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If Jesus were alive today, would he drive a car (or van or truck)?

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Shoulda wrote something about snoop if ya wanted to be in the 10k club, just sayin…

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

Random thought today as I heard Snoop Dogg pitching T-Mobile or iPhones on the radio (and yes, I listen to terrestial radio because I'm old).

Is Gen X propping this guy up?

Boomers are like Linda Tripp-- this Snoop Doggy guy is violent and his music is vitrolic and don't let our kids listen to it.

Millennials weren't alive when Snoop Dog was popular save for like 6 weeks when the "Drop it like it's hot" Pharrel song was big 20 years ago.

Gen Z and Alpha don't know who this guy is, musically. He's their black Willie Nelson as a weed champion for legalization and culture, at best.

But Gen X. We love Snoop. We were the prime audience for MTV when Snoop's videos were on every other song and Death Row was a thing. We made The Gourds cover of Gin & Juice an unironic and cringy staple at our fraternity mixers. Enjoying Snoop is/was our personality.

We've taken a self-admitted violent gang-banger, who was once on trial for murder, and whose lyrics are the definition of misogny and turned him into a face of consumerism for an aging generation based on us not wanting to get old.

How else do we explain his appeal to cover the 2024 Olympics, his iPhone jingles, podcast with Martha Stewart, etc.?

Sheeet, now wal-mart sells Snoop Christmas merchandise.

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sheeet, now wal-mart sells Snoop Christmas merchandise.

Shiiiiiz, I ain't afraid of you mofos

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sheeet, now wal-mart sells Snoop Christmas merchandise.

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How else do we explain his appeal to cover the 2024 Olympics, his iPhone jingles, podcast with Martha Stewart, etc.?

Snoop is mainstream pop culture cool now.  Nothing to do with his music. 

 

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Yep, I share your confession.
And to be clear, that’s not because I think I’m particularly great. I’m kinda shitty, think and do lots of stupid shit, etc.
It’s just that the vast majority of people are REALLY shitty, and REALLY stupid. So, “better” is very much a relative term.

Those of us who have read many of your posts, and sometimes manifestos, want to back you up on this.

And since the rest of us here are nothing like that it really stands out.

On 12/19/2024 at 11:32 AM, Armybrat said:

I cringed when Mrs Brat said she wanted to go shopping at the Round Rock Outlet mall. 
I’ve avoided the place for almost 10 years, but am pleased to see there are very few shoppers here.

of course there are the ubiquitous idiots walking around shouting with their Bluetooth phones.

 

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Man I avoid that place like the plague.

I am only about five minutes away too.

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On 12/26/2024 at 8:06 AM, bernorange said:

10,000th reply to this thread...

If Jesus were alive today, would he drive a car (or van or truck)?

He drove a car. Duh. A Honda, in fact. But he didn't talk about it. John 12:49 -- "For I do not speak of my own Accord, ..."

On 12/26/2024 at 10:06 AM, bernorange said:

10,000th reply to this thread...

If Jesus were alive today, would he drive a car (or van or truck)?

CC02730 Volkswagen Campervan - Peace Love and Music

The week of living like a bachelor ends today as the wife comes home from her trip to DFW. 

On 12/15/2024 at 4:27 PM, AUinHsv said:

Someone "stole" 7 lawn bags of old leaves from in front of my house.  Maybe "stole" isn't correct but i collected the leaves and, after lunch, put 8 bags on the street for pickup tomorrow . Walked out an hour ago and only one is still there. No clue what someone plans to do with them

guess what.  they came back and took 12 bags last night after dinner. Really puzzled on this. Maybe I can get them to bag the leaves the next time

4 minutes ago, AUinHsv said:

guess what.  they came back and took 12 bags last night after dinner. Really puzzled on this. Maybe I can get them to bag the leaves the next time

Were they coca leaves?  Who the hell steals any other kind of leaf?

5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

He drove a car. Duh. A Honda, in fact. But he didn't talk about it. John 12:49 -- "For I do not speak of my own Accord, ..."

Jesus is my Pilot

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

The week of living like a bachelor ends today as the wife comes home from her trip to DFW. 

You've probably got time to crank it in the living room another time or two. 

1 hour ago, AUinHsv said:

guess what.  they came back and took 12 bags last night after dinner. Really puzzled on this. Maybe I can get them to bag the leaves the next time

It’s someone looking for mulch for their garden. My neighbor comes and gets some of my ten billion leaves every year. 

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

You've probably got time to crank it in the living room another time or two. 

Baby, I’m not from Havana. 

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

CC02730 Volkswagen Campervan - Peace Love and Music

My son - 1994..…

 

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I went through three of those buses, one in Europe, one in Africa, one in Texas, albeit only one was a Westphalia, and all in 60's and early 70's. The flat-4 air-cooled engine was a Porsche Sr. design intended for small aircraft, and one of the great engines ever made, used in both buses and Beetles. American mechanical maintenance was a disaster, though. Keeping #3 cylinder's valves adjusted was a once-a-month fifteen minute job, but had to be done with the engine stone-cold, not just cooled off. Do that and it runs forever. Pop on the 1600cc jugs, and run 70-80mph all day at 30mpg. 

On 12/26/2024 at 9:07 AM, Vegas64 said:

Random thought today as I heard Snoop Dogg pitching T-Mobile or iPhones on the radio (and yes, I listen to terrestial radio because I'm old).

Is Gen X propping this guy up?

Boomers are like Linda Tripp-- this Snoop Doggy guy is violent and his music is vitrolic and don't let our kids listen to it.

Millennials weren't alive when Snoop Dog was popular save for like 6 weeks when the "Drop it like it's hot" Pharrel song was big 20 years ago.

Gen Z and Alpha don't know who this guy is, musically. He's their black Willie Nelson as a weed champion for legalization and culture, at best.

But Gen X. We love Snoop. We were the prime audience for MTV when Snoop's videos were on every other song and Death Row was a thing. We made The Gourds cover of Gin & Juice an unironic and cringy staple at our fraternity mixers. Enjoying Snoop is/was our personality.

We've taken a self-admitted violent gang-banger, who was once on trial for murder, and whose lyrics are the definition of misogny and turned him into a face of consumerism for an aging generation based on us not wanting to get old.

How else do we explain his appeal to cover the 2024 Olympics, his iPhone jingles, podcast with Martha Stewart, etc.?

What the sigma.

in just saw there was a Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl Game in college football.

sheesh:

On 12/26/2024 at 7:57 PM, InkaUtexas said:

Why are HEB corn flakes made in Germany?

If true, I think we have just found the real reason @Brisketexan is in Germany.  He is obviously about ready to execute some sort of Ocean's 11-style corn flake heist.  I have a feeling there will be a news story when we wake up on January 2nd about a massive break-in and theft from a warehouse in Germany where thieves took a supply of corn flakes valued in the millions.  Authorities will say the only clues left behind by the thieves are an empty tin that once held sardines, the wrapper from a sleeve of crackers, and an empty bottle of Crystal hot sauce.

Why are HEB corn flakes made in Germany?

Because Aldi.
10 hours ago, ScottS said:

If true, I think we have just found the real reason @Brisketexan is in Germany.  He is obviously about ready to execute some sort of Ocean's 11-style corn flake heist.  I have a feeling there will be a news story when we wake up on January 2nd about a massive break-in and theft from a warehouse in Germany where thieves took a supply of corn flakes valued in the millions.  Authorities will say the only clues left behind by the thieves are an empty tin that once held sardines, the wrapper from a sleeve of crackers, and an empty bottle of Crystal hot sauce.

Not sure about theft. For all of Brisket’s flaws, he’s not dishonest. The authorities would find an IOU. 

46 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Not sure about theft. For all of Brisket’s flaws, he’s not dishonest. The authorities would find an IOU. 

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I love a parade... was always a thing Mom & I did on Tday and on NYD was watch the parades. 

People talk about Germany’s crippling financially after WWI leading to WWII because of the economic results of various treaties and what not.  Doesn’t seem that accurate to me because they were a wealthy prosperous nation in the 1920s — the Weimar Republic started and ended in financial turmoil, but the middle wasn’t at all.   They just got crushed by the Great Depression.  

And the Jews, right?

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

And the Jews, right?

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Men vs Women when sick… 

Women: I’m cold, I’m hot, I’m cold again, can you bring me another blanket? I’m thirsty, feel my head, etc… 

Men: the fuck out of my face and stay away from me. 

I bet that no other TV series was responsible for employing as many bass clarinet players as The Twilight Zone.

Today I learned that the apocryphal story about Napoleon writing to Josephine "I'm coming home in XX days, don't wash" is indeed total bullshit.

This whole time I thought Napoleon was a fan of stank pussy. But his only known writing about female genital smell was this -

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I want to introduce you to a charming woman who is crazy about you and only wants you. Although this seemed a little suspicious to me, I asked him to bring her to me. She didn't speak a word of French, and I didn't speak a word of German. I liked her so much that I spent the night with her. She was one of the most pleasant women I've ever known, no smell. When day broke, she woke me up and I've never seen her since. I never knew who she was.

So it was quite the opposite. He liked odorless puss.

I've been lied to my entire life.

Football players who do dumb shit with their eyeblack should be launched into the sun. 

Borderline blackface, and it makes college players look like they’re still in HS
7 hours ago, ajax said:

Today I learned that the apocryphal story about Napoleon writing to Josephine "I'm coming home in XX days, don't wash" is indeed total bullshit.

This whole time I thought Napoleon was a fan of stank pussy. But his only known writing about female genital smell was this -

So it was quite the opposite. He liked odorless puss.

I've been lied to my entire life.

The fuck does this have to do with Notre Dame/Penn State.

59 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The fuck does this have to do with Notre Dame/Penn State.


Napoleon was a leprechaun?

 

Saying "rest in power" when people pass away is hyper cringe.

Same for "rest in metal" for rock musicians or any of the other variants.

Idk I bet Dimebag would be ok with Rest in Metal.

1 hour ago, ajax said:

Saying "rest in power" when people pass away is hyper cringe.

Same for "rest in metal" for rock musicians or any of the other variants.

How do you feel about "rest in piss" for someone you hate?

56 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Idk I bet Dimebag would be ok with Rest in Metal.

I love Dimebag and I would say the traditional rest in peace. Rest in metal just sounds stupid.

6 hours ago, ajax said:

Saying "rest in power" when people pass away is hyper cringe.

Same for "rest in metal" for rock musicians or any of the other variants.

Same with rest in my cock in porn

12 hours ago, ajax said:

Same for "rest in metal" for rock musicians or any of the other variants.

This work better for you? 

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Soul hat should have had national .success and blown up.

Bob Schnieder as well...

 

5 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Soul hat should have had national .success and blown up.

Bob Schnieder as well...

 


 

 

Why the fuck is buying paper towels and toilet paper so goddamn complicated?

 

6=12 Doubles

18 Mega = 72 Regular 

8=24 Triples

Fuck it all

It's windy as fuck outside. It's probably blowing a sustained 25 mph now with gusts up to 45 mph.

 

I have 2 extra trash bins in front of my house. Not sure who they belong to.

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