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On 10/23/2020 at 9:29 PM, Helobious said:

Driving around stone oak tonight, saw a black BMW with a license plate that said “850 FICO”. Probably the douchiest thing I’ve ever seen. 

Know the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

 

 

 

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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4 minutes ago, leaf said:

Know the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

 

 

 

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Lender's cactus!

Don't you mean "lender's caucus"?

Nah, cactus, lenders on the inside, pricks on the outside.

everyone has the dreams where they try to run but are frustratingly handicapped, like running in quick sand

 

well recently ive been getting dreams where im throwing a football and instead of a tight spiral it just flops 10 yards ahead.... like garrett gilbert

8 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

napoleon dynamite GIF

he still eligible?

Fuck this world and everything in it.  I'm tired, tired of hurting and tired of seeing the things I see. There, how's that for random?

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We've all had a shitty year.  Hopefully it ends in about 2 months, one way or another.  Hang in there Shooter.

34 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

We've all had a shitty year.  Hopefully it ends in about 2 months, one way or another.  Hang in there Shooter.

Trying, really don't care anymore

4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fuck this world and everything in it.  I'm tired, tired of hurting and tired of seeing the things I see. There, how's that for random?

Tough times don't last but tough people do.  Life has more to endure than enjoy.

Words of wisdom from my dad.  Hang in there Bro.

5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fuck this world and everything in it.  I'm tired, tired of hurting and tired of seeing the things I see. There, how's that for random?

I hear ya, brother. I've got no "look on the bright side" bullshit in me. People suck and are capable of infinite evil. I'll be at the bar.

7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fuck this world and everything in it.  I'm tired, tired of hurting and tired of seeing the things I see. There, how's that for random?

might i introduce you to something called Dog Fish Head 120 Minute IPA?

 Ekphrastic. Ran across that word today for the first time. Poets describing paintings. smdh that there's a word for it.

“The way he’s holding her.....it’s almost, filthy.”

-Ekphrastic Martin. 

18 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Tough times don't last but tough people do.  Life has more to endure than enjoy.

Words of wisdom from my dad.  Hang in there Bro.

If you stop and think about it, it's all about loss.  You lose everything eventually.  It's like the NFL.

6 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

If you stop and think about it, it's all about loss.

You haven't seen how fat my ex got.

I really like the literary practice of writing numerals in parentheses just in case people might be confused over the ambiguity of the word seven (7).

17 hours ago, 52-80 said:

I really like the literary practice of writing numerals in parentheses just in case people might be confused over the ambiguity of the word seven (7).

It's not ambiguous.  In fact, it would make a great name for a newborn.  

Also, why don't people say the word "zero" anymore.  They say "O", as in the letter.  0 is pronounced "Zero."  Our nation apparently has enough time to start every sentence with "Yeah, so..." and pepper the word "like" in 16 times/minute (average American has been timed).  But we can't be bothered to say the extra syllable in "Zero"?  

20 hours ago, 52-80 said:

I really like the literary practice of writing numerals in parentheses just in case people might be confused over the ambiguity of the word seven (7).

lawyers love to do this and the explanation doesn't make any sense. 

I do that because numbers are often what business guys look for, many questions that are easy answers are numbers - how much do I owe, when is payment due, how many days to cure. Writing out the number is less prone to error and numbers are super easy to fuck up so I use the parenthetical more like wayfinding signs as anything else. Old habits die hard I guess.

16 hours ago, troph said:

I do that because numbers are often what business guys look for, many questions that are easy answers are numbers - how much do I owe, when is payment due, how many days to cure. Writing out the number is less prone to error and numbers are super easy to fuck up so I use the parenthetical more like wayfinding signs as anything else. Old habits die hard I guess.

Lots easier to read through a legal description of real estate too. 

21 hours ago, elfenix said:

lawyers love to do this and the explanation doesn't make any sense. 

I do it once in a while to emphasize a point... as in...“Mack Brown was head football coach at Texas for 16 years and only won the conference title two (2) times!”

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19 hours ago, troph said:

I do that because numbers are often what business guys look for, many questions that are easy answers are numbers - how much do I owe, when is payment due, how many days to cure. Writing out the number is less prone to error and numbers are super easy to fuck up so I use the parenthetical more like wayfinding signs as anything else. Old habits die hard I guess.

Then just write fucking 7 then.  Business guys don't write 7 (seven) to placate the lawyer folks

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

Then just write fucking 7 then.  Business guys don't write 7 (seven) to placate the lawyer folks

I explained.  because 7 is too easy to fuck up with an 8 or a 6.  typing out the word usually ensures less likelihood of an error.  not too interested in a malpractice suit because I had a fat finger moment.  same with the commas and periods in those numbers.

i have been posting on Longhorn fan forums since they were called 'bulletin boards'...austin360 to big 12 warzone to hornfans to the original shaggy...i was at the 1996 big12 CCG, i go to games, i talk smack, several somebodys (wtf is the plural there) on this site have helped me out personally in a time of need...

it amuses me that probably 85% of posters have no clue i'm a middle-aged white, married, upper-middle-class female. 😄

i mean, look at my avatar. 

there is some truth to my 'demo' being invisible😎 🤘

 

12 hours ago, mchookem said:

i have been posting on Longhorn fan forums since they were called 'bulletin boards'...austin360 to big 12 warzone to hornfans to the original shaggy...i was at the 1996 big12 CCG, i go to games, i talk smack, several somebodys (wtf is the plural there) on this site have helped me out personally in a time of need...

it amuses me that probably 85% of posters have no clue i'm a middle-aged white, married, upper-middle-class female. 😄

i mean, look at my avatar. 

there is some truth to my 'demo' being invisible😎 🤘

 

How YOU doin'? 


it amuses me that probably 85% of posters have no clue i'm a middle-aged white, married, upper-middle-class female. [emoji1]
i mean, look at my avatar. 
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It sounds like you are disappointed with the lack of sexual harassment.

oh no, not at all 🙂 just the hundredth time someone referred to me as 'dude' in a reply caused the 'random thought' and a little amusement. 

i'm perfectly happy being invisible, you get away with a lot 😊

15 hours ago, mchookem said:

i have been posting on Longhorn fan forums since they were called 'bulletin boards'...austin360 to big 12 warzone to hornfans to the original shaggy...i was at the 1996 big12 CCG, i go to games, i talk smack, several somebodys (wtf is the plural there) on this site have helped me out personally in a time of need...

it amuses me that probably 85% of posters have no clue i'm a middle-aged white, married, upper-middle-class female. 😄

i mean, look at my avatar. 

there is some truth to my 'demo' being invisible😎 🤘

 

You made a post (probably some time within the last 6 weeks if I had to guess), where you mentioned or referenced being a woman, and I thought to myself how interesting it was that I had never known that before. 

5 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

You know, there was this one girl that showed us her tits and now she’s like super popular. Just saying...

I would've rather seen the "before" pic. 

Besides the Derel, cramps in your foot are the worst.

I explained.  because 7 is too easy to fuck up with an 8 or a 6.  typing out the word usually ensures less likelihood of an error.  not too interested in a malpractice suit because I had a fat finger moment.  same with the commas and periods in those numbers.
When anybody uses punctuation on a keyboard they literally look every time to see if it correct on any document. You type the key 7, the start using the shift key numerous times without seeing to previously hit the 6 or 8 key? How is that possible?
Besides the Derel, cramps in your foot are the worst.
Leg cramps when you are sleeping! Especially calf muscles.

Cramps are the worst?  Bullshit.  Dry socket where both lower wisdom teeth were laughs at your cramps.  Or a nice abscess in your ear about an inch into your head.  The pain from the abscess hit all at once, like someone stabbed me in the jaw.  Both the dry sockets and the abscess had me on the ground, begging someone to shoot me.  Thank goodness no one liked me enough to do it.

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Try passing a kidney stone while suffering from shingles

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Try passing a kidney stone while suffering from shingles

I told you once, I told you a thousand times.  Hydrate between banging elderly sluts.  

Try passing a kidney stone while suffering from shingles

I played golf with shingles on the bottom of my foot once. But it was Torrey Pines, so I suffered through.

Odd day.

The greens at Torrey pines are similar to kidney stones. So acceptable comparison.

is it now too offensive and unPC to call female film artists "actresses", and instead call them "actors"... or is that just a british english thing?

On 10/28/2020 at 2:32 AM, SHOOTER12 said:

Trying, really don't care anymore

Focus on the things you can control, about which I say "Control is an illusion,"  but yeah, fretting over all of the minutiae will drive us crazy.

19 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Try passing a kidney stone while suffering from shingles

Not wanting to neg, but the middle finger rep is truly appropriate in this case...

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