October 22Oct 22 At dinner with my wife's family. My SIL said most of fond memories involved food. I got to thinking about the memorable moments in my life, and yup, all about sex.
October 22Oct 22 4 hours ago, Superhero said: At dinner with my wife's family. My SIL said most of fond memories involved food. ¿Rules? (Or is she Vic Mackey qualified?)
October 22Oct 22 i love that thai people have "porn" as a part of their name. favorite employees in my company include: "Supaporn", "Thatsaporn" and "Pornipop"
October 25Oct 25 I've been using Google Gemini to clean up some vacation photos - getting rid of background people, adding little touches here and there. I've also been using it for work doing basic tasks for now, and want to figure out how to integrate it into workflow. Pretty amazing shit this AI thing.
October 25Oct 25 21 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Every living creature is a food processor. And/or a food generator.
October 25Oct 25 On 10/16/2025 at 4:08 AM, 52-80 said: some people get distracted at home, and want to get away from vices, kids, etc. This is me. I never have to actually go to my work, but at least once a week I will go for a few hours because I can't always focus at home. I usually do all the easy stuff at home with the TV going on in the back ground and save the stuff I really need to concentrate on to do at the store. In my case, I can also get some advice on certain issues from my coworkers, and that is easier to do in person.
October 25Oct 25 9 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said: This is me. I never have to actually go to my work, but at least once a week I will go for a few hours because I can't always focus at home. I usually do all the easy stuff at home with the TV going on in the back ground and save the stuff I really need to concentrate on to do at the store. In my case, I can also get some advice on certain issues from my coworkers, and that is easier to do in person. Same. When I need to focus I go to a quiet coffee shop and sit outside. A nice coffee, always eye candy, and I focus better.
October 25Oct 25 i like how manufacturers try to be clever about labeling made in china products. ive seen lots of things read "made in prc" (peoples republic of china). and now staring at a label of a shirt i have and its "made in anhui". anhui, i just learned, is a northern province of china.
October 25Oct 25 45 minutes ago, 52-80 said: i like how manufacturers try to be clever about labeling made in china products. ive seen lots of things read "made in prc" (peoples republic of china). and now staring at a label of a shirt i have and its "made in anhui". anhui, i just learned, is a northern province of china. Are you sure that's not just a typo and it was made in the good old U.S.A in Anahuac?
October 25Oct 25 funny thing related to that is if something is made in germany or france or denmark, itll proudly say so. if instead its made in estonia or romania, the label is instead just “made in europe”
October 26Oct 26 Popular Post I wanted a spot to note my niece finished 3rd in Wyoming 2A state Cross Country as a freshman.
October 26Oct 26 42 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said: I wanted a spot to note my niece finished 3rd in Wyoming 2A state Cross Country as a freshman. John Colter Memorial Run? 10 minutes ago, 52-80 said: how much of a strippers income is declared for taxes? 20%? All of it, if they’re smart.
October 26Oct 26 1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said: All of it, if they’re smart. what this question presupposes is... theyre not 🧐 like, i wonder if they get a minimum wage base-rate on the books just for showing up
October 26Oct 26 just saw that Nick Mangold died at 41, 9 days after publicly pleading for a kidney transplant because none of his family are O+ compatible donors. AI gave me these stats and they're wild: -11 people die daily waiting for transplants -90k people are on waitlist, with median wait time 3-5 years, longest is for type O
October 26Oct 26 3 hours ago, 52-80 said: how much of a strippers income is declared for taxes? 20%? None
October 26Oct 26 1 hour ago, 52-80 said: what this question presupposes is... theyre not 🧐 like, i wonder if they get a minimum wage base-rate on the books just for showing up They pay the house to work
October 27Oct 27 They pay the house to work When filing said tax paperwork, is this done under their "stage" name? WRITE NAME: Sparkles Johnson]
October 27Oct 27 12 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said: Related: Are fake tiddies a tax deduction as a legit business expense? Yes. “Chesty Love”. 1988 tax case.
October 27Oct 27 in the original Godfather, the 4-masted barque Moshulu was shown in front of Ellis Island when Vito Corleone snuck away to America in 1901. however, that ship was not christened until 1904, and only to work the grain trade in Australia. it would not have ferried people or otherwise made berth in New York. today the ship is permanently docked in Philadelphia to serve as a floating restaurant.
October 27Oct 27 Watching The Exorcist at 8:30 in the morning doesn’t have the same impact as watching it 8:30pm.
October 27Oct 27 TIL: Katie Ledecky (GOAT olympic swimmer) is related to the owner of the NHL's New York Islanders (uncle).
November 3Nov 3 from the age of 0 to Mike Gundy i had basically a hulk-like resistance to any pharmacology. didnt flinch from a jolt cola, couldnt relate to a 'sugar rush', coffee had the affect of water, nose candy smelled fake. i basically never got sick, so never had to be prescribed any medicine... though in college even dabbing with occasional rec use of things like vicodin and xanax didnt seem to do shit either. i dont know what was it about turning Mike Gundy that changed things, maybe it was catching covid the one time, but now im finally sensitive to all that shit. i just sipped an afternoon espresso and it felt like a 9v battery wired across my ears.
November 3Nov 3 2 minutes ago, 52-80 said: from the age of 0 to Mike Gundy i had basically a hulk-like resistance to any pharmacology. didnt flinch from a jolt cola, couldnt relate to a 'sugar rush', coffee had the affect of water, nose candy smelled fake. i basically never got sick, so never had to be prescribed any medicine... though in college even dabbing with occasional rec use of things like vicodin and xanax didnt seem to do shit either. i dont know what was it about turning Mike Gundy that changed things, maybe it was catching covid the one time, but now im finally sensitive to all that shit. i just sipped an afternoon espresso and it felt like a 9v battery wired across my ears. Getting old sucks thread is that way —->
November 4Nov 4 23 hours ago, 52-80 said: from the age of 0 to Mike Gundy i had basically a hulk-like resistance to any pharmacology. didnt flinch from a jolt cola, couldnt relate to a 'sugar rush', coffee had the affect of water, nose candy smelled fake. i basically never got sick, so never had to be prescribed any medicine... though in college even dabbing with occasional rec use of things like vicodin and xanax didnt seem to do shit either. i dont know what was it about turning Mike Gundy that changed things, maybe it was catching covid the one time, but now im finally sensitive to all that shit. i just sipped an afternoon espresso and it felt like a 9v battery wired across my ears. That was me and coffee around 35. I love coffee but I get the shakes after like 2 cups. Used to be able to drink it all day. Also heartburn. That has fucked my enjoyment of so many foods. Edited November 4Nov 4 by Jameslaw121
November 4Nov 4 51 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said: Also heartburn. That has fucked my enjoyment of so many foods. Prilosec once a day.
November 4Nov 4 22 hours ago, 52-80 said: from the age of 0 to Mike Gundy i had basically a hulk-like resistance to any pharmacology. didnt flinch from a jolt cola, couldnt relate to a 'sugar rush', coffee had the affect of water, nose candy smelled fake. i basically never got sick, so never had to be prescribed any medicine... though in college even dabbing with occasional rec use of things like vicodin and xanax didnt seem to do shit either. i dont know what was it about turning Mike Gundy that changed things, maybe it was catching covid the one time, but now im finally sensitive to all that shit. i just sipped an afternoon espresso and it felt like a 9v battery wired across my ears. I like how Mike Gundy is now a measure of time. So is a score just 1/2 of a Mike Gundy? And a Scaramucci is 1/2080 of a Mike Gundy? Edited November 4Nov 4 by Superhero
November 4Nov 4 1 hour ago, thunderlounge said: Prilosec once a day. I actually have the prescription version. And it still hurts pretty badly sometimes
November 4Nov 4 2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said: I actually have the prescription version. And it still hurts pretty badly sometimes Damn, sorry to hear that. Mine knocks it out really well, but I can tell if I miss a dose. Probably a good thing it works for me as I never could figure out exactly what would set it off.
November 4Nov 4 busting shit up to throw away is not nearly as fun when you are an adult as it is when you are a kid
November 5Nov 5 2 hours ago, thunderlounge said: Damn, sorry to hear that. Mine knocks it out really well, but I can tell if I miss a dose. Probably a good thing it works for me as I never could figure out exactly what would set it off. Me too. Some times I could eat Mexican food for breakfast, drink margaritas and whiskey. Follow it up with Cajun and Whiskey for dinner. And be fine. Other times, salad, water, mild food and it would set my heartburn off. I blame Tom Hermann
November 5Nov 5 6 hours ago, Superhero said: I like how Mike Gundy is now a measure of time. So is a score just 1/2 of a Mike Gundy? And a Scaramucci is 1/2080 of a Mike Gundy? Like how college football money is measured in Jimbos
November 5Nov 5 9 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said: Me too. Some times I could eat Mexican food for breakfast, drink margaritas and whiskey. Follow it up with Cajun and Whiskey for dinner. And be fine. Other times, salad, water, mild food and it would set my heartburn off. I blame Tom Hermann It’s the weirdest thing for sure. I’ve had a script for prilosec for 20 some years. Thought it was just a bad roll of the dice. However I’ve very recently found out that I have Burn Pit Exposure from my time in the ME, and 90% or better of what ails me can be caused by….. yep, burn pit exposure.
November 5Nov 5 1 hour ago, Js1 said: Like how college football money is measured in Jimbos And courics are a measure of weight.
November 5Nov 5 2 hours ago, thunderlounge said: It’s the weirdest thing for sure. I’ve had a script for prilosec for 20 some years. Thought it was just a bad roll of the dice. However I’ve very recently found out that I have Burn Pit Exposure from my time in the ME, and 90% or better of what ails me can be caused by….. yep, burn pit exposure. I say this with 100% sincerity...Thank you for your service.
November 5Nov 5 Are people who build miniature model trains just into trains, or are they into miniatures? Why is it always trains? Why so rarely miniature airports or mountain resorts or urban centers or an island or a race car track or etc.
November 5Nov 5 On 10/26/2025 at 8:25 PM, ROFL BOX said: Related: Are fake tiddies a tax deduction as a legit business expense?
November 5Nov 5 25 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: Can you blow an airport whistle? i mean if youre horny enough, i guess.
November 5Nov 5 20 hours ago, Superhero said: I like how Mike Gundy is now a measure of time. So is a score just 1/2 of a Mike Gundy? And a Scaramucci is 1/2080 of a Mike Gundy? The smoot /ˈsmuːt/ is a nonstandard, humorous unit of length created as part of an MIT fraternity pledge to Lambda Chi Alpha by Oliver R. Smoot, who in October 1958 lay down repeatedly on the Harvard Bridge between Boston and Cambridge, Massachusetts, so that his fraternity brothers could use his height to measure the length of the bridge.[1] Oliver R. Smoot was selected by his Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity pledgemaster because he was deemed shortest—which made measuring the bridge the most labor-intensive—and he was the "most scientifically named."[2][5] Smoot repeatedly lay down on the bridge, let his companions mark his new position in chalk or paint, and then got up again. Eventually, he wearied of the exercise and was carried thereafter by the fraternity brothers to each new position. One smoot is equal to Oliver Smoot's height at the time of the pledge, 5 feet 7 inches (1.7018 m). The bridge's length was measured to be 364.4 smoots (2,035 ft; 620.1 m) "± 1 εar" with the "±" showing measurement uncertainty and spelled with an epsilon to further indicate possible error in the measurement.
November 5Nov 5 Popular Post 1 hour ago, ABSR said: The smoot /ˈsmuːt/ is a nonstandard, humorous unit of length created as part of an MIT fraternity pledge to Lambda Chi Alpha by Oliver R. Smoot, who in October 1958 lay down repeatedly on the Harvard Bridge between Boston and Cambridge, Massachusetts, so that his fraternity brothers could use his height to measure the length of the bridge.[1] Oliver R. Smoot was selected by his Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity pledgemaster because he was deemed shortest—which made measuring the bridge the most labor-intensive—and he was the "most scientifically named."[2][5] Smoot repeatedly lay down on the bridge, let his companions mark his new position in chalk or paint, and then got up again. Eventually, he wearied of the exercise and was carried thereafter by the fraternity brothers to each new position. One smoot is equal to Oliver Smoot's height at the time of the pledge, 5 feet 7 inches (1.7018 m). The bridge's length was measured to be 364.4 smoots (2,035 ft; 620.1 m) "± 1 εar" with the "±" showing measurement uncertainty and spelled with an epsilon to further indicate possible error in the measurement. I knew Oliver Smoot. We both attended Taipei American School in Taiwan during the late 1950s. He was a senior while I was a freshman. After he graduated he went back stateside to attend MIT. Never heard anything about him until my brother met up with him at a TAS reunion 30 years ago. Then 20 years ago after I started messing around on the Internet, saw the MIT story about the Smoot “measurement” and it’s funny origin. This was our original campus in downtown Taipei then (the school moved to a large suburban campus in the 1960s):
November 5Nov 5 BTW - Smoot and his frat brothers were drunk at the time, which prompted the “historic” incident.
November 5Nov 5 4 hours ago, 52-80 said: Are people who build miniature model trains just into trains, or are they into miniatures? Why is it always trains? Why so rarely miniature airports or mountain resorts or urban centers or an island or a race car track or etc. Ask Rod Stewart.
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