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1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

How does CBS not have a camera looking down the line in the flippin Super Bowl?

Romo costs a shit ton of money. Had to cut something.

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

How does CBS not have a camera looking down the line in the flippin Super Bowl?

paid Romo too much

Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Of course that bitch ref is gonna call it. She thinks brady is dreamy 

The other refs also think Brady is dreamy 

Just now, demos said:

Has a defensive holding call been made against tampa?

Tampa isn't holding, they are on the other hand running over the Chiefs Oline and pressuring Pat every time he drops back.  They don't need to hold.

Andy needs to shorten it up.

I think the hardest part of raising that girl is their home being underwater. 

Just now, EuroHorn said:

The other refs also think Brady is dreamy 

Fuck... I'm starting to think he is. NTTAWWT

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Tampa oline  officiatingis making the difference

Fo sho.

Four point swing for lining up off sides.  Not smart KC.

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am so fucking tired of the woke commercials. 

Would you prefer more Queen Latifah kicking ass an ex CIA operative?

Edited by aggie08

Do they give you a discount if the kid you're adopting is born without legs?

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Tampa isn't holding, they are on the other hand running over the Chiefs Oline and pressuring Pat every time he drops back.  They don't need to hold.

Andy needs to shorten it up.

Yep. They are swinging their dicks. I didn't think they were this good but they have kc reeling. 

I guess the Commish didn't make it clear to the refs it's far better for the league if the 25 yr old QB who looks to possibly be challenging for GOAT in a decade wins over the 43 yr old current GOAT. 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am so fucking tired of the woke commercials. 

Go piss or grab a beer. Commercials are for women. 

That etrade commercial was pretty funny.  A shout out to WSB...

Amy Schumer was a good choice for Hellmans considering she kind of looks like a jar of mayonnaise.

What would Amy Schumer know about mayonnaise?

Edited by WBT

Holy fuck. Getting worked over tonight on some iffy bullshit.


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Gaetz commercial appearance just now was awesome 

Just now, Deej said:

Do they give you a discount if the kid you're adopting is born without legs?

Half off 

tom brady plays like its 2004 when he was 27 and mahomes was 9.

 

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Just now, WBT said:

What would Amy Schumer know about mayonnaise?

She's looked at her dildo after using it?

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Four point swing for lining up off sides.  Not smart KC.

Sorry quoted wrong one for some reason

Edited by Wanker Bob

It's not like KC doesn't have things right where they want them....how much were they down last year?  

Lmfao @ she said crack
Uhhh... huh huh... big giant crack.
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Amy Schumer was a good choice for Hellmans considering she kind of looks like a jar of mayonnaise.

Her pool is probably filled with mayonnaise. 

Just now, Deej said:

Her pool is probably filled with mayonnaise. 

@futureman thinks that's hot

So Budweiser decides to not do a commercial for their decent beer. Instead they bombard the game with shitty seltzer and piss water.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

@futureman thinks that's hot

Only if she makes him a sammich

Tampa isn't holding

Doubt that as there’s usually something that could be called holding going on.

Chiefs have been pretty egregious.

Mahomes was just sandbagging. Like playing your little brother in Madden. 

Just now, hookem48 said:

god damnit everyone scared to hit the qb

because the league has made it so that they are untouchable... you hit the fucker while he is juking OOB and its 15 and you possibly kicked out of the fucking game.

 

My top funny commercials so far...

1. Oatly/Milk

2. Bud LIght Beavis/Butthead

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