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Also, only a couple of things better at 1:27 am than Whataburger.

JITB tacos.
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1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I live about a mile or so from a company that does explosive welding to join dissimilar metals.  Most of their projects are small enough to do indoors, but they have a pool outside for large pieces.  When they do a large piece, at our house it sounds like a dump truck tailgate slamming shut really hard.  The first few we heard startled me a bit, but I got used to it.  Since I learned what the booms are, I hardly pay them any mind.  My wife still freaks out sometimes, though.

Very close thunder still gets my undivided attention.

Explosive welding....hmmm sounds like something I would enjoy. 

5 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Explosive welding....hmmm sounds like something I would enjoy. 

It's pretty cool.  I've seen a cube that was 1/3 copper and 2/3 stainless steel.  They clamped a copper plate to a stainless plate, submerged them in a tank of water, then set off sheets of explosives a few inches on either side of the plates.  It pushes the plates together with such force that they meld at the interface.  The guy who told me about it told me that they made parts for US subs and other vessels there.  It was fascinating.

26 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

It's pretty cool.  I've seen a cube that was 1/3 copper and 2/3 stainless steel.  They clamped a copper plate to a stainless plate, submerged them in a tank of water, then set off sheets of explosives a few inches on either side of the plates.  It pushes the plates together with such force that they meld at the interface.  The guy who told me about it told me that they made parts for US subs and other vessels there.  It was fascinating.

Whoa, maybe I can start a new career. 

On 4/23/2022 at 2:32 PM, Superhero said:

On Tuesday, my friend went in for an ablation procedure to treat atrial fibrillation. It's supposed to be a minimally invasive procedure, and for some, it can be an outpatient procedure. But there were, as the doctor said, "COMPLICATIONS".

For some reason, my friend start losing blood. A LOT of blood. He started bleeding out and lost about 2L (out of 6L in his body). He went into cardiac arrest and the hospital called a Code Blue. They did chest compressions and probably used a defibrillator to get his heart start pumping again. He woke up the next morning in the ICU and said his chest was black and blue from the compressions.

The fucker is only 42, in the best shape of his life, doing multiple sprint- and half-marathons in the past year. His kids are the same age as mine, 9 and 7. It's fucking scary how a routine procedure could go so wrong.

That is why you should not work out.

Your heart only has so many beats and you are using many more of them working out than people that sit in their recliner watching TV. 

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

That is why you should not work out.

Your heart only has so many beats and you are using many more of them working out than people that sit in their recliner watching TV. 

Dad??

10 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Good? Yes. Better? Idk.

I probably should have said they were a good choice.  Both of my local WABs are in parts of town that I wont go to at 1:27a.

Big, badda boom just happened outside.
3 thoughts went off in my head.
Thunder
One of the military bases is getting fucked over.
Police are blowing shit up(live near training facility.)
Didn't get out of bed.


Did you hear about the new cocktail called the bin Laden? It’s a simple recipe. Just two shots and a splash of water.

anytime sometimes shares a videoclip of "comedian DESTROYS heckler!!!", it's always mundane and lame as fuck.  

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

anytime sometimes shares a videoclip of "comedian DESTROYS heckler!!!", it's always mundane and lame as fuck.  

How about heckler DESTROYS comedian?

 

 

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

How about heckler DESTROYS comedian?

 

 

You see that "heckler's" arm after this?  He didn't destroy shit...'cept hisself. 

The 007/James Bond merchandising ecosystem is the tackiest shit in the universe... oooh look at this special 007 tie bar, and 007 limited edition wrist watch, and buy these sunglasses as seen in the 4th james bond movie!

17 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

The 007/James Bond merchandising ecosystem is the tackiest shit in the universe... oooh look at this special 007 tie bar, and 007 limited edition wrist watch, and buy these sunglasses as seen in the 4th james bond movie!

This is how you do this thread.

Whatever sunglasses Sean Connery was wearing in the 4th Bond movie were probably pretty fucking cool.

3 hours ago, nnm said:

How about heckler DESTROYS comedian?

 

 

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No CR.

If there are 100's of thousands of people crossing the southern border every month, when are we going to get to a point where everyone is here?  Won't we eventually run out of them?  And is this the gov't solution to illegal immigration, they are all just here now and there are no more illegals to cross the border?

3 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

No CR.

If there are 100's of thousands of people crossing the southern border every month, when are we going to get to a point where everyone is here?  Won't we eventually run out of them?  And is this the gov't solution to illegal immigration, they are all just here now and there are no more illegals to cross the border?

On Saturday mornings I am very jealous of you Texas guys that can pull into a Home Depot and pick up a crew for a day. That has to be handier than hell. 

Beetlejuice on SyFy.  Seriously, how did Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis die?  They fell like 10 feet off the bridge, didn't land directly on their roof, and at least one of their windows was down.  Did they not know how to swim?

13 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

No CR.

If there are 100's of thousands of people crossing the southern border every month, when are we going to get to a point where everyone is here?  Won't we eventually run out of them?  And is this the gov't solution to illegal immigration, they are all just here now and there are no more illegals to cross the border?

If we are apprehending record numbers of illegal immigrants at the border then they’re not exactly getting in, are they?

13 hours ago, bolverk said:

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3 or 5 cause 4 is an asshole 

10 hours ago, retsevlys said:

Beetlejuice on SyFy.  Seriously, how did Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis die?  They fell like 10 feet off the bridge, didn't land directly on their roof, and at least one of their windows was down.  Did they not know how to swim?

Baldwin shot them accidentally. 

47 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Baldwin shot them accidentally. 

“Accidentally.”  Not “negligently” or “recklessly.”  It makes a big difference and will be the difference in whether he gets charged. 
https://lawofselfdefense.com/the-hunt-for-red-manslaughter-alec-baldwins-damning-police-interview/


Despite the decent analysis in the link, based on my experience practicing in SF County for the first 10 years of my career, and prosecuting when I was a baby lawyer, I don’t have a high degree of confidence that he will be charged or successfully prosecuted in SF County.

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Whenever I have to take two dumps in one day, I tell myself "It's a Road House day," because I just dropped a

 

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I have some weird internal conversations.

4 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

3 or 5 cause 4 is an asshole 

This is the correct answer.  4 does not know how this works and is an asshole.

On 5/4/2022 at 9:33 AM, Moby Ric said:

No CR.

If there are 100's of thousands of people crossing the southern border every month, when are we going to get to a point where everyone is here?  Won't we eventually run out of them?  And is this the gov't solution to illegal immigration, they are all just here now and there are no more illegals to cross the border?

I'm reversing the trend.  I'm immigrating to Panama for the last part of my retirement.  

On 5/4/2022 at 7:25 PM, bolverk said:

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What you do is don’t be a pussy and just walk up to any urinal and piss like a Boss. 

Remember those red circle stickers that used to be commonly applied to bedroom windows in order to notify the fire department to check that room?

It doesn't seem like that's done any longer, but I wonder why. Are we just less interested in saving everyone? Were they discontinued because they're ineffective or otherwise unhelpful? Do firefighters have some newer technology that renders them useless? 

18 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Remember those red circle stickers that used to be commonly applied to bedroom windows in order to notify the fire department to check that room?

It doesn't seem like that's done any longer, but I wonder why. Are we just less interested in saving everyone? Were they discontinued because they're ineffective or otherwise unhelpful? Do firefighters have some newer technology that renders them useless? 

Pederasts were using them to target which room housed the kids.

*I have done no research and in no way can I backup my statement. 

I heard they were doing the same with those "kids on board" yellow suction-cup signs and are now targeting the autos with the family adhesives.

Just can't win.

Russell Stover makes an excellent sugar-free peanut butter cup. If I eat more than one a day, I become Jackson Pollack.

 

Fucking Stevia.

I intend to dramatically increase the frequency of my use of the term "and furthermore".

On 5/5/2022 at 1:30 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Maybe 4 was there first and 1 and 7 are the assholes

Either way 4 is a dipshit. Pissing in the middle urinal? Pick a side. 

I typically use 6 or 7 Q-tips after every shower.

Clean my ears & nostrils.

I mostly do a rando grab into the box & prob. 80% of the time, I end up with 6.

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11 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

I typically use 6 or 7 Q-tips after every shower.

Clean my ears & nostrils.

I mostly do a rando grab into the box & prob. 80% of the time, I end up with 6.

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You clean your nostrils with Q-Tips?

I use Puffs.

And just one Q-Tip to very gently clean my ears after a shower.

When I brush my teeth I also brush my tongue. When I was a freshman, a roommate asked me, “Did you just brush your tongue?!” And I said, “Yeah.” I thought everyone did that. Everyone should. I don’t know if he ever adopted the practice.

It doesn’t appear that Miley Cyrus does and that’s just gross.

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Saw a TV ad for Little Caesars and I respect the moxie for their subtext "A family owned company"

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Yeah, a humble little family by the name of Illitch that also owns the Detroit Red Wings, Detroit Tigers, a casino, and a bunch of other shit

7 hours ago, Underdog said:

High School Sports Hall of Fame...  how lame is that shit? 

Elvis is all over that from the 100M sprint thread. 

On 5/4/2022 at 1:17 PM, Nolacycling said:

San Antonio is a murderous city.

I live in SA. It’s actually a pretty dangerous place and no one talks about it at all. Multiple  shootings everyday and 3-5 murders a week usually. There was a week in Feb that had 9 or 10 though. This year in particular has been bad so far.
 

It’s hard to explain but I also don’t feel unsafe here, basically ever. Even when I’m in the tougher hoods. Don’t buy/sell drugs and don’t honk at people and you’ll probably be ok.

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