August 11Aug 11 1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNJDmhQxQVA/?igsh=MTRobmpreTBoY2phMA== We’ve all been there.
August 11Aug 11 6 hours ago, Underdog said: Halle Berry is my only Free Pass allowed. So you don’t actually have one
August 11Aug 11 There's a regional VP at my wife's company named Leonard. He doesn't come around very often but when he does, my wife's boss gets antsy. I don't give a shit about any of that stuff, so any time she says something like "Leonard is coming next week and my boss is stressing out", I just start singing: "When Leonard finally caaaaaaame to California,". She doesn't know any Merle Haggard and that makes it even funnier when she looks at me like I'm speaking greek. I've been doing this for 5 years and it's still funny to me.
August 11Aug 11 I get 24 months free service for my 4runner through Toyota Care. I wish I'd paid out of pocket elsewhere and want to murder every motherfucker who works here.If you or your family works at a dealership how do y'all suppress the desire to eat a bullet fortnightly?
August 11Aug 11 10 minutes ago, DaysOff said: I get 24 months free service for my 4runner through Toyota Care. I wish I'd paid out of pocket elsewhere and want to murder every motherfucker who works here. If you or your family works at a dealership how do y'all suppress the desire to eat a bullet fortnightly? Try a different dealer. When I first moved out here, there was a Lexus dealer next door to an Acura dealer. The Acura dealer consistently had the highest ratings for service in the country, and it was easy to see why. The Lexus dealer... I went there once. After I went to a different dealer to fix what they fucked up, I went to a different one. They said I wasn't the first. I called the national complaint line to complain. They also had heard about that one dealer before.
August 11Aug 11 Every. Fucking. Time.Do rubes actually fall for this. I broke 13,000 miles on the drive over. Urge to kill rising.
August 11Aug 11 One of the crappy things about living in California is that no matter where you vacation the weather is shit
August 12Aug 12 Every. Fucking. Time.Do rubes actually fall for this. I broke 13,000 miles on the drive over. Urge to kill rising. I do this every 25k, but the first replacement is with a K&N so I can wash it and replace. Same with the engine air filter.
August 12Aug 12 I work with someone that cannot stand me because reasons. Every time she hears my voice she views it as an opportunity to absolutely shit on whatever I am saying.It’s getting fucking old.
August 12Aug 12 On 8/11/2025 at 8:37 AM, Prepuce of Doom said: "Leonard" (and especially "Leonhard") is a weird name. What about Lynyrd?
August 12Aug 12 19 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: One of the crappy things about living in California is that no matter where you vacation the weather is shit Hawaii is an exception. The weather there is awesome, especially in the evenings. Peru is also great in May. We were there many moons ago. T-shirt during the day and a light sweater in the evenings (just like SoCal).
August 12Aug 12 17 minutes ago, tigol said: I work with someone that cannot stand me because reasons. Every time she hears my voice she views it as an opportunity to absolutely shit on whatever I am saying. It’s getting fucking old. Pour a little bit of cheap whiskey on her office chair. Take her chair apart and hide pungent perishables inside. Many office chairs have a sort of hollow cylinder that can fit a few raw shrimp. Let it all marinate as long as necessary, and then when the rest of the office is enraged, trace the smell to her area and chair. Then, call her Stinkass until she quits.
August 12Aug 12 On 8/11/2025 at 8:43 AM, DaysOff said: Every. Fucking. Time. Do rubes actually fall for this. I broke 13,000 miles on the drive over. Urge to kill rising. You think changing your cabin air filter is a scam? Or you think paying someone else to do it for you is a scam?
August 12Aug 12 You think changing your cabin air filter is a scam? Or you think paying someone else to do it for you is a scam?Changing it at 13k miles sure as hell is.
August 12Aug 12 59 minutes ago, troph said: what about cottage cheese, I don't think I've ever tried it, am I missing anything? I like it with coarse black pepper. If you were the Lutheran ladies from my childhood you’d put it in a lime jello salad.
August 12Aug 12 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said: Changing it at 13k miles sure as hell is. I dunno. If it's damp or dusty where you live, that's not too soon.
August 12Aug 12 22 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: One of the crappy things about living in California is that no matter where you vacation the weather is shit Counterpoint: places with exposure to 4 distinct seasons is nice. gives sense of tempo and cyclicality to life. you feel the leaves change. you sense spring coming. you look forward to “grilling season”. you swap sandals for ski boots. etc.
August 12Aug 12 1 hour ago, Classic Rock said: I think that most people wear shoes that are too small.
August 12Aug 12 Just now, 52-80 said: Counterpoint: places with exposure to 4 distinct seasons is nice. gives sense of tempo and cyclicality to life. you feel the leaves change. you sense spring coming. you look forward to “grilling season”. you swap sandals for ski boots. etc. 1 million percent. My favorite climate is actually Denver’s four seasons. however, I’m in Hawaii and the weather sucks compared to SoCal. Just sayin
August 12Aug 12 what about cottage cheese, I don't think I've ever tried it, am I missing anything?I like it in my oatmeal for extra protein.I’ll also eat it with fruit for a protein boost as well. It is a nice change of pace.
August 12Aug 12 4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Pour a little bit of cheap whiskey on her office chair. Take her chair apart and hide pungent perishables inside. Many office chairs have a sort of hollow cylinder that can fit a few raw shrimp. Let it all marinate as long as necessary, and then when the rest of the office is enraged, trace the smell to her area and chair. Then, call her Stinkass until she quits. My daughter had a guy hassling her in college for being female in the Hardin Simmons Cowboy band. It was previously all male and he couldn’t stand it. She poured deer urine down the A/C inlet on his car. I don’t know if he ever knew she did it but she got a good laugh out of it.
August 13Aug 13 Peeing into the ocean while you're swimming takes a conscious effort to let your bladder go.
August 14Aug 14 On 8/12/2025 at 12:54 PM, Prepuce of Doom said: Pour a little bit of cheap whiskey on her office chair. Take her chair apart and hide pungent perishables inside. Many office chairs have a sort of hollow cylinder that can fit a few raw shrimp. Let it all marinate as long as necessary, and then when the rest of the office is enraged, trace the smell to her area and chair. Then, call her Stinkass until she quits. Oddly specific.
August 15Aug 15 If guys playing guitar outside of subways or on street corners really wanted to make some money, they should play classic rock guitar solos. I don't give those guys playing Ed Sheeran or whatever a second glance, but if I came out of the subway/metro/underground and a guy is playing Stranglehold or Layla, I'm gonna toss him a buck or two. If he plays Frankenstein, he gets a $10.
August 15Aug 15 2 hours ago, Sandman said: If guys playing guitar outside of subways or on street corners really wanted to make some money, they should play classic rock guitar solos. I don't give those guys playing Ed Sheeran or whatever a second glance, but if I came out of the subway/metro/underground and a guy is playing Stranglehold or Layla, I'm gonna toss him a buck or two. If he plays Frankenstein, he gets a $10. If he's playing Eruption, give him a gig.
August 18Aug 18 On 8/15/2025 at 5:05 PM, Ghost of NMAS said: If he's playing Smoke on the Water kick him in the nuts
August 19Aug 19 If you’ve never had marmite and butter on toast, you owe it to yourself to never try it. i had it as a kid living in South Africa and thought it was pretty good. 45 years later and ugh… waste of $6, straight into the trash.
August 19Aug 19 There's barely 1 or 2 companies making aftermarket stereo headunits retrostyled for a specific brand, typically Porsche. I always wondered, why doesnt one of these companies make a base head with interchangeable faceplace thats designed to look like BMW, Audis, Lexus, Honda, etc. Functionality remains identical. You can just change the colors and button shapes and fonts to match the broad aesthetics from those cars companies. Wouldnt that be a decent hit?
August 19Aug 19 Apparently there's a serial stabber in Frisco. This is the only photo they have of him.
August 19Aug 19 On 8/13/2025 at 4:06 PM, Superhero said: Peeing into the ocean while you're swimming takes a conscious effort to let your bladder go. Not for me. When i wade fish all day in summer i just let it rip whenever. So much so, that when Im back on land, Ican't hold it as long, and feel like Im going to piss myself.
August 19Aug 19 Just now, Born to Run said: Not for me. When i wade fish all day in summer i just let it rip whenever. So much so, that when Im back on land, Ican't hold it as long, and feel like Im going to piss myself. I also like to make eye contact with my wife when we are swimming or surfing and affect a blissful countenance. " You're peeing aren't you!?" Yep
August 19Aug 19 17 hours ago, Superhero said: If you’ve never had marmite and butter on toast, you owe it to yourself to never try it. i had it as a kid living in South Africa and thought it was pretty good. 45 years later and ugh… waste of $6, straight into the trash. No but i had a Vegemite sandwhich in Brussells from this tall and yoked baker.
August 19Aug 19 4 hours ago, thunderlounge said: Damn. Nicole’s disguises are getting better and better.
August 19Aug 19 24 minutes ago, Born to Run said: I also like to make eye contact with my wife when we are swimming or surfing and affect a blissful countenance. " You're peeing aren't you!?" Yep
August 19Aug 19 19 minutes ago, Born to Run said: No but i had a Vegemite sandwhich in Brussells from this tall and yoked baker. Never tried Vegemite. I think both get vile reviews. Apparently Marmite has a strong umami taste. I may rescue the jar and use it for stews when winter rolls around.
August 19Aug 19 22 minutes ago, Born to Run said: No but i had a Vegemite sandwhich in Brussells from this tall and yoked baker. Man, I bet the beer flowed and chundering soon commenced. Hope you took cover when the thunder started. Edited August 19Aug 19 by nnm
August 19Aug 19 The soundtrack to the home release of Mortal Kombat was made by a band named THE IMMORTALS. Who are THE IMMORTALS? Oh, nobody, really... just Praga Khan and Olivier Adams, much better known as the Lords of Acid. 19 minutes ago, nnm said: Man, I bet the beer flowed and chundering soon commenced. Hope you took cover when the thunder started. you'd better run
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