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#451
5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Also the rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Don't forget Aggies and Sooners.

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#452
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

The incredulitys and fattys of this country scoff at this.  But you are correct.

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#454
On 9/22/2023 at 2:05 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

 A Warnock/Pete ticket in either order would be aces. 

Admittedly I don't know that much about Warnock, but out of principle alone I want no part of a Baptist pastor in the white house. bullshit sky daddy politics is fucking up this country, and no matter how good a guy Warnock may be, its a precedent that will only lead to more bullshit. The GQP is attempting to obliterate the separation of church and state, and I would prefer the Dems not assist in the process. 

#455
5 hours ago, Blotto said:

but out of principle alone I want no part of a Baptist pastor in the white house.

What about a Baptist Speaker of the House?

#457
4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I would prefer all government officials be atheist, but that’s just me. 

Well, most of them are pretty strong proof that there is no god -- close enough?

#458
14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I would prefer all government officials be atheist, but that’s just me. 

Yet you kneel at the alter of DEI and Climate Change.  Quite literally.

#459
Just now, Incredulity said:

Yet you kneel at the alter of DEI and Climate Change.  Quite literally.

Well, I am a human being who believes in science with rational thought and empathy. 

#462
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

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You’re so completely wrapped up in yourself you can’t pull your head out of your ass.

 

Lemming

#463
6 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Yet you kneel at the alter of DEI and Climate Change.  Quite literally.

I would take officials who are into those things versus some of our current idiots on the right who think the Earth is only 6,000 years old or that have "alternative" views on dinosaurs.

#464
3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

You’re so completely wrapped up in yourself you can’t pull your head out of your ass.

 

Lemming

Do the meme!

#465

believing without any evidence in a magical friend in the sky who created the entire earth 6000 years ago is just as valid as understanding a mathematically describable scientific theory which is testable (and keeps passing them) and makes useful predictions. 

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#466
Michelle Obama would not survive the full campaign.  She would be assassinated well before she has the chance to be elected.  The violent right in this country went absolutely batshit because we elected a black man president.  They will NOT allow a black woman to take the office.  They will kill her before that can happen.  They have already gone full-terrorist, what on God's green earth makes you think they wouldn't keep doing so, and assassinate a racially inferior threat to Real Americans now?

Well many of them think that she is a he so…..

I am tired of families running this country. To Monarchy like for my taste.
#467
1 hour ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:


Well many of them think that she is a he so…..

I am tired of families running this country. To Monarchy like for my taste.

*Too Monarchical 

Not sure if they spell it *tyred

#468


Also the rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

#469

Wasn't sure whether to post this here, or in spork foot's thread.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/house-approves-bill-slashing-pete-buttigiegs-salary-1-dollar

🚨 BREAKING: I’m proud to announce my amendment to FIRE Pete Buttigieg just PASSED the House.Pothole Pete staged fake bike rides to the White House and used private planes funded by taxpayers to receive awards for the way certain people have sex.American taxpayers should not…

 

 

#470
39 minutes ago, Burt said:

Wasn't sure whether to post this here, or in spork foot's thread.

Republicans doing everything they can tonight to try and distract the public from what just happened.

Or they are losing their minds because they don't know what to do.

#472

You and your colleagues couldn’t even find a speaker for a month. You owe the US some refunds for not working 

#474
9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What are fake bike rides?

Those things that the City of Austin uses to justify taking away car lanes on city streets.

#475
9 hours ago, Burt said:

Wasn't sure whether to post this here, or in spork foot's thread.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/house-approves-bill-slashing-pete-buttigiegs-salary-1-dollar

🚨 BREAKING: I’m proud to announce my amendment to FIRE Pete Buttigieg just PASSED the House.Pothole Pete staged fake bike rides to the White House and used private planes funded by taxpayers to receive awards for the way certain people have sex.American taxpayers should not…

 

 

"...used private planes funded by taxpayers to receive awards for the way certain people have sex."

What the actual fuck?

#476

Even MTG knows you shouldn't use the term "homos" or the f-slur in the House, I guess? 🤷‍♀️

#477

I bet she’s stuck her hammer toes up someone’s butt before. 

#483
4 hours ago, BeardIP said:

It's funny how the way she worded this it sounds like Pete won an AVN in Vegas.

He hasn't, at least not in the last 10 years or so, but if he had....he needs to run for President.

 

#484
8 hours ago, Js1 said:

I bet she’s stuck her hammer toes up someone’s butt before. 

i love you but you deserve that neg.

#485
9 hours ago, Js1 said:

I bet she’s stuck her hammer toes up someone’s butt before. 

don't kink-shame

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#486
The benefit of *not being lead poisoned* is not speculative. It is enormous. And because lead poisoning leads to irreversible cognitive harm, massive economic loss, and even higher crime rates, this work represents one of the best returns on public investment ever observed. https://t.co/uFVsTCebwt

 

#488
5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
The benefit of *not being lead poisoned* is not speculative. It is enormous. And because lead poisoning leads to irreversible cognitive harm, massive economic loss, and even higher crime rates, this work represents one of the best returns on public investment ever observed. https://t.co/uFVsTCebwt

 

Counterpoint: if they want to up their chances of grabbing and maintaining full electoral control of this country, than the GQP DESPERATELY wants and needs a voting population that suffers from reduced intelligence, cognition, and the like.  Low-IQ lead-poisoned voters is the dream voting bloc for the GQP.

#489

This is the sort of stuff I think about when people claim “the invisible hand of the market” ensures self-regulation. 

#490

Lead poisoning is required to maintain their stupid base once the boomers who had their brains destroyed by lead paint die off 

#491
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:
The benefit of *not being lead poisoned* is not speculative. It is enormous. And because lead poisoning leads to irreversible cognitive harm, massive economic loss, and even higher crime rates, this work represents one of the best returns on public investment ever observed. https://t.co/uFVsTCebwt

 

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Counterpoint: if they want to up their chances of grabbing and maintaining full electoral control of this country, than the GQP DESPERATELY wants and needs a voting population that suffers from reduced intelligence, cognition, and the like.  Low-IQ lead-poisoned voters is the dream voting bloc for the GQP.

 

40 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lead poisoning is required to maintain their stupid base once the boomers who had their brains destroyed by lead paint die off 

Let’s not forget unleaded gas wasn’t a thing until the 1970s and wasn’t completely phased out until 1996. 
 

The people running this country and a huge portion of active voters very likely inhaled lead for the majority of their formative years. May explain why we are where we are. 

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I’m absolutely serious and think this will be a large basis of study if we make it another several decades as a country

#492
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

 

Let’s not forget unleaded gas wasn’t a thing until the 1970s and wasn’t completely phased out until 1996. 
 

The people running this country and a huge portion of active voters very likely inhaled lead for the majority of their formative years. May explain why we are where we are. 

There’s a theory out there, not widely accepted or anything, that the amount leaded air during the 60s and 70s jacked with everyone’s brains and was part of the reason there were so many more serial killers during that era. 

#493
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
The benefit of *not being lead poisoned* is not speculative. It is enormous. And because lead poisoning leads to irreversible cognitive harm, massive economic loss, and even higher crime rates, this work represents one of the best returns on public investment ever observed. https://t.co/uFVsTCebwt

 

imagine hearing that a bunch of poisonous lead piping needed to be replaced and shouting "states rights!"

if that's 3rd on your list of why it shouldn't be done, your list sucks shit.

#495

"The right of the people to keep and bear lead pipes, shall not be infringed."

I left off the well regulated militia part because, well, they do too.

#496
On 3/8/2024 at 7:40 PM, SydneyCarton said:

There’s a theory out there, not widely accepted or anything, that the amount leaded air during the 60s and 70s jacked with everyone’s brains and was part of the reason there were so many more serial killers during that era. 

Well, I’ve met Nicole at tailgates and she’s smart as hell.  But you spend that much time down at heavily leaded Town Lake getting doused by water from struggling victims…it’s gonna have an effect on even the smartest among us.  

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#498
1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

With today's bridge collapse, this guy has had a hell of a term. Planes, trains, automobiles and now ships. Damn.

And the GQP will try to blame him for the bridge disaster too.

#499
3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

And the GQP will try to blame him for the bridge disaster too.

MTG will be filing articles of impeachment today

#500
On 11/3/2023 at 10:02 AM, Dnaguy said:

The way his administration handled the falling of the wall and the collapse of the Soviet Union and Desert Storm is a master class in foreign policy.

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The Taliban would like a word with you. So would the Shia and Kurdish uprising in Iraq whose members were mowed down by Saddam’s helicopters, unrestricted by Bush’s “no fly” policy.

And look where Russia is now. I don’t think Bush’s policies of generally washing his hands and walking away like the jobs were finished are commendable at all. 

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