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Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

because the league has made it so that they are untouchable... you hit the fucker while he is juking OOB and its 15 and you possibly kicked out of the fucking game.

 

while he's reaching the ball out for 2 more yards

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7 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am so fucking tired of the woke commercials. 

the only thing more annoying than woke commercials are people that complain about woke commercials

all the 100 years old moving to New Mexico after that turbotax ad

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1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

TB is going to regret those 6 points they left at the 1yd line.

they got them back with the 2nd TD... they wouldnt have started at the KC 40 if they had scored. 

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

the only thing more annoying than woke commercials are people that complain about woke commercials

True for Romo as well.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

all the 100 years old moving to New Mexico after that turbotax ad

Desert rats will be eating good.

Where could I be?   Believe it or not...I’m not home 

43 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Bud Light Real men of Genius, Fart guy

 

I remember hearing Bud Lite salutes Mr Home Furniture Assembly Instruction Author  once even if it has been purged from history.

Bucs have Lavonte David and Devin White. Cowboys have Vander Esch and Jaylon Smith. 
 

fuck my life. 

damn... Mahomes that throw away was great.... he got it past the LOS  while hauling ass backwards......

5 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

because the league has made it so that they are untouchable... you hit the fucker while he is juking OOB and its 15 and you possibly kicked out of the fucking game.

 

Yep. Put a mesh jersey on them

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

damn... Mahomes that throw away was great.... he got it past the LOS  while hauling ass backwards......

No receiver was around though. I guess they ruled that he was outside the tackles.

Story of the game is the Kansas City OL getting their asses kicked. 

Maybe a few teams should start waiting until after the SB and then hire a HC. Todd Bowles is looking pretty good. 

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

all the 100 years old moving to New Mexico after that turbotax ad

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Just now, Huckleberry said:

Story of the game is the Kansas City OL getting their asses kicked. 

It’s showing on Mahomes face. 

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Maybe a few teams should start waiting until after the SB and then hire a HC. Todd Bowles is looking pretty good. 

i mean he kinda sucked with the jets

how does she wipe her ass with those nails?

Very carefully
1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

how does she wipe her ass with those nails?

Bidet

Just now, ButtFumble said:

how does she wipe her ass with those nails?

like she wipes her own ass

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

how does she wipe her ass with those nails?

she pays someone to turn the bidet on

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

how does she wipe her ass with those nails?

Bidet

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Bidet

Damn you! Rep. 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

i mean he kinda sucked with the jets

It was the Jets. Who hasn't struggled? I'm sure he learned a few things from that adventure.

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

how does she wipe her ass with those nails?

How do you not know about bidets at this point.

Plus, Blake Shelton probably licks her ass clean. 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Gutless football by tampa bay

it's the Byron Leftwich offense, run run Tom bail us our

Hilarious. They show a Russell as Man of the Year and then immediately show shitbag Hill. 

those were quite silly timeouts

Dude, that would have been a TD....aggy toasted that fucker.  

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