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I always thought the weird shit on OSU helmets were flies.

 

I dont know what the fuck a Buckeye is.  I assume its something agricultural, but im not fully sure that Ohio is a farming state. 

 

Then I realized I dont know anything about Ohio at all. 

 

 

The stickers are meth leaves.

 

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

I always thought the weird shit on OSU helmets were flies.

 

I dont know what the fuck a Buckeye is.  I assume its something agricultural, but im not fully sure that Ohio is a farming state

 

 

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1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

I dont know what the fuck a Buckeye is.

Aesculus glabra is also known as the "Ohio buckeye". It's a nut tree, and the nuts look a bit like chestnuts.

Ohio, meanwhile, is a great place to grow tickets to any-fucking-where-else.

Glad I could help.

I just bought a box of Sugar Babies (the caramel-based candy, not a container of prostitutes) on impulse at the checkout lane. 

I haven't eaten them in probably 20ish years, and while it's possible that I got a lousy box, they were nowhere near as good as I remember. 

Your post made me randomly think of Good 'n Plenty.  Probably 20 years for me, wonder if they're still covered with that awful, brittle, purple and white coating.  I'd eat a whole box back in the day.

The best flavor combination in the world results from chowing down on Good 'n Plentys while smoking a Marlboro and drinking a Guinness from the tap. 

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Do they even make yo-yo’s anymore?

i remember in the early 1950s when they were a new thing, and a Duncan factory salesman demonstrated fancy tricks with the toy at the NCO club in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

I never could get the hang of the damn things.

Yep.  Buy several for Toys 4 Tots as stocking stuffers.  

TIL there is a shoe called a "Dickson Bootie".

Should be the most popular shoe in the world.

Where did the Cutthroat Chip King of Houston thread go?

On 11/27/2019 at 5:36 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

I just bought a box of Sugar Babies (the caramel-based candy, not a container of prostitutes) on impulse at the checkout lane. 

I haven't eaten them in probably 20ish years, and while it's possible that I got a lousy box, they were nowhere near as good as I remember. 

...but holy fucking shit, are Milk Duds 100x better than I remember them being. 

Do yourself a favor and pick up a box next time you have the opportunity. 

Sooner or later, North Carolina is going to legalize pot. When they do, not only will I grow it, but I will also market a brand new product: cannabis infused laxatives.

For Shits and Giggles

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Sooner or later, North Carolina is going to legalize pot. When they do, not only will I grow it, but I will also market a brand new product: cannabis infused laxatives.

For Shits and Giggles

How high were you when you came up with that idea?

On 11/27/2019 at 7:27 PM, Armybrat said:

Do they even make yo-yo’s anymore?

i remember in the early 1950s when they were a new thing, and a Duncan factory salesman demonstrated fancy tricks with the toy at the NCO club in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

I never could get the hang of the damn things.

I have a little regret that the excellent golden yellow Duncan yo-yo did not make the trip back to our house after my mom passed away. Our children were allowed to pick one or two items to bring back, and no one picked the click clacks either. I have to wonder if the click clacks sold at the garage sale (held by a family member) because I'd heard they were outlawed- - just looked online and yep, banned in 1985. I had a pair of purple and a pair of green.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I have a little regret that the excellent golden yellow Duncan yo-yo did not make the trip back to our house after my mom passed away. Our children were allowed to pick one or two items to bring back, and no one picked the click clacks either. I have to wonder if the click clacks sold at the garage sale (held by a family member) because I'd heard they were outlawed- - just looked online and yep, banned in 1985. I had a pair of purple and a pair of green.

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If someone had a bad enough diet, and they were in a confined space with no ventilation, could they kill themself with their own farts?

Are you putting them in your dill hole? 

Settle down Beavis.

Over half the wrestlers from Wrestlemania III (the last one I watched) are dead.  Most of them died before 60.  And most of them died from shit you wouldn't expect (not from steroids or shit like that).  Car accidents, overdoses, bullets, etc.  All kinds of shit that screams murder.  

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Over half the wrestlers from Wrestlemania III (the last one I watched) are dead.  Most of them died before 60.  And most of them died from shit you wouldn't expect (not from steroids or shit like that).  Car accidents, overdoses, bullets, etc.  All kinds of shit that screams murder.  

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selection_bias

At deer camp. We are all 48 years old. If he finishes the whole bottle he gets $200.0c9c51c52b0bac5ce2a19c00fb7752f9.jpg

What kind of a dick head do you have to be to be talking on your iPhone on speaker mode in the United club at 6:30am...?

What movie was that where somebody lets some deathly rotting pile of ass fart out their butt and then it wafts over to some guy talking on his cell phone and the guy shouts out, "Who the hell farted?  It's disgusting...I AM HERE ON BUSINESS!"  

That's what I pictured from the above two posts.  It was some barely funny comedy from about 10-20 years ago.  

I finally, after about a decade, figured out the answer to a question from my youth.  I swear I had previously googled and came up with nothing.

 

I had a memory of a cartoon as a kid that had a King and "Court Jester" villain.  The King would always yell at the Court Jest named "Shecky".  I swore it was the Smurfs.

Turns out it was a short lived Hanna Barbera ripoff called Biskitts. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Biskitts

 

It's like a splinter has been pulled out of my brain.

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Corduroy is an underappreciated fabric.

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3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It makes fat people a fire hazard

Yeah, THAT'S what makes fat people a fire hazard....

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