March 30, 20187 yr Dark mattee is everything else.. so everything happens in relation to dark. Thus it has no speed. Ask me about neutrinos!Neutrinos, Ware rats in Louisiana?I’ll take neutrinos for 200.
March 30, 20187 yr On 3/29/2018 at 9:57 AM, Prepuce of Doom said: You need to wear more colored t-shirts. I harvest my lint every morning before showering, and once I have a sufficient crop, I mail it to my friends. I probably shouldn't show this to you, but I think you could really take your lint fetish to the next level with this Edited March 30, 20187 yr by retread
March 30, 20187 yr Author 12 hours ago, DougO said: "I think I'll start a thread about random thoughts that don't warrant a thread." I'm still dealing with the fever blister too.
March 30, 20187 yr 14 hours ago, yoshi said: Spaghetti always tastes better on the 2nd day. So does chili.
March 30, 20187 yr Just now, BurntEyes said: Jesus titty fucking Christ, are you from Ohio. Only reason one would think of chili in relation to a spaghetti post. Nope. When I read his post, I thought about other foods that are better the next day and then chili came to mind. I have never and will never allow spaghetti nor beans anywhere near my chili.
March 30, 20187 yr I really need to mow my back yard. But I just took advantage of the perfect weather to go sit outside and read, and I noticed how beautiful the grass rippling in the wind is.
March 31, 20187 yr I was just reminded that it's almost April Fools Day. Which means stupid companies posting fake shit on social media trying to be humorous. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
March 31, 20187 yr On 3/29/2018 at 8:11 PM, yoshi said: Spaghetti always tastes better on the 2nd day. try making your sauce a day before you want to eat it
April 1, 20187 yr Being left handed, I always put my belt on upside down (without even knowing it) until I got a buckle as a graduation gift. It fucks me up for a second to put on a different belt now.Probably need a "left handed problem" thread.
April 3, 20187 yr On 3/27/2018 at 2:34 PM, DarthBalls said: I use my phone for: weather, maps, music, video media, news, camera, photo library, wife locator, home security control, house thermostat, email, text messages, kitchen timer, food thermometer display, book reading, calorie log, crossword puzzles, phone calls, exercise log and general research tool. It's overwhelming and i don't think there is any way to go back to the way it was before. I liked it when you could get in your car and leave and nobody could get in touch with you.
April 3, 20187 yr On 3/25/2018 at 1:35 PM, GSU&UT said: Fever blisters suck Agreed. Whenever you feel one coming, get some hydrogen peroxide, dip a q-tip in it and rub it on your lip. It will sting but you will see pus come to the surface. Do this 3 times a day and it will go away quickly. You'e welcome
April 3, 20187 yr Do mobile home flood victims who refer say “i ain’t got no femur relief yet” really deserve any?
April 5, 20187 yr On 4/3/2018 at 6:05 PM, BurntOrangeCrush said: Agreed. Whenever you feel one coming, get some hydrogen peroxide, dip a q-tip in it and rub it on your lip. It will sting but you will see pus come to the surface. Do this 3 times a day and it will go away quickly. You'e welcome * no allopathic trials including prospective randomized control data were obtained in the offering of this folksy advice
April 6, 20187 yr I don’t understand ocean pressure at depth, and I’ve been scuba certified since age 12. I get the general concept but they have to make a submarine tank to get to the bottom of the Mariana Trench and the first thing they see down there is some type of soft-bodied skate. Why isn’t that thing crushed into a tiny ball when my head would implode miles above it?
April 6, 20187 yr 15 hours ago, Hanrahan said: I don’t understand ocean pressure at depth, and I’ve been scuba certified since age 12. I get the general concept but they have to make a submarine tank to get to the bottom of the Mariana Trench and the first thing they see down there is some type of soft-bodied skate. Why isn’t that thing crushed into a tiny ball when my head would implode miles above it? Because you touch yourself.
April 6, 20187 yr If your last name is Peterson, you will probably kill your wife(Michael, Drew & Scott).
April 7, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, LW Goatman said: A bit disappointed the blue moon isn't actually blue. Only in Kentucky.
April 8, 20187 yr On 3/31/2018 at 8:46 PM, Steamboat1874 said: Jupiter is the least of our worries... Uranus is a different story. So is Urmomsanus.
April 9, 20187 yr How would she not think so..? #SheGonGetIt... (if she so consents & is not of an inebriated capacity)]
April 9, 20187 yr I will always stop and glance over any issue from Sports Illustrated that has either: the latest swimsuit models or simply cheerleaders on the cover...
April 10, 20187 yr Quote Teen told to place band aids over perky nipples in Florida... The solution is simple, as she has 2 options: #1). #2).
April 10, 20187 yr Why do microwaves have 10 discrete power levels? I have never, ever used anything but 10 or 5. Are there seriously people out there that are like "3 is perfect but 4 is too fucking much!!"
April 10, 20187 yr There's a frozen breakfast sandwich that my son likes that is 30% for a couple of minutes and then 1 minute on high. Besides that, no.
April 10, 20187 yr You remember her as Starla in Napoleon Dynamite, but what she looks like now is truly jaw dropping!
April 11, 20187 yr There's a frozen breakfast sandwich that my son likes that is a couple of minutes on high.FIFY and saved you time and hassle.
April 11, 20187 yr I just had the most glorious belch I've had in years. Even my coworkers said gotdam, Dude.
April 11, 20187 yr 17 hours ago, tokamak said: Why do microwaves have 10 discrete power levels? I have never, ever used anything but 10 or 5. Are there seriously people out there that are like "3 is perfect but 4 is too fucking much!!" They have two power levels: on and off. The pre-programmed power levels are just ratios of time on vs. time off. Get a notepad and a non-metallic bowl full of water. Put the bowl of water in your microwave. Test each power level for a minute and record the period between power on and power off in your notepad. I don't know about you but I find it a lot better to reheat food in the microwave a little more slowly with an occasional stir. It might take me as long as five or six minutes to reheat a dish doing it that way. The horror.
April 11, 20187 yr I think I might have forgotten..? Where is NSAA..? (So I can stuff some of the "other" pics)...
April 11, 20187 yr Doesn't matter. You still haven't posted a pic. Imgur don't work on Surly (for the 1000th time).
April 12, 20187 yr I really hate it when I look at a chick's POF profile and she has like 8 photos and gets progressively fatter in each one. I guess Vic Mackey loves that, but I don't.
April 12, 20187 yr Every night without fail I wake up at 3:30 on the dot and it takes me at least an hour to go back to sleep. Why is that?
April 12, 20187 yr If USA is tied to the lizard people from outer space, Hello Zuk, and the lizard people hate the grey people are the greys in cahoots with Russia? Is that why we are always at odds with Russia despite being very similar? #conspiracythoughtexperiment #popcorn #ishouldwritescifi
April 13, 20187 yr Practically every weed that grows in my yard is edible. Most of them taste better than lettuce in any of the dishes in which I'd normally use lettuce.
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