December 12, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Desired anal leakage is surely a thing, right? You're offering to take on P&G on contingency, yes? It's been a few years, but I bet we can find enough leakers to make a class.
December 12, 20241 yr Desired anal leakage is fine when residing on the throne. At no other time is this acceptable except, maybe in the shower or the ocean.
December 12, 20241 yr You're offering to take on P&G on contingency, yes? It's been a few years, but I bet we can find enough leakers to make a class.You can check the unpopular opinions thread for participants!
December 12, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said: Desired anal leakage is fine when residing on the throne. At no other time is this acceptable except, maybe in the shower or the ocean. As an Engineer, I'd have to argue against "leakage" as a proper description of throne activity.
December 12, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Tex Long said: As an Engineer, I'd have to argue against "leakage" as a proper description of throne activity. Agree however…. If you have anal leakage it seems to be the best place to be.
December 12, 20241 yr Desired anal leakage is fine when residing on the throne. At no other time is this acceptable except, maybe in the shower or the ocean.When does Anal Leakage open for Waffle Stomp! That’s a shitty concert!
December 12, 20241 yr Merle Haggard was right…. “Before microwave ovens….”Fuck microwave ovens. They fucking suck. Whoever invented them needs to rot in Hell. Wrong. My wife tried arguing that once we got the air fryer, we didn't need the microwave. A microwave is a highly functional and efficient appliance.
December 12, 20241 yr Why do they call them Sea Lions? They look more like bears. They should call them Sea Bears.Often referred to as sea dogs around here.
December 12, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Tex Long said: I never heard of any anal leakage that wasn't unwanted, so it seems like a redundant phrase. Not sure if any other alleged foodstuffs cause anal leakage. 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Desired anal leakage is surely a thing, right? Edited December 12, 20241 yr by thunderlounge
December 13, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, tbone_ said: Bullshit. That’s the beauty of the f bomb, it can go anywhere in a sentence structure: Why do we fucking have so many fucking ultra fucking brites fucking open? I think you're on the right track. Why the fuck do we fucking have so fucking many fucking ultra fucking brites fucking open, goddammit?
December 13, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Desired anal leakage is surely a thing, right? Chocolate cream pie - pornhub channel.
December 13, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, thunderlounge said: Fuck the fucking fuckers. 6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: I believe the correct nomenclature is “Fuck you, you fucking fuck.”
December 13, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Sbbruin said: Often referred to as sea dogs around here. In Spanish they’re lobo marino I believe, Which makes sense. I went to the Galapagos and was able to get close to and interact with them. They are a lot like dogs. Their pups are super curious and act like dog puppies.
December 13, 20241 yr 15 hours ago, Sbbruin said: Often referred to as sea dogs around here. I'd like to think that there is some sailor's code dictating that when saying "Sea Dog" it must be followed with "Arrrrrrrr".
December 15, 20241 yr I’ve had neck and shoulder pain for most of 2024, and finally went to see a chiropractor that specializes in just adjusting the top 5 vertebrae. The doc said I would feel discomfort for the rest of the day as my neck realigns, and he wasn’t joking. My neck feels like a toothpick holding up a cannonball. And I’ve had a headache that is still lingering after 10 hours. Going to shut it down and go to bed. Let’s hope it’ll feel better tomorrow.
December 15, 20241 yr Geez you're brave or dumb letting a chiropractor torque on your cervical spine. Unless you've had an MRI that shows you have nothing structural going on that sounds like a recipe for disaster.
December 15, 20241 yr After I posted last night, the headache got really intense so I took some advil and went to bed. As for the neck and shoulder pain, I still hurt a bit when I woke up at 4AM on the couch, but it was gone when I got up at 9. I know several people who go to the same chiropractor. When you meet him, he seems like a quack, but the results speak for themselves.
December 15, 20241 yr Someone "stole" 7 lawn bags of old leaves from in front of my house. Maybe "stole" isn't correct but i collected the leaves and, after lunch, put 8 bags on the street for pickup tomorrow . Walked out an hour ago and only one is still there. No clue what someone plans to do with them
December 15, 20241 yr 30 minutes ago, AUinHsv said: Someone "stole" 7 lawn bags of old leaves from in front of my house. Maybe "stole" isn't correct but i collected the leaves and, after lunch, put 8 bags on the street for pickup tomorrow . Walked out an hour ago and only one is still there. No clue what someone plans to do with them Some teenager's dad is about to be super pissed off when he discovers they have been transplanted into his yard by the teenager's friends or enemies. Edited December 15, 20241 yr by Prepuce of Doom
December 16, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Superhero said: I know several people who go to the same chiropractor. When you meet him, he seems like a quack, but the results speak for themselves. And they say “Quack quack quack!”
December 16, 20241 yr No neck, shoulder and elbow pain this morning. First time in maybe 6+ months. Wish I hadn't waited so long to see this guy (again).
December 18, 20241 yr I trip out on this kind of thing. When you think about the exponential speed at which technology is developing, assuming that the arc continues, where will humanity go? Will it exist? Will we blend our thoughts with AI? And what about 1,000 years? 100,000 years? These are still miniscule amounts of time in evolutionary history. This site has some cool predictions. https://www.futuretimeline.net/timeline.htm
December 18, 20241 yr I trip out on this kind of thing. When you think about the exponential speed at which technology is developing, assuming that the arc continues, where will humanity go? Will it exist? Will we blend our thoughts with AI? And what about 1,000 years? 100,000 years? These are still miniscule amounts of time in evolutionary history. This site has some cool predictions. https://www.futuretimeline.net/timeline.htmI found that horribly depressing, and frightening for my kids and grandkids.
December 18, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Sbbruin said: I trip out on this kind of thing. When you think about the exponential speed at which technology is developing, assuming that the arc continues, where will humanity go? Will it exist? Will we blend our thoughts with AI? And what about 1,000 years? 100,000 years? These are still miniscule amounts of time in evolutionary history. This site has some cool predictions. https://www.futuretimeline.net/timeline.htm Quote 2084 • Conventional meat is becoming obsolete
December 19, 20241 yr I cringed when Mrs Brat said she wanted to go shopping at the Round Rock Outlet mall. I’ve avoided the place for almost 10 years, but am pleased to see there are very few shoppers here. of course there are the ubiquitous idiots walking around shouting with their Bluetooth phones.
December 19, 20241 yr 15 minutes ago, Armybrat said: I cringed when Mrs Brat said she wanted to go shopping at the Round Rock Outlet mall. I’ve avoided the place for almost 10 years, but am pleased to see there are very few shoppers here. of course there are the ubiquitous idiots walking around shouting with their Bluetooth phones. Undefeated. ❤️
December 19, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Js1 said: Does every outlet mall look exactly the same? I thought he was in Mercedes.
December 19, 20241 yr Popular Post Having a mansplaining session with Miz Long this afternoon, on when holding is or is not called in football. Included the difference between holding by offense versus by defense, then devolved into (a) why refs call or not (mostly depending on what Louie and Fingers tell them the Boss wants), and (b) why hold in the first place. Having gotten through that, more or less, she asked how the coaches could break the holding habit of their players. Practice scrums with actual refs, sure, okay... but... Here's her (almost) random thought: like those dog-training shock collars, why not shock jocks? What? Well, if you get a jolt in the balls any time you hold, wouldn't that train you? Finding it hard to disagree that it might just work.
December 19, 20241 yr Just now, Scheiss Meister said: Miz Long sounds kinky. I bet she's thought about shocking your junk. Thought about?
December 19, 20241 yr Miz Long sounds kinky. I bet she's thought about shocking your junk.The battery and clamps are in her Amazon cart.
December 19, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Tex Long said: Finding it hard to disagree that it might just work. Not sure I can disagree either. So long false starts.
December 19, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, tigol said: The battery and clamps are in her Amazon cart. Not unless her Amazon cart is in the laundry room.
December 19, 20241 yr 46 minutes ago, thunderlounge said: Not sure I can disagree either. So long false starts. Unless the other team figures out the frequency and zaps a couple of linemen while they're set. Recipe for false starts.
December 20, 20241 yr so when we say "i need to prep for my next meeting" we all understand it really means "i expected this meeting to end early and I really gotta take a shit" right?
December 20, 20241 yr 17 minutes ago, Rimbo said: so when we say "i need to prep for my next meeting" we all understand it really means "i expected this meeting to end early and I really gotta take a shit" right?
December 22, 20241 yr My coworker is great at bargain hunting. Some of the stuff he came up with in the past were amazing, but the latest one takes the cake. He’s leasing a 2023 Mercedes EQS SUV for $500/mo. No money down, got the $7,500 federal tax credit. So he’s essentially driving around in a $115K after TT&L car for less than $200/mo. Im constantly amazed by what he comes up with.
December 25, 20241 yr I'd rather be watching a college all-star game or lesser bowl than any of these NBA games, and fuck the NFL with this Netflix bullshit. Edited December 25, 20241 yr by Underdog
December 26, 2024Dec 26 I'd rather be watching a college all-star game or lesser bowl than any of these NBA games, and fuck the NFL with this Netflix bullshit.But, Beyoncé pretending to be country…
December 26, 2024Dec 26 When I say that I don’t believe I’m better than someone else, many times that’s as flagrant as a lie can be.
December 26, 2024Dec 26 When I say that I don’t believe I’m better than someone else, many times that’s as flagrant as a lie can be. Yep, I share your confession.And to be clear, that’s not because I think I’m particularly great. I’m kinda shitty, think and do lots of stupid shit, etc.It’s just that the vast majority of people are REALLY shitty, and REALLY stupid. So, “better” is very much a relative term.
December 26, 2024Dec 26 Random thought today as I heard Snoop Dogg pitching T-Mobile or iPhones on the radio (and yes, I listen to terrestial radio because I'm old). Is Gen X propping this guy up? Boomers are like Linda Tripp-- this Snoop Doggy guy is violent and his music is vitrolic and don't let our kids listen to it. Millennials weren't alive when Snoop Dog was popular save for like 6 weeks when the "Drop it like it's hot" Pharrel song was big 20 years ago. Gen Z and Alpha don't know who this guy is, musically. He's their black Willie Nelson as a weed champion for legalization and culture, at best. But Gen X. We love Snoop. We were the prime audience for MTV when Snoop's videos were on every other song and Death Row was a thing. We made The Gourds cover of Gin & Juice an unironic and cringy staple at our fraternity mixers. Enjoying Snoop is/was our personality. We've taken a self-admitted violent gang-banger, who was once on trial for murder, and whose lyrics are the definition of misogny and turned him into a face of consumerism for an aging generation based on us not wanting to get old. How else do we explain his appeal to cover the 2024 Olympics, his iPhone jingles, podcast with Martha Stewart, etc.? Edited December 26, 2024Dec 26 by Vegas64
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