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Well in fairness we didn’t have Russian hackers selling massive databases of stolen identities on the dark web back then.

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4 hours ago, nnm said:

We had our SSNs printed on our college student IDs back in the 80s. It was common to have them pre-printed on your checks too. 

I also remember checking exam scores in the hallways of various UT buildings that listed name and full SSN.  Crazy to think about now.

I got in bed an hour ago. Then 30 minutes ago the CO2 alarm said “get up and change my batteries”.

No, not at 7 or 8a, not during the day and I hear it when I roll in, it’s always just before midnight.

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

I got in bed an hour ago. Then 30 minutes ago the CO2 alarm said “get up and change my batteries”.

No, not at 7 or 8a, not during the day and I hear it when I roll in, it’s always just before midnight.

fire and co2 detector devices are a conspiracy by the Big 9V Battery industry.  change my mind.

On 2/20/2025 at 11:22 AM, tigol said:


Then why do these truck owners leave them running constantly? Some fuckers won’t even turn them off at the pumps. They sure as fuck don’t when they run in for their 12 pack.

Because they don’t want to have to wait those previous few extra seconds for the coils to heat up. Duh

5 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Why are you monitoring CO2 levels? Or did you mean CO? 

Probably CH4, given the "Stanco" in his user handle.

5 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Why are you monitoring CO2 levels? Or did you mean CO? 

Local warming concerns

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

I got in bed an hour ago. Then 30 minutes ago the CO2 alarm said “get up and change my batteries”.

No, not at 7 or 8a, not during the day and I hear it when I roll in, it’s always just before midnight.

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1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

Why are you monitoring CO2 levels? Or did you mean CO? 

I hate a flat beer.  

3 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Why are you monitoring CO2 levels? Or did you mean CO? 

Maybe he's a time-travelling, giant centipede type creature that needs to maintain higher oxygen levels in his home to survive.

CO2, otherwise known as New Carbon Monoxide

8 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Why are you monitoring CO2 levels? Or did you mean CO? 

Maybe he's on Apollo 11.

Besides, CO2 has more O, so it has to be twice as bad, now doesn't it?

Do other countries (Germany, Ecuador, Russia, Laos, etc) have stupid ass millennial moms naming their kids some absolute bullshit names like on r/tragedieigh?

8 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

Do other countries (Germany, Ecuador, Russia, Laos, etc) have stupid ass millennial moms naming their kids some absolute bullshit names like on r/tragedieigh?

Not necessary newly-invented zoomer names, but they all have names of low class stereotypes.

Wayne in UK. Ronny is really really crass in Norway. Kevin in Germany and neighboring countries too, derived from tacky people trying to Americanize their kids.

I’m 1/4 Japanese with the rest a mix of predominately Chinese and some European genes. But I gotta tell ya, I totally have a thing for Japanese women in their 40s and 50s.

The way they carry themselves, the way they dress, the confidence, etc. Much more appealing than other Asian women. 

Yall need these knipex pliers in your livesIMG_0279.thumb.jpeg.af79e4fb93a74c1615ed6239de2cb0b8.jpeg

I’ve been sick of Samuel L Jackson for several years. He’s way over-exposed to the sports crowd. He’s on every other commercial.  I’ve been a fan since Pulp Fiction, but now his voice and persona just grates on me. 

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On 3/20/2025 at 5:39 PM, Superhero said:

I’m 1/4 Japanese with the rest a mix of predominately Chinese and some European genes.

So solly.

Asian airline flight attendants prove that you can be gorgeous and great at your job at the same time.

I think we set our expectations too low on US carriers  

 

3am. Chronic insomnia thought

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Turns out they fucking do!

7 hours ago, Superhero said:

Asian airline flight attendants prove that you can be gorgeous and great at your job at the same time.

I think we set our expectations too low on US carriers  

 

Don’t forget Mexican weather ladies. 

13 hours ago, nnm said:

I’ve been sick of Samuel L Jackson for several years. He’s way over-exposed to the sports crowd. He’s on every other commercial.  I’ve been a fan since Pulp Fiction, but now his voice and persona just grates on me. 

Haven’t really noticed that with SLJ, but I’m at this point with Snoop

20 hours ago, Superhero said:

Asian airline flight attendants prove that you can be gorgeous and great at your job at the same time.

I think we set our expectations weight and age requirements too low on US carriers  

 

Fixed it.

TIL that Taco Bell was started by a guy named "Bell"

 

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Followed a link to my FB page, and saw there are 10+ friend requests from Asian hotties.

Their FB pages are all the same... a few pictures of flowers and cityscapes and shit. A few posed photos. That's it.

 

Seriously, what are they hoping to accomplish with these?

2 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Followed a link to my FB page, and saw there are 10+ friend requests from Asian hotties.

Their FB pages are all the same... a few pictures of flowers and cityscapes and shit. A few posed photos. That's it.

 

Seriously, what are they hoping to accomplish with these?

To scam some idiot out of their money

Think about how stupid and technologically illiterate the average person is.....   The average Facebook user is probably dumber than that, and falls for AI photos, Russian propaganda and scammers.

44 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Followed a link to my FB page, and saw there are 10+ friend requests from Asian hotties.

Their FB pages are all the same... a few pictures of flowers and cityscapes and shit. A few posed photos. That's it.

 

Seriously, what are they hoping to accomplish with these?

 

40 minutes ago, Js1 said:

To scam some idiot out of their money

Think about how stupid and technologically illiterate the average person is.....   The average Facebook user is probably dumber than that, and falls for AI photos, Russian propaganda and scammers.

Reply to them with the Tiananmen Square Copypasta:

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100% success rate.

btw... if there were any chance Surly wasn't banned in China already, it's gone now 🤣

32 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Wait… Li Li doesn’t really love me? 

Not long time... Too beaucoup 

3 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Not long time... Too beaucoup 

With me, it's not a problem.

15 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Not long time... Too beaucoup 

I think we all know that's not the reason.

Superhero could've met the love of his life and ya'll scared him out of it.

Boarding our cats for our trip down to Texas this weekend and looked into dental work for one of them, suggested by Vet, and got estimate this morning… 

 

$2010.01 !!!! 

 

 

 

For a cat!!! 
 

 

Sorry, Bootsie. You can gum your food like your Sister. 

Using my standing desk at work. It makes me feel like some 80s keyboard player in a shitty band. By which I mean I feel cooler than normal while probably looking like a schmuck.

7 hours ago, Underdog said:

Sorry, Bootsie. You can gum your food like your Sister my grandma. 

FIFY

10 hours ago, Underdog said:

Boarding our cats for our trip down to Texas this weekend and looked into dental work for one of them, suggested by Vet, and got estimate this morning… 

 

$2010.01 !!!! 

 

 

 

For a cat!!! 
 

 

Sorry, Bootsie. You can gum your food like your Sister. 

... and one cent?

reminds me of this joke

 

 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

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Never has an absolutely amazing synth, from a terrific song, from a pretty darn incredible band, been made to look so lame.

17 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

... and one cent?

reminds me of this joke

 

 

Andy's comeback is outstanding, too.

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