March 21, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said: For the record, this is a thoroughly sufficient rain protection device: Not in Austin
March 21, 20196 yr I'm sitting in the lobby at my doctor's office, looking out the window at a strip mall where Pancho's used to be. It's now the Brazos County Family Court Annex. That sucks.
March 21, 20196 yr even if the topic sounds interesting, sometimes I can look at whose name is in the Last Post By and already know I don't want to read the discussion like these people aren't bad enough to be on literal Ignore, but they're just so dumb/tendentious/unfunny that it's a beating reading around them Edited March 21, 20196 yr by SwanderedTalent
March 22, 20196 yr Shark Trafficking? Who knew a thing like this existed. https://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/story/news/local/2019/03/20/shark-trafficking-lagrangeville-man-charged-after-dec-search/3227801002/
March 22, 20196 yr This would be a good seat to place in a large window, for specters to see the ass end... imgur>
March 22, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, Underdog said: Shark Trafficking? Who knew a thing like this existed. https://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/story/news/local/2019/03/20/shark-trafficking-lagrangeville-man-charged-after-dec-search/3227801002/ ......about that shark outside La Grange(ville). And you know what I'm talkin' about......
March 23, 20196 yr I wish it were Domino's or a better pizza place that came came up with the queso sauce pizza or the bacon wrapped crust deep dish, not Little Cesar's.
March 23, 20196 yr On 3/18/2019 at 1:59 PM, Walden Ponderer said: Watching people opening toys is a thing, so I'd imagine watching people clip toenails is probably also a thing. Pretty much anything is a thing. There's 7 billion people in the world, most of whom are of questionable taste, so yeah, watching people playing video games is a thing. What about all those pimple popping videos? It’s a world wide curse. Edited March 23, 20196 yr by Armybrat Somebody beat me to it
March 23, 20196 yr On 3/20/2019 at 6:52 PM, Prepuce of Doom said: I was walking from the train station to my office in downtown Chicago this morning, and it was raining enough that many people were using umbrellas. While standing in the crowd at a crosswalk waiting for a light to change, I noticed a guy with what appeared to be an unusually well-engineered umbrella that was small enough for use in tight city spaces (incidentally, fuck you, golf umbrella in the city guy - get some spatial awareness) so I made a note of the brand and figured I'd buy one. https://bluntumbrellas.com/products/metro?variant=48176192904 Motherfucker is $60 plus shipping! For a small umbrella! I can buy a dozen or more cheap shitty ones to lose, break in the wind, shove up Iconoclast's ass, or give away for that kind of money. At least those clowns realize the absurdity of a $70 umbrella, because for a cool $20 more, you can add on a Tile location tracker for when you inevitably lose it. Sheer lunacy. Mrs. Brat buys a bunch of $1 umbrellas at Dollar Tree.
March 23, 20196 yr On 3/20/2019 at 7:41 PM, Walden Ponderer said: It made the list of the Top 10 Umbrellas for those who make such lists. You can get another one of the top 10 (in compact size) for in the $20s. Mrs. Brat bought a compact umbrella that folds up to 6” length for $10. On 3/20/2019 at 11:16 PM, NorthLoop said: Not in Austin Legislature says you are incorrect.
March 23, 20196 yr This thread reminds me I need an umbrella. I don't think I've owned one for at least 5 years.
March 23, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Armybrat said: Mrs. Brat buys a bunch of $1 umbrellas at Dollar Tree. Or she could just buy one $20 umbrella that would last her the rest of her life.
March 23, 20196 yr 15 minutes ago, Zepol87 said: This thread reminds me I need an umbrella. I don't think I've owned one for at least 5 years. I just wear a hat when it rains.
March 23, 20196 yr 19 minutes ago, luke duke said: Or she could just buy one $20 umbrella that would last her the rest of her life. Or lose it the next day.
March 23, 20196 yr 33 minutes ago, Zepol87 said: This thread reminds me I need an umbrella. I don't think I've owned one for at least 5 years. Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever owned one. Doesn't rain much here.
March 23, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said: Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever owned one. Doesn't rain much here. Don’t need rubbers either?
March 23, 20196 yr 9 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Don’t need rubbers either? Like he said, not much rain there.
March 24, 20196 yr If you break the toilet at church, while informing none of the problem, is that a un-holy shit..? imgur>
March 25, 20196 yr Umbrellas: go to the coat check of a museum or restaurant that has one. Tell them you left an umbrella there a few months ago. They'll show you the ones people have left and forgot about. Pick one you like and take it. They'll be glad to get rid of it.
March 28, 20196 yr These 2 hotties are women’s basketball coaches... Molly Miller @ Drury Kelsi Musick @ SW Okla. St.
March 28, 20196 yr 11 hours ago, Underdog said: These 2 hotties are women’s basketball coaches... Molly Miller @ Drury Kelsi Musick @ SW Okla. St. Sorry to inform you horndogs but blondie up top lost, so there’ll be no scissoring at halftime with blondie below.
April 3, 20196 yr Had a weird dream last night: I stole a boat from my neighbor, the smallest of 3 boats that he had. Neighbor turned out to be Mike Pence. He sent me a letter saying he had footage of me on several security cameras stealing the boat, and asked that I return it. So I did. I don't even want to know what it means. Edited April 3, 20196 yr by Bat Guano
April 3, 20196 yr 24 minutes ago, Bat Guano said: Had a weird dream last night: I stole a boat from my neighbor, the smallest of 3 boats that he had. Neighbor turned out to be Mike Pence. He sent me a letter saying he had footage of me on several security cameras stealing the boat, and asked that I return it. So I did. I don't even want to know what it means. It means you should be more aware of who's lurking in your rose bushes at night when you fall asleep.
April 3, 20196 yr 50 minutes ago, Bat Guano said: Had a weird dream last night: I stole a boat from my neighbor, the smallest of 3 boats that he had. Neighbor turned out to be Mike Pence. He sent me a letter saying he had footage of me on several security cameras stealing the boat, and asked that I return it. So I did. I don't even want to know what it means.
April 4, 20196 yr 19 hours ago, Bat Guano said: Had a weird dream last night: I stole a boat from my neighbor, the smallest of 3 boats that he had. Neighbor turned out to be Mike Pence. He sent me a letter saying he had footage of me on several security cameras stealing the boat, and asked that I return it. So I did. I don't even want to know what it means. You took Mike Pence's dinghy. You know damn well what it means.
April 4, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said: You took Mike Pence's dinghy. You know damn well what it means.
April 4, 20196 yr 20 hours ago, Bat Guano said: Had a weird dream last night: I stole a boat from my neighbor, the smallest of 3 boats that he had. Neighbor turned out to be Mike Pence. He sent me a letter saying he had footage of me on several security cameras stealing the boat, and asked that I return it. So I did. I don't even want to know what it means. He has been scratching your wife's anchor.
April 4, 20196 yr To the man that is fucking either one or both of the 20somethings that just drove by me in a $200k Lamborghini - how do you do it?
April 4, 20196 yr 38 minutes ago, ztejas said: To the man that is fucking either one or both of the 20somethings that just drove by me in a $200k Lamborghini - how do you do it? How do you fuck two 20 somethings? Own a 200k Lamborghini, duh.
April 4, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: How do you fuck two 20 somethings? Own a 200k Lamborghini, duh. What came first, the two 20 somethings or the Lambo? Or the Lambo owner while fucking the two girls? I'm going to be up all night now...
April 4, 20196 yr The Lambo reeled in the 20 somethings. Money defeats pussy. Or at least gives it an equal chance.
April 6, 20196 yr Cave drawings that appear to depict aliens were merely early attempts at Photoshop.
April 7, 20196 yr I made a thread on this a couple mins ago called Sausage McGriddle but it probably belongs in here. What y’all boys think about the “lost city” or lost knowledge in general? I had to do a research paper on the culture of ancient civilizations a couple days ago. I came away pretty intrigued by the similarities & connections between these lost civilizations. I studied quite a few ancient civilizations & their origins. People from all over the globe. The Mayans, The Egyptians, The Gauls from France, Tribes from the Canary, Basques from Spain, Frisians from the Netherlands, Aztecs, Armenians tribes etc. All these people separated by time and distance, and yet they all talk of their origins from a submerged region of the Atlantic Ocean. I didn’t mention it in my paper but I thought I’d toss it out on surly full on off-season style
April 7, 20196 yr Thanks for reminding me that I have been intending to read Umberto Eco's Foucalt's Pendulum again.
April 8, 20196 yr I have liked all of Umberto Eco’s other books, but have never been able to finish Foucault’s Pendulum for some reason.
April 8, 20196 yr 54 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I have liked all of Umberto Eco’s other books, but have never been able to finish Foucault’s Pendulum for some reason. It's as if your interest swings from one side to the other.
April 8, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I have liked all of Umberto Eco’s other books, but have never been able to finish Foucault’s Pendulum for some reason. Blame it on the Rosicrucians.
April 8, 20196 yr 46 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said: There should be a wombat preserve around here somewhere. Do you mean that you're expecting to encounter a wombat preserve soon or that it would be a great idea to have one?
April 8, 20196 yr It’s taken me a couple years to realize it, but working an 8-5 job is really archaic & fucking stupid. I’m starting to hate it. But then again I also don’t usually work weekends, and my workday really is done once I leave the office... are those things worth the trade off?
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