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Orb, Dream Weaver.  I believe you can bite me through the night.  

For at least 20 years I have been trying to remember the name of a movie I saw as a kid.  Just now I randomly came across it while scrolling through the guide.  The itch in my brain has finally been scratched.  Nearly orgasmic.

On 9/28/2020 at 6:15 PM, Covri said:

How long as and adult do you keep birthday cards after receiving them?

I throw them away that day and usually make sure the giver sees said reaction.

 

No fucks given.

2 hours ago, slorch said:

I throw them away that day and usually make sure the giver sees said reaction.

 

No fucks given.

Classy...

1 minute ago, After irth said:

Classy...

never have understood someone giving Hallmark $5 in the name of my birthday.   It's freaking stupid.

a phone call or handwritten note means way the hell more to me.

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2 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

For at least 20 years I have been trying to remember the name of a movie I saw as a kid.  Just now I randomly came across it while scrolling through the guide.  The itch in my brain has finally been scratched.  Nearly orgasmic.

Well??

Well??


Well, if I just told you immediately you wouldn’t get the same satisfaction as I did.

Roadhouse. 


I didn’t get hit in the head that hard.

Amy Coney Barrett has one of the sexiest voices I've ever heard. 

Don't care what you think of her politics. I would.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Even the sugar free cool whip is fine all by itself as a desert.

I can do Cool Whip Lite, but Cool Whip Free tastes like shit...

You're saying it weird, why you putting so much emphasis on the 'H'?  

7 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

I can do Cool Whip Lite, but Cool Whip Free tastes like shit...

Fuck sugar free or lite cool whip.....that is like ordering a diet coke with a double cheeseburger and large order of fries.

On 10/14/2020 at 7:57 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

patrick swayze GIF

"I always wanted to try you Dalton... I think I can take you"

21 hours ago, markstanco said:

Even the sugar free cool whip is fine all by itself as a desert.

Freeze it 

The movie was Treasure of the Four Crowns. It’s a 3D action adventure flick from 1983 that was mostly Spanish produced. It is so awful but the relief from finally knowing the name is great. It’s like Gymkata bad. So you know it’s good.

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:
28 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:
Freeze it 

Is it a rock or like ice cream? Sounds good...

Ice cream

add some almonds or pecans to level up

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When my gasoline "Miles to Go" indicator in my car gets below 100, I start thinking about filling up again.  That happened today, so I checked when my last fill up was, 03/15/2020!

In my late 40s I find myself mature, at least More so than obviously 20 years ago. But the rail on my stairs makes me 15 years old everytime I see this.


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It looks like you think you're Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and you're about to rape Beaker's mouth.

Anything else you wanna tell us...you sick fuck?

Nothing screams America like a $40,000 house with $50,000 worth of Halloween shit in the front yard...in September.

8 hours ago, Horn_Spanker said:

When my gasoline "Miles to Go" indicator in my car gets below 100, I start thinking about filling up again.  That happened today, so I checked when my last fill up was, 03/15/2020!

A few weeks ago i got to the gas pump with 1 mile to go. Never cut it that close before.

10 hours ago, DougO said:

A few weeks ago i got to the gas pump with 1 mile to go. Never cut it that close before.

I know for a fact that mine will go at least 10 more miles after it hits 0 to go.

I always wondered how they did those actor-looking-at-a-mirror shots in movies, where you can't see the cameras

 

Some shots are done at an angle with telephoto, so that's easy and obvious, but other shots are close up and wide and square and I have no idea

I once picked up a girl at a bar, in college, that had on crotchless panties. I mean what the fuck, why waste the money, just go commando.

CHIEF

Driving around stone oak tonight, saw a black BMW with a license plate that said “850 FICO”. Probably the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen. 

8 hours ago, Helobious said:

Driving around stone oak tonight, saw a black BMW with a license plate that said “850 FICO”. Probably the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen. 

lmao

12 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Ever seen the movie Contact? (If not, you should.)

 

director is a goddamn showoff

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

director is a goddamn showoff

That's sort of the job description, Einstein. 

Stumbled on You Oughta Know by Alanis Morisette on Sirius 90’s channel.

My god what a god awful screeching POS.  I remember her album being omnipresent in the early 90’s but hadn’t encountered much if any of it for probably a decade.  Wasn’t ever a fan, but that really hasn’t aged well.

It’s even better when you consider she’s singing about Uncle Joey from Full House. 

It’s funny you bring that song up as I’ve stumbled on it 2-3 times in the past week on Sirius. Their catalog is drastically shrinking by the day. Might be time to move on from Sirius/XM. The repeating of songs is reaching early days of free Pandora levels. 

21 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Stumbled on You Oughta Know by Alanis Morisette on Sirius 90’s channel.

My god what a god awful screeching POS.  I remember her album being omnipresent in the early 90’s but hadn’t encountered much if any of it for probably a decade.  Wasn’t ever a fan, but that really hasn’t aged well.

She always was horrible.  Alternative rock was desperate for a female icon.  

On 10/23/2020 at 9:29 PM, Helobious said:

Driving around stone oak tonight, saw a black BMW with a license plate that said “850 FICO”. Probably the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen. 

Is that even something to brag about.  I'm not even rich and I think I'm consistently in the 830s.  

Ever seen the movie Contact? (If not, you should.)
 

The second comment explains how it’s most likely done.
29 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


The second comment explains how it’s most likely done.

I know how it's done. It's just a classic shot from a great movie by a great author. 

On 10/19/2020 at 11:43 PM, markstanco said:

Even the sugar free cool whip is fine all by itself as a desert.

Stir in some Nestles Kwik for a real treat.

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