July 31, 20187 yr So we can't touch the coffee maker, the remote control, the glassware that's kept 4" from the toilet, or the comforter? If we're honest, men jerk off to their laptop at the hotel room desk---right? You might wanna think about that the next time you sit down to eat room service at the desk. I defiled your chair and eating area the night before. I guess people still watch those $29 movies from their bed and jerk off into a tissue or wash cloth...but that seems so pricey in this day and age. And sure the movie titles do not appear on your folio (but all adult movies cost $29.95 and all Hollywood hits cost $19.95), but the lady at the front desk knows...she knows.
July 31, 20187 yr Of course she knows. The whole thing's a racket. She runs the switchboard for the hidden video cameras that they pipe to the pervs who are paying $29.95 to watch you spank it. You spank it in a hotel room you're just feeding the beast.
August 1, 20187 yr 18 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said: I'm never going to a hotel room again. It sounds safer to sleep in the car, in some instances...
August 1, 20187 yr I saw a ragged C5 Corvette on the way to work today, and I thought to myself, "Boy, I sure don't miss Rocko."
August 1, 20187 yr I hear that flight attendants use those hotel coffee pots by putting there panty hose in them to run the hot water through to wash them. Edited August 1, 20187 yr by RollLeft
August 1, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, Underdog said: <------ Uses the hotel coffee pot because not a pussy. RIP.
August 1, 20187 yr No politico, but holee shit, just saw a picture of Sen. Bill Nelson (Fla.). I mean, it's the same guy, plus the same name.
August 1, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, phdhorn said: No politico, but holee shit, just saw a picture of Sen. Bill Nelson (Fla.). I mean, it's the same guy, plus the same name. Leave Senator Nelson alone - he's got enough on his plate with his courageous battle against the Andromeda Strain.
August 1, 20187 yr I saw a ragged C5 Corvette on the way to work today, and I thought to myself, "Boy, I sure don't miss Rocko." The fact that Rocko came to mind shows you do in fact subconsciously miss Rocko.
August 5, 20187 yr When I get bounced to a call center in India DO NOT tell me your name is Austin. It took a good 5 minutes to clean up the spew I had from that. Edited August 5, 20187 yr by ShaggyBevo RIP
August 8, 20187 yr Why doesn't Sonic sell hamburgers anymore? Not going to order a cheeseburger and say hold the fucking cheese.
August 9, 20187 yr On 8/8/2018 at 12:08 AM, Horn_Spanker said: Why doesn't Sonic sell hamburgers anymore? Not going to order a cheeseburger and say hold the fucking cheese. Because no one eats a burger without cheese?
August 9, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said: Because no one eats a burger without cheese? Discuss that with my colon.
August 9, 20187 yr I've watched so much Game of Thrones that I think Eric Flowers is a bastard from the Reach
August 10, 20187 yr 13 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said: Because no one eats a burger without cheese? That's not cheese.
August 10, 20187 yr I hear that flight attendants use those hotel coffee pots by putting there panty hose in them to run the hot water through to wash them. Man hot pantyhose normally costs an extra $10
August 10, 20187 yr On 8/8/2018 at 12:08 AM, Horn_Spanker said: Not going to order a cheeseburger and say hold the fucking cheese. Surly GM Steakhouse employee says that’s exactly how you’ll order so shut up and don’t hold up the line
August 10, 20187 yr Because no one eats a burger without cheese? Discuss that with my colon.I prefer syrup.
August 11, 20187 yr West Virginia moves to impeach its entire supreme court for corruption after Judge Menis Ketchum pleaded guilty. There's a fungus among us and a Menis between us. $9.95 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/08/09/west-virginia-supreme-court-justices-impeachment/944619002/
August 12, 20187 yr On 7/27/2018 at 11:28 PM, WhatTheBuck said: Watching a Johnny Carson rerun from July 29, 1983. The guests are Carrie Fisher and Garry Shandling. Garry says to Carrie: "Your parents are Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. Are you familiar with my parents Irv and Muriel Shandling?" Part of the episode:
August 12, 20187 yr Every single one of those people in the Carson vids are dead except Burt Edited August 12, 20187 yr by NorthLoop
August 12, 20187 yr 10x more worried about west Virginia than oklahoma. Afraid WV may hang 50 even with this DB crew. They are going to be that good.
August 12, 20187 yr 17 hours ago, kopp0e said: Ok, this is a thing... Weak ass wrestling, but I'd bang her. Extra points if she's wearing the mask.
August 12, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, RPM said: Weak ass wrestling, but I'd bang her. Extra points if she's wearing the mask. Haha, (why hadn't I thought of that)..?
August 13, 20187 yr It was troubling how sharon’s Death was so glossed over in the 1989 made for TV movie, “double standard” starring the great Pamela Bellwood and Michele Green as sister wives who don’t actually know one another.
August 13, 20187 yr On 7/16/2018 at 10:31 AM, Incredulity said: Are there fans of Polka music, per se? Or people who dance to Polka music. I would be weirded the fuck out if I showed up at somebodies house and they were just "enjoying" Polka music. There is no debate. It’s Myron Floren. My dad used to listen to him perform live from radio studios when he was a kid in South Dakota during the Depression. That was before Myron joined the Lawrence Welk band. my Dad got a 3/4 size accordion that I still have. He would amuse us when we were kids by playing a few cords. That’s when he wasn’t blowing smoke rings for us from his pipe. My sister and I asked him once if he played the air accordion, pretending to be Myron Floren. He denied it, but we suspect he was lying.
August 13, 20187 yr My original intent was to come hear and profess my love of chipmunks. Cute little bastards are the only rodent worth a shit.
August 14, 20187 yr 21 hours ago, Lobo said: It was troubling how sharon’s Death was so glossed over in the 1989 made for TV movie, “double standard” starring the great Pamela Bellwood and Michele Green as sister wives who don’t actually know one another. Or how they gloss over the blond girl's death in Taken. Like nobody gives a shit about her after they find her dead. She's like Barb from Stranger Things
August 14, 20187 yr 10 hours ago, NorthLoop said: Or how they gloss over the blond girl's death in Taken. Like nobody gives a shit about her after they find her dead. She's like Barb from Stranger Things He had a certain set of skills of which sympathy was not one.
August 15, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said: I was on the first row of the Titan roller coaster (Six Flags Over Texas); and it really is a game changer and an exponential thrill compared to even the second row. Intense and insane doesn’t even describe the experience. I almost shit myself watching this.
August 15, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said: I almost shit myself watching this. My kind of coaster and first row or go home.
August 18, 20187 yr If you have ever wondered of the evolution of vehicles from the boxy looks of the 1980's to the smooth looks of today, here you go..!
August 18, 20187 yr Was the term MILF a thing before American Pie? It's a full blown porn genre now but I honestly don't know if American Pie invented the term or if it existed before. Edited August 18, 20187 yr by 'stache
August 18, 20187 yr A trendsetter, I am not...but I remember vividly using MILF in high school (and I was in high school almost a decade before that movie came out). My random thought is: (no humblebrag) Is it littering to toss down to the ground pennies and nickels? I got 9 cents back at a drive-thru and just tossed the dirty worthless coins on the ground and the manager said I was littering. But is it littering to throw money on the ground? Actual currency? I would never do this but if you tossed a handful of dollar bills out of your car window, could the police pull you over for that? Also, it's Saturday at 3:30p and there's been a helicopter circling my office in downtown Austin for an hour. Anybody know what the deal is on that?
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