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3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If she was, we'd have heard about it a million times by now. 

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In Chinese, you need a cow if you want count articles of clothing.

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件, the measure word for clothing, e.g. "one sweater" is "一毛衣" or "two shirts" is "两衬衫“

牛, the right half of 件, is a moo moo cow

 

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2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

In Chinese, you need a cow if you want count articles of clothing.

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件, the measure word for clothing, e.g. "one sweater" is "一毛衣" or "two shirts" is "两衬衫“

牛, the right half of 件, is a moo moo cow

 

If you think about it, cows are necessary for more things than the public realizes. Coward, more cowbell, cowl (no batman), coworker (lonely all day), I'm sure there are more but it's 8pm here and I'm a little drunk. 

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On 11/14/2024 at 1:39 PM, Helobious said:

I just learned that Cher’s real name is Cherilyn Sarkisian. Wonder if she’s related to Steve

If I could turn back time.

I watched The Autopsy of Jane Doe yesterday. The dead chick had an amazing rack and body.

9 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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Just to clarify, go back to being a 6 YO in 1980? Or stay in 2024 and be 6 years old?

If it's the first, the red pill ALL. THE. WAY.

 

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

Just to clarify, go back to being a 6 YO in 1980? Or stay in 2024 and be 6 years old?

If it's the first, the red pill ALL. THE. WAY.

 

Perhaps you've considered this, but you're likely also trading your wife, and definitely trading your kids in that scenario. 

5 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Perhaps you've considered this, but you're likely also trading your wife, and definitely trading your kids in that scenario. 

negative. You can still meet your wife at the same exact time and place and know exactly what to say. You can still fuck at the exact time to have the exact same kid. 

You would just be a billionaire instead of poor

5 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

negative. You can still meet your wife at the same exact time and place and know exactly what to say. You can still fuck at the exact time to have the exact same kid. 

You would just be a billionaire instead of poor

Do you ejaculate one sperm at a time? 

4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Do you ejaculate one sperm at a time? 

Yes, at my age 😁

44 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Perhaps you've considered this, but you're likely also trading your wife

Go on…… 

54 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Perhaps you've considered this, but you're likely also trading your wife, and definitely trading your kids in that scenario. 

Hmmm. Yup, let’s take that red pill and I’d marry someone who isn’t so serious all the time.

 I’m sure the kids will be just fine with their au pair and at boarding school. 

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Completely changing topic, our renovation project is almost done. Just need some shower doors that’ll get here next week. The before…

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and after…

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And a slight tangent to the renovation post above. The renovation went smoothly. My complaints on the finished product was the floors were higher than original so I need a different threshold; and I didn’t like where he put the towel ring…

But I gotta tell you. If you’re a contractor, doesn’t matter how great you’re doing during construction, you need to finish STRONG.

He insisted he didn’t need a dumpster after the demo work was done, and he’d just use my regular trash can. It worked okay until he left me 6 bags of trash - mainly packaging, styrofoam and the floor protection paper. I’m driving out to a landfill in a few minutes to get rid of all of it  

 

 

Are the mirrors LED?

We’re redoing our bathroom this summer. Ripping out the 6ft jetted tub and replacing with a walk-in shower. Turning current shower (28”x28”, small church) into a linen closet. 
 

Ripping out the double vanity, and going with 2 independent, with a floor to ceiling cabinet in between.

Been looking at mirror options, and wanting to do something like yours, but more narrow and taller. 

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Completely changing topic, our renovation project is almost done. Just need some shower doors that’ll get here next week. The before…

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and after…

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Looks awesome. We’re re-doing two guest baths as we speak. I don’t know if I have before pics. I’ll try to put that together when it’s all done. 

59 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Are the mirrors LED?

We’re redoing our bathroom this summer. Ripping out the 6ft jetted tub and replacing with a walk-in shower. Turning current shower (28”x28”, small church) into a linen closet. 
 

Ripping out the double vanity, and going with 2 independent, with a floor to ceiling cabinet in between.

Been looking at mirror options, and wanting to do something like yours, but more narrow and taller. 

Yes they’re LED mirrors. I found them on Amazon. They have all sort of sizes. What’s cool now is most of them can change colors from warm to stark white. 

Nipple in not listed in the Roget's 21st Century Thesaurus.
 

But “tuning in Tokyo” is.

Need some help.

Trying to find the aggy v Texas final game audio in Spanish when Justin Tucker kicked the kick. Maybe I’m searching wrong, but I can’t find it and I’ve even posted it before.

its mildly amusing to me that british people want to get personalized license plates, but are not allowed to, so theres a big secondary market to re-sell license plates that is vaguely similar to what people might want.

so someone named Gary will pay lots of money for a plate that read "1AM 6ARY"

5 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

its mildly amusing to me that british people want to get personalized license plates, but are not allowed to, so theres a big secondary market to re-sell license plates that is vaguely similar to what people might want.

so someone named Gary will pay lots of money for a plate that read "1AM 6ARY"

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What exactly are the Bills, really. 
 

and based on the helmet design, shouldnt the nfl team be called the Buffalo Buffalos?

24 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas and I’m ok with that

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Why does it bother people so fucking much when people decorate for Christmas?

Some people want to enjoy it for more than a month.

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Because it’s a beating. We can have Christmas when Christmas gets here.

And it fucks Thanksgiving out of its rightful reverence.

On 11/16/2024 at 8:10 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Do you ejaculate one sperm at a time? 

Mine just shoots dust

Why do comedians talk about themselves as if theyre a special breed of people (perhaps more than any profession), and why are the people they insist as “a comedian’s comedian” almost never funny?  

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Why does it bother people so fucking much when people decorate for Christmas?

Some people want to enjoy it for more than a month.

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We leave our lights up through Chinese New Year instead.

Go late rather than start early.

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Because it’s a beating. We can have Christmas when Christmas gets here.

And it fucks Thanksgiving out of its rightful reverence.

So bitchass 

37 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Why do comedians talk about themselves as if theyre a special breed of people (perhaps more than any profession), and why are the people they insist as “a comedian’s comedian” almost never funny?  

Well, here's Tina Friml, who literally is a Special breed of person, making fun of just that.

Current favorite comedian, btw.

"I judge the quality of a nightclub by what drugs the bouncer thinks I'm on..."

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So bitchass 

I for one will not give up the fight for Thanksgiving

I for one will not give up the fight for Thanksgiving

Our local Home Depots had Christmas stuff out before Halloween.

I like to think that the wives of all those managers at HD, celebrate a birthday month!
3 hours ago, tbone_ said:

And it fucks Thanksgiving out of its rightful reverence.

Hey, Indians- here’s some pumpkin pie!  And smallpox. 

5 hours ago, nnm said:

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We always started getting stuff out Sunday after Thanksgiving. 

Hey, Indians- here’s some pumpkin pie!  And smallpox. 

I try not to think about that. But instead focus on delicious food, football, nice weather, and 4-5 days off without having to stress about buying presents.

Our house turns into Santa's Village of the Damned on Black Friday. It's like the plague. You can't stop it. It's gonna happen.

 

42 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We always started getting stuff out Sunday after Thanksgiving. 

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4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

We leave our lights up through Chinese New Year instead.

Go late rather than start early.

I’m lazy enough to leave my tree up all year. It’s got a bunch of light combinations so I just switch it to whatever the next holiday is. 

On 11/15/2024 at 2:23 PM, closetohumping said:

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Pre or post taxed, cause if I have to make a claim on it, it wouldn't really be 10 mil.

On 11/18/2024 at 3:03 PM, nnm said:

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And this year with Thanksgiving being the latest it can be, Christmas will get here quickly.

Less than four weeks later.

63 and never owned a robe until just recently, may start shopping for a pipe soon. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

63 and never owned a robe until just recently, may start shopping for a pipe soon. 

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On 11/18/2024 at 2:21 PM, ztejas said:

We always started getting stuff out Sunday after Thanksgiving. 

My take:  If people want to set it up before hand that is good, but after doing that and testing it...turn it off until after Thanksgiving.

Wife and I have big decorations including light show with music and multiple large blow ups.  We have been setting it up for the last week and testing it some at night to check bulbs/lights/radio signal and the programming.  It runs when we are testing/fixing things but then is turned off.  Our official "launch" is Friday after Thanksgiving with neighbors, friends, snacks, hot cocoa and baileys.

26 minutes ago, ABSR said:

multiple large blow ups

You are awarded zero points and may God have mercy on your soul. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

You are awarded zero points and may God have mercy on your walmart soul. 


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