomly fantasize about just picking up and moving to somewhere like bozeman, montana. is that crazy? i like their housing stock too.
March 4, 20196 yr On 3/3/2019 at 7:53 AM, Seasick Sailor said: I realized tonight that my life is very boring compared how it was just five years ago. it's not even that I wish it was the same as it was. it's just that I realized that despite all the stuff that is better, it is definitely more boring. felt this way since i got married. :ducks:
March 7, 20196 yr I wonder if Jags Fan still looks like that, or if he changed his look. I would change my look. He must have had hundreds of people coming up to him doing his WTF motion.
March 7, 20196 yr I wouldn’t, greatest gif of the internet. If he plays it right, could be as lucrative as “LET’s GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLEEEE!!! Dude.
March 7, 20196 yr On 3/4/2019 at 4:15 AM, 52-80 said: i randomly fantasize about just picking up and moving to somewhere like bozeman, montana. is that crazy? i like their housing stock too. Try fantasizing about the women in Bozeman, Montana.
March 7, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, El Diablo said: Try fantasizing about the women in Bozeman, Montana. There was one?
March 13, 20196 yr So what I've done is mixed up my newsfeed so that I'm getting, all in the same feed: Coindesk (CryptoCurrency news) NY Times The Economist Cracked.com The Onion So the game I play is to figure out, without looking, which of the above the article I'm reading came from.
March 13, 20196 yr On 3/1/2019 at 8:12 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said: And exactly why would anyone pay him to appear? If you do pay him, does he give a speech or something or does he just “appear” at some point?
March 13, 20196 yr Try fantasizing about the women in Bozeman, Montana.Are you not familiar with Burt’s work?
March 14, 20196 yr On 3/2/2019 at 8:18 AM, PilotsError said: I know we had to grow, but I miss the old airport....Mueller or whatever. I liked the feel of it. It was cozy and comfortable. Best time I had there was to watch the UT football team returning from the 1969 Arkansas game after defeating pig 15-14 to win the MNC. We had to park on a street a couple of blocks away by some cheesy motel. 10,000 Horn fans swarmed all through the terminal building and flooded outside to the outdoor covered concourse. Scores of fans climbed up on the roof, and drunks running around on the runway delayed some flights. No telling what the waiting passengers thought. When the Longhorn charter, a 727, taxied up to its spot on the parking apron, several thousand of us surrounded the plane cheering. When the rear air stair door dropped down from the tail and a startled DKR came halfway down, a huge roar erupted from the boisterous mob. Royal ran back up the stairs, but then reappeared with some staff & players and gave a brief thanks for the homecoming welcome. Good times, and nobody got arrested or killed.
March 15, 20196 yr On 3/13/2019 at 7:26 PM, Armybrat said: Best time I had there was to watch the UT football team returning from the 1969 Arkansas game after defeating pig 15-14 to win the MNC. We had to park on a street a couple of blocks away by some cheesy motel. 10,000 Horn fans swarmed all through the terminal building and flooded outside to the outdoor covered concourse. Scores of fans climbed up on the roof, and drunks running around on the runway delayed some flights. No telling what the waiting passengers thought. When the Longhorn charter, a 727, taxied up to its spot on the parking apron, several thousand of us surrounded the plane cheering. When the rear air stair door dropped down from the tail and a startled DKR came halfway down, a huge roar erupted from the boisterous mob. Royal ran back up the stairs, but then reappeared with some staff & players and gave a brief thanks for the homecoming welcome. Good times, and nobody got arrested or killed. Man I too was there that night . Unreal as was the Drag.
March 15, 20196 yr On 3/3/2019 at 10:41 AM, kopp0e said: A classic throwback to a great little rascally film: Worked with the kid in the very front with the sideways blue cap. He is now an accountant in Dallas.
March 16, 20196 yr I’m sure I’d buy one if she could show me she could pour it in those jars nude without getting any on her tits
March 16, 20196 yr Is it a thing for kids to watch YouTube videos of somebody playing video games? I couldn't imagine watching a video of somebody playing asteroids or bill Walsh college football back in the day.
March 16, 20196 yr I had no idea what the name of the song Incense and Peppermints by Strawberry Alarm Clock was until about three days ago. I also didn’t know any of the lyrics. That didn’t stop me from singing along.
March 18, 20196 yr On 3/15/2019 at 9:38 PM, markstanco said: Is it a thing for kids to watch YouTube videos of somebody playing video games? I couldn't imagine watching a video of somebody playing asteroids or bill Walsh college football back in the day. Not only is it a thing, but there is an entire platform/app dedicated to it (Twitch)
March 18, 20196 yr Watching people opening toys is a thing, so I'd imagine watching people clip toenails is probably also a thing. Pretty much anything is a thing. There's 7 billion people in the world, most of whom are of questionable taste, so yeah, watching people playing video games is a thing.
March 19, 20196 yr On 3/13/2019 at 1:45 PM, Rimbo said: So what I've done is mixed up my newsfeed so that I'm getting, all in the same feed: Coindesk (CryptoCurrency news) NY Times The Economist Cracked.com The Onion So the game I play is to figure out, without looking, which of the above the article I'm reading came from. I lost the game today with this article: Devin Nunes sues Twitter for allowing accounts to insult him not the onion
March 19, 20196 yr I got sucked down a rabbit hole once of watching videos of people pop massive blackheads once. It goes from interesting to relieving to fucking gross pretty quick. But yeah, I watched several.
March 20, 20196 yr 32 minutes ago, mushroomface said: Fuck pollen. What was your face like before pollen?
March 20, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, mushroomface said: Fuck pollen. When you reflect that allergies are really just our bodies' adverse reaction to other entities having sex, it certainly gives you pause to think.
March 20, 20196 yr I was walking from the train station to my office in downtown Chicago this morning, and it was raining enough that many people were using umbrellas. While standing in the crowd at a crosswalk waiting for a light to change, I noticed a guy with what appeared to be an unusually well-engineered umbrella that was small enough for use in tight city spaces (incidentally, fuck you, golf umbrella in the city guy - get some spatial awareness) so I made a note of the brand and figured I'd buy one. https://bluntumbrellas.com/products/metro?variant=48176192904 Motherfucker is $60 plus shipping! For a small umbrella! I can buy a dozen or more cheap shitty ones to lose, break in the wind, shove up Iconoclast's ass, or give away for that kind of money. At least those clowns realize the absurdity of a $70 umbrella, because for a cool $20 more, you can add on a Tile location tracker for when you inevitably lose it. Sheer lunacy.
March 21, 20196 yr It made the list of the Top 10 Umbrellas for those who make such lists. You can get another one of the top 10 (in compact size) for in the $20s.
March 21, 20196 yr Sometimes the guys who act poor are the rich ones and the ones who act rich are the poor ones.
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