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On 9/9/2020 at 9:17 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

People who eat popcorn in public either have such flawless dentition that it's impossible a shell might get caught in their teeth, are missing the part of their brain that registers annoyance, or else they have no impulse control. 

Meeting exactly none of these criteria, I will only eat popcorn when brushing my teeth afterwards isn't an inconvenience. 

I've never thought this far ahead.....in regards to tooth maintenance.

I have, however, thought far enough ahead to have the old lady stash these in her European carryall when we go to the theater....

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I was  just thinking in the movie Speed Keanu Reeves says "Arizona... Good football team huh?" And that might be the most unrealistic thing about the movie... 

The year before that movie was shot, Arizona went 10-2, tied for the conference title, and the Desert Swarm defense was a thing. Things were never better for Wildcat football. That was the glory year. 

Keanu Reeves is the worst actor ever to get paid to do it.

51 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Keanu Reeves is the worst actor ever to get paid to do it.

By all accounts he's also one of the kindest people in Hollywood, so I say good for him. 

And it's obviously a judgment made in hindsight, but he's been pretty much perfect for every role he's played in my opinion. 

4 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Keanu Reeves is the worst actor ever to get paid to do it.

Kristen Wiig says hi. 

55 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Kristen Wiig says hi. 

As she’s walking past Gerard D’epardoo

The year before that movie was shot, Arizona went 10-2, tied for the conference title, and the Desert Swarm defense was a thing. Things were never better for Wildcat football. That was the glory year. 
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Fucking love that movie. It's completely in my families lexicon from sports to surfing or giving each other shit.
i stash floss sticks in the car, in the office, and have one in the everyday bag.
my swiss army tool also has a toothpick.
 
getting stuff stuck in my teeth is like...almost worse than a stone in my shoe.  ive tried flossing with a clothing thread before, in a pinch

This is the correct answer. Once you become a flosser, those things are essential.
Point Break is legitimately a really awesome movie.

I refuse to watch the remake because the original was perfect! Same with Willy Wonka.
I like that point break may be the most guy-movie ever made and it was directed by a woman.  

If a guy had made it, the love interest would have been much much hotter.

If a guy had made it, the love interest would have been much much hotter.
Yeah but as someone who surfs I crushed hard on homegirl. She didn't age well but that movie - would !

Jimmy La Fave should have been more popular and more successful.

Counterpoint. Some of his songs like his cover of "Girl from the North Country" make me wish I'd kicked him in the balls the times I met him.

On 9/26/2020 at 1:26 AM, Hate said:


I refuse to watch the remake because the original was perfect! Same with Willy Wonka.

never have watched the new Red Dawn for similar sentiments.

Today marks two months since I left Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Feels pretty good. I had intense FOMO at the beginning but now I realize that was bullshit. 

Today marks about the 15th year that I have never been on any of them.

I'm trying to decide if eating cajun wings from wingstop every week is worth the asshole destruction that they cause

2 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

I'm trying to decide if eating cajun wings from wingstop every week is worth the asshole destruction that they cause

These are my favorite.

I'm trying to decide if eating cajun wings from wingstop every week is worth the asshole destruction that they cause

You won’t know until you get older.
2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Today marks about the 15th year that I have never been on any of them.

X2   Drama free!

How long as and adult do you keep birthday cards after receiving them?

Good questions---when did the first accounts go public (as in "regular public", not insider/beta tests) on each of those three platforms?  I think Facebook spread past Harvard in 2005, right?  Then Twitter after it debuted at SXSW, but no idea what year that was...2011?  Then Insta shortly thereafter? 

And then I guess we're on the clock with Tik Tok.  And some say, that it won't stop.  

On 9/26/2020 at 6:14 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Kristen Wiig says hi. 

I like the kristen wiig

1 hour ago, Covri said:

How long as and adult do you keep birthday cards after receiving them?

As long as it takes to read them. Then they go in the trash. 

13 hours ago, Covri said:

How long as and adult do you keep birthday cards after receiving them?

Depends. If they are from your parents or kids and have a nice note? 

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That’s my favorite band. You’ve probably never heard of them.
1 hour ago, luke duke said:

That’s my favorite band. You’ve probably never heard of them.

 

My Canadian girl friend is a huge fan

I have a S10+ phone with auto updates turned off (because I am a REBEL). By doing that every now and again an app will disappear on my swipe screen.

What app was that? Did I use it?

At any given moment in current time, how many people on this planet are fucking?  

7 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

At any given moment in current time, how many people on this planet are fucking?  

How many are fucking me?

11 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

At any given moment in current time, how many people on this planet are fucking?  

Just goin' at it. /slatervoice

15 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

At any given moment in current time, how many people on this planet are fucking?  

Cue Amelie orgasm montage. 

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it's perfectly natural to want to "christen" a new piece of furniture by having sex with your spouse on it, you get a new bed or new couch, of course you're going to want to break it in that way

it's less natural to ask other people if they've broken in new furniture that way

Why the hell is there a run on Drano/Liquid Plumber right now?  The one time I need some and HEB is out of any drain unclogging stuff.  WTF is going on?

6 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Why the hell is there a run on Drano/Liquid Plumber right now?  The one time I need some and HEB is out of any drain unclogging stuff.  WTF is going on?

Inventories at my local HEB have been low to non-existent for months.  I suspect supply chain issues with production due to Covid.  Summer time is likely high demand period too.  I generally only need them when my AC units clog up the drain lines.

Run a 3or4:1 blend of distilled water/vinegar down your HVAC air handling unit (usually up in the attic in Texas).  Depending on the size of the unit, at least 15-20oz. of that blend.  And go clean out the exit end on the side of your house.  We had a moist summer (that's what she said), so you're gonna have mold buildup in there.  That's gonna fuck up your runoff and other drainage.  If you have to resort to Drano on the lines, you're already behind the fight like Tom Herman looking at Gary Patterson. 

I know you ladies probably own firearms, but still---stay safe out there.

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Translators. Let's say you can translate Italian and you are an English speaking texan.

 

Would it be hard for you trying to translate Italian being spoken by a Texan in their version of broken Italian?

 

 

 

 

Translators. Let's say you can translate Italian and your are and English speaking texan.

Would it be hard for you trying to translate Italian being spoken by a Texan in their version of broken Italian?



Can you repeat that, in English this time?

Grazie.
On 9/6/2020 at 3:23 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Yeah, but how are you keeping the carcass fresh for two months? 

Jerky

On 9/20/2020 at 10:29 PM, markstanco said:

Days of thunder
Road house

Tombstone

Easy Rider,Billy Jack

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