March 27, 20187 yr I'm having an ocular migraine right now. Had my first one about 3 months ago and thought I was having a stroke or something. Everything on the internet tells me these are no big deal and if it doesn't lead to a headache then just sit back and enjoy the show. It's like I dropped a hit of acid that only lasts about 30 minutes. Weird shit. Still seems like this should be a bigger deal than just "nothing to worry about."
March 27, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, GhostRider said: Why do my fingernails grow faster than my toenails? Toe nails are in the shade all day and fingernails get a lot of sun. Duh.
March 28, 20187 yr 54 minutes ago, Whitman said: No good in your life can come from posting in CR/Politics forums. Browse occasionally, shake your head, and then leave before engaging. Even browsing the Politics forums destroys my faith in humanity. Occasionally, a world event will generate a political and non-political thread. I have inadvertently clicked on the wrong one, and it's the equivalent of inadvertently falling asleep In an outhouse instead of my own bed.
March 28, 20187 yr Why is water wet? How come I only get one sock back after washing / drying? Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
March 28, 20187 yr Everyone knows what the speed of light is. But what is the speed of dark? Edited March 28, 20187 yr by General Specific
March 28, 20187 yr If Jack helped you off your horse, would you help Jack off? Edited March 28, 20187 yr by General Specific
March 28, 20187 yr So I was bored on the plane today and clicked on Shaggy through Tapatalk. Clicked on a thread from SBBruin. Hadn't realized that anarchy had broken out in regards to nudes. Some little old lady in row 1 got her a nice peek of a hairy snatch before I could back out of the thread. Sorry if that is your grandma.
March 28, 20187 yr Why was it “Yo quiero Taco Bell” instead of just “Quiero Taco Bell”? Isn’t the “Yo” uneccesary because of the conjugation?
March 28, 20187 yr 31 minutes ago, Spankytoes said: Why was it “Yo quiero Taco Bell” instead of just “Quiero Taco Bell”? Isn’t the “Yo” uneccesary because of the conjugation? Dogs can't be expected to know proper conjugation.
March 28, 20187 yr On 3/25/2018 at 2:06 PM, !!!HOTDOGS!!! said: At least a nibble. I'd be delicious I'm sure Username checks out.
March 28, 20187 yr Why was the shaggy server running land thieves? and why didn’t we use that to our advantage ?
March 28, 20187 yr I'm not asian, but sometimes if i cant see something very well, i squint my eyes and its clearer.
March 29, 20187 yr I was just reminded that it's almost April Fools Day. Which means stupid companies posting fake shit on social media trying to be humorous.
March 29, 20187 yr There is no where to stop and go piss north of Seymour if you are headed to Lubbock. Next time I am stopping at the sketchy looking gas station that appeared closed in some god forsaken wide spot in the road
March 29, 20187 yr I’ve used the same razor for like 6 months now with no complaints while new razors cut my face all the time.
March 29, 20187 yr Author 16 minutes ago, In re UofA said: I’ve used the same razor for like 6 months now with no complaints while new razors cut my face all the time. I have a trimmer and a razor for my neck that I've had for over a year. No complaints here either.
March 29, 20187 yr On 3/27/2018 at 6:29 PM, beer said: Monicles have yet to make a comeback It's because hipsters and douchebags wear them ironically.
March 29, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, In re UofA said: I’ve used the same razor for like 6 months now with no complaints while new razors cut my face all the time. That is just crazy talk
March 29, 20187 yr Why is it that no matter what color shirts I wear, the lint in my belly button is always the same blueish grey color? You need to wear more colored t-shirts.I harvest my lint every morning before showering, and once I have a sufficient crop, I mail it to my friends.
March 29, 20187 yr I accidentally clicked on a post in Cloak Room, or whatever the fuck we are gonna call it over here. Jesus those people are fucking stupid.
March 29, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, irishtexan said: I accidentally clicked on a post in Cloak Room, or whatever the fuck we are gonna call it over here. Jesus those people are fucking stupid. I agree, and your idea probably warrants a thread. It's like when I went to the Colorado Springs Zoo and watched a gorilla eat his own shit. None of us need to see either one.
March 29, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: You need to wear more colored t-shirts. I harvest my lint every morning before showering, and once I have a sufficient crop, I mail it to my friends. How fucking big is your bellybutton?
March 29, 20187 yr At a new pizza joint for lunch now. I am only person in here and they fucking hand me a number to put at my table for my order.
March 29, 20187 yr 25 minutes ago, Mac8111 said: At a new pizza joint for lunch now. I am only person in here and they fucking hand me a number to put at my table for my order. What if someone walks in right after you?
March 29, 20187 yr On 3/27/2018 at 6:14 PM, Whitman said: No good in your life can come from posting in CR/Politics forums. Browse occasionally, shake your head, and then leave before engaging. I hang and post here for the lulz. The last thing i want to think about when i'm trying to have a good time is some poster's political view. Damn what a buzzkill. That's why i stay away from that hole. I can separate them from their views but i'd rather not have to exert the effort.
March 29, 20187 yr What's the deal with people wearing sneakers, and... their heel is just dangling off the side of one of the sneakers? Hard to describe, here's an artist's representation from the back - is your foot fucked up? you have a ... club.... leg... or some shit? Or you just stand like a an idiot and eventually your shoe gave up? What's going on here?
March 29, 20187 yr 56 minutes ago, Celery Man said: What's the deal with people wearing sneakers, and... their heel is just dangling off the side of one of the sneakers? Hard to describe, here's an artist's representation from the back - is your foot fucked up? you have a ... club.... leg... or some shit? Or you just stand like a an idiot and eventually your shoe gave up? What's going on here? I’ve noticed some straining side leather on shoes. Edited March 29, 20187 yr by In re UofA
March 30, 20187 yr Being left handed, I tie my shoes "backwards" and the loops sit vertical on my shoes. For some reason I've tried tying them "correctly" and it's tough trying to redo 35 years of a habit.
March 30, 20187 yr Being left handed, I tie my shoes "backwards" and the loops sit vertical on my shoes. For some reason I've tried tying them "correctly" and it's tough trying to redo 35 years of a habit. Being left handed, I always put my belt on upside down (without even knowing it) until I got a buckle as a graduation gift. It fucks me up for a second to put on a different belt now.
March 30, 20187 yr 10 hours ago, Mac8111 said: At a new pizza joint for lunch now. I am only person in here and they fucking hand me a number to put at my table for my order. What number?
March 30, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, Mac8111 said: 143 Too bad it wasn't 1. That would've been really funny.
March 30, 20187 yr Sometimes I wish I had a weed guy. I could probably find one, but i also hate dealing with weed guys.
March 30, 20187 yr Miss riding my friends ATVs. He was an only child, but his dad bought three ATVs (basically for friends). Damned good times. That banshee and raptor were something else. Yamaha warrior was heavy but still fun. Rode those things for like 3 straight years.
March 30, 20187 yr Everyone knows what the speed of light is. But what is the speed of dark?faster than light. longer calf muscles or some shit.
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