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Wow.  No touchdown for Chiefs in the game.

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I get him confused with some other guy around his era but I played pool once with I think Tony Danza at a bar in Park City. He was drunk as shit.

Every brotha's gotta let loose, every now and then.

Its like yall arent even watching the game

 

 

 

 

what you ARE watching, is the greatest sportsman in the history of american sports

funny thing happened on the way to the Chiefs' dynasty

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Brady got carried by the team to this Super Bowl

Yeah...no.

Yes, me. I'm literally the only Tampa fan on here 

Congrats! You’re a goddamned unicorn
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"When I realized that it was real -- when I realized that it was like, all the other stuff don't really matter unless it was the Super Bowl was after we won the NFC Championship," said David. "You know me, I'm all happy and s--- it was my first one, I'm geeked up. But then, I guess someone was crying, and I heard (Brady) just like, 'What the f--- you crying for, we not done yet!' 

"He was right. I had two little tears too so I wiped my s---." 

 

Now they can cry. 

 

 

Congrats bucs 

hook’em 

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Mahomes now has lowest qb rating of any qb in super bowl history

Deserves it for those State Farm ads.

Just now, Stunns38 said:


Congrats! You’re a goddamned unicorn

All we need is for Vic Mackey to keep telling us who's gonna win and the other team wins. He's the real unicorn. We just gotta keep him from calling Texas games. 

can we get this crew to officiate texas-blowu?

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The fact that NE let Brady walk proves that the nfl is fucking dumb

Bellichek thought he had more to do with the dynasty than he actually did. 

Just now, immamac said:

I doubt the Texans win another game for 2-3 seasons, maybe longer

Don’t get my hopes up.

6 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Whole Defense deserves the MVP.

They were awesome. 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The fact that NE let Brady walk proves that the nfl is fucking dumb

I wish Brady was still on NE but If Brady stays in NE he does not win the SB this year.  Due to the salary cap and the way they had to mortgage the future over the last 5 years and 3 SB’s their team was pretty depleted.  It’s like Lebron leaving the Heat once the team got old and going to a Cavs team with Irving and the ability to trade for Love.  Brady is the best ever but he went to a team loaded with talent and that’s before they added Gronk, Fournette, to go with a very good D.

6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Wow whoever had 1and 9 for super bowl squares cashed out

My son

A smooth lubed up butt fucking. Brady is fucking generational.    That defense played fantastic 

Only 2nd time in nfl history that a team has failed to score a TD in the Super Bowl

Third — the Rams scored three points a couple of seasons ago.
Just now, GopherRock said:

Bellichek thought he had more to do with the dynasty than he actually did. 

Jerry Jones says hi!

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I wish Brady was still on NE but If Brady stays in NE he does not win the SB this year.  Due to the salary cap and the way they had to mortgage the future over the last 5 years and 3 SB’s their team was pretty depleted.  It’s like Lebron leaving the Heat once the team got old and going to a Cavs team with Irving and the ability to trade for Love.  Brady is the best ever

fify

2 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Bellichek thought he had more to do with the dynasty than he actually did. 

You couldn’t be more wrong if you tried.

Wow whoever had 1and 9 for super bowl squares cashed out

My wife won 3 of 4 quarters.
9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Best one of the night, IMO 

I really think the Mila Kunis/Ashton K/ Shaggy ad was the best of the night.   I think that MBJ  Alexa ad was #2

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I doubt the Texans win another game for 2-3 seasons, maybe longer

Congrats on all the 504 Gateway timeouts in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl.

I really think the Mila Kunis/Ashton K/ Shaggy ad was the best of the night.   I think that MBJ  Alexa ad was #2


Wow, I thought that ad was awful. “Who are three irrelevant celebs, Alex?”

Also fucking Tampa Bay.  What a Pandy run.  Every sport they compete in they have gone to the finals during the Videmic and they won 2 of 3. 

A smooth lubed up butt fucking. Brady is fucking generational.    That defense played fantastic 

A smooth lubed up butt fucking. Brady is fucking generational.    That defense played fantastic 

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Also fucking Tampa Bay.  What a Pandy run.  Every sport they compete in they have gone to the finals during the Videmic and they won 2 of 3. 

And all 10 fans rejoice. 

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