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12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Casey, Brooke, Kelsey, hottie Australian blonde whom I can't remember her name right now...

Sadly, it looks like Brooke has started putting her face under the knife.

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    The past four or so seasons have been very nice to watch because the chefs mostly stopped the bullshit drama and gamesmanship.  They all help each other and know that they have to out-chef the other p

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    If a component is left off any plate, every judge should have to remove that component so the dish can be fairly judged without it. If Dawn still had a better dish than Jaime without that component, f

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7 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Sadly, it looks like Brooke has started putting her face under the knife.

I mean, looks alright to me.

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31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Casey, Brooke, Kelsey, hottie Australian blonde whom I can't remember her name right now...

Kristen is attractive in a cartoon alien kind of way

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41 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, looks alright to me.

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For now. But can she stop? Looking at the spray of two-bit tats running up and down both arms, I'd bet no. I recognize a fellow addict personality when I see one.

It's not that hard to fuck up a good thing.

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just saying...

 

18 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

For now. But can she stop? Looking at the spray of two-bit tats running up and down both arms, I'd bet no. I recognize a fellow addict personality when I see one.

It's not that hard to fuck up a good thing.

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just saying...

 

Insane isn't it? Renee Zellweger's Face: Plastic Surgery Rumors After New Look: Before &  After Pic – Hollywood Life

I’ve seen some of my girlfriends go that route with fillers and lip enhancement. Yikes. One had some kind of facelift. She was a model. Now she looks completely different. Sad. Hard to fix bad work. 
 

Also, with LCK, there were only two legit people that could have come out of there and back to the competition so I was pleased with the result. 
 

I know she was never a contestant but I think a judge on Top Chef at least one time. At any rate, as far as large chests go for chefs (I have boob envy here) no one beats Nigella Lawson. 
 

I included a video of her and her breasts baking her chocolate chip cookies (great recipe btw) just for you guys. 
fast forward to two minutes in if you’re serious about baking the cookies. because the first two minutes are useless unless you are just watching her 

 

 

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The masks were a little ridiculous after the entire QF without them. 

There were a shitload of re-recorded Padma voiceovers in the first couple segments, that’s rare for this show. 

Gail’s skirt & Padma’s top made the picnic/judges’ table quite a bit more fun. 

6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

The masks were a little ridiculous after the entire QF without them. 

There were a shitload of re-recorded Padma voiceovers in the first couple segments, that’s rare for this show. 

Gail’s skirt & Padma’s top made the picnic/judges’ table quite a bit more fun. 

I agree on the masks.  I appreciate the sentiment of the episode, but it all felt forced to me, as do most of the cause challenges.  It was a good reminder of how bad things were 6-7 months ago, but with everything opening up now, and people trying to get back to a state of normalcy, it fell a little flat for me.  That's one of the perils of including current events in something that won't be seen for several months.  

We are really starting to see separation among the remaining chefs, with the same suspects routinely showing up in the top and the bottom.  I like Avashar, but I wasn't surprised to see him eliminated.  As I noted earlier, he just doesn't have the experience needed to be consistently good at the challenges.  He has good ideas, but can't always execute them.

They may not be the next to go, depending on whether the others cook to their potential, but I'm not expecting Maria and Chris to be around much longer unless they have some sort of epiphany. 

I think any of the other remaining chefs are talented enough to make it to the end, but my current final 3 are:

Gabe
Sara
Dawn

I know, I'm really going out on a limb there.

  

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1 hour ago, idigTexas said:

We are really starting to see separation among the remaining chefs, with the same suspects routinely showing up in the top and the bottom.  I like Avashar, but I wasn't surprised to see him eliminated.  As I noted earlier, he just doesn't have the experience needed to be consistently good at the challenges.  He has good ideas, but can't always execute them.

They may not be the next to go, depending on whether the others cook to their potential, but I'm not expecting Maria and Chris to be around much longer unless they have some sort of epiphany. 

I think any of the other remaining chefs are talented enough to make it to the end, but my current final 3 are:

Gabe
Sara
Dawn

I know, I'm really going out on a limb there.

This.  Though I would add Shota over Dawn.  I think Dawn is more of a dark horse at this point.  I'm calling a Sara-Gabe finale.

Dawn, Sara, Gabe, Shota and whoever is left from LCK2? When they brought back (spoiler) from LCK they clearly said it was LCK part one. So...still a shot for whoever survives part two. 

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Dawn, Sara, Gabe, Shota and whoever is left from LCK2? When they brought back (spoiler) from LCK they clearly said it was LCK part one. So...still a shot for whoever survives part two. 

Part two is out if you want to know who it is.

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Part two is out if you want to know who it is.

Thanks! I was trying not to spoil...lol.

Sara, Gabe and Dawn are definitely Judge favorites. Yogurt, Mole, and Seasoning. These are big themes. Restaurant Wars should be fun with the camera shit. I wonder if that will play a role (outside of the food) in who gets sent to purgatory. 

I’m pretty sure the winner will make some kind of mole/ yogurt hybrid with smelt seasoning. 

27 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Just can't get into this season. Turned off last night halfway through the episode.

It's a really boring group of personalities. Add Padma losing some heat off her fastball, and it's not that great of a watch. 

They need to do something to shake the format up a little bit, too. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

This.  Though I would add Shota over Dawn.  I think Dawn is more of a dark horse at this point.  I'm calling a Sara-Gabe finale.

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45 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's a really boring group of personalities. Add Padma losing some heat off her fastball, and it's not that great of a watch. 

They need to do something to shake the format up a little bit, too. 

I mostly agree with item #1 of your post but disagree with the rest. The cast is somewhat dull but, top to bottom, is as talented as any season that wasn’t all stars. Padma still does it for me. I think the format is fine. The COVID tweaks they had to make are a one-off and might be contributing to your disdain for this season. 

I thought it was getting stale before this season. 

I'm not saying Padma is horrible, bit she is no longer the smoke show she once was. Something seems off with her face. 

Sara's gotta be the favorite so far right? And she's boring af like almost everyone else this season.

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9 minutes ago, Deej said:

I thought it was getting stale before this season. 

I'm not saying Padma is horrible, bit she is no longer the smoke show she once was. Something seems off with her face. 

I mean, she's 50.  

Well, yeah, but something seems unnatural with her face, now.

Anyway, I'm 50 and still look fabulous. 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Part two is out if you want to know who it is.

She meant part two of LCK’s season, Padma did phrase it that way. That won’t be decided for awhile. 

 

And I agree with Deej, this is a boring-ass cast. 

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58 minutes ago, Deej said:

Well, yeah, but something seems unnatural with her face, now.

Anyway, I'm 50 and still look fabulous. 

Avatar does not check out.

I feel like I have smoked a bowl of granola watching this season. I get it. They filmed it during the height of the Covid. Everyone is kinda vanilla. 

1 hour ago, usmc0331horn said:

Sara's gotta be the favorite so far right? And she's boring af like almost everyone else this season.

ONE of the favorites.  I think Gabe has been every bit as impressive. 

2 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

ONE of the favorites.  I think Gabe has been every bit as impressive. 

Is he the one who just got eliminated or is that Gabriel?

1 minute ago, usmc0331horn said:

Is he the one who just got eliminated or is that Gabriel?

Gabriel got eliminated.  Gabe is the mole master from Austin.

Just now, idigTexas said:

Gabriel got eliminated.  Gabe is the mole master from Austin.

Ah the dude who just got fired for harassment.

Just now, usmc0331horn said:

Ah the dude who just got fired for harassment.

Yes.  One does not have to be a good person to be a good chef. 

This is one of my favorite seasons. I think it’s about the most overall talented group they’ve ever had, there is no bullshit drama, thr challenges are innovative finally, and Gail is back and awesome.  

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39 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

Ah the dude who just got fired for harassment.

Is that confirmed?  I know he was fired, but hadn't figured out what for.

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14 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

This is one of my favorite seasons. I think it’s about the most overall talented group they’ve ever had, there is no bullshit drama, thr challenges are innovative finally, and Gail is back and awesome.  

The past four or so seasons have been very nice to watch because the chefs mostly stopped the bullshit drama and gamesmanship.  They all help each other and know that they have to out-chef the other people, not sabotage them or be assholes.

2 hours ago, Deej said:

I thought it was getting stale before this season. 

The show had been on a roll. The last 5 seasons (California, Charleston, Colorado, Kentucky,All Stars) have all been really good. 

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

The past four or so seasons have been very nice to watch because the chefs mostly stopped the bullshit drama and gamesmanship.  They all help each other and know that they have to out-chef the other people, not sabotage them or be assholes.

I completely agree.  Thank goodness Bravo realized that we don't care about the drama and just want to see talented chefs compete.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is that confirmed?  I know he was fired, but hadn't figured out what for.

I cannot find any reliable sources that specify harassment, only misconduct.  We can assume, but unless people in the know are talking, there's no way to know.  This Austin Chronicle article is the only real info I could find.

https://www.austinchronicle.com/food/2020-12-25/shakeup-at-comedor-after-high-profile-chef-out/

 

I think there's enough smoke to call it. 

On 4/23/2021 at 5:04 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

1. Rumors of sexual harassment.  I've seen a couple of, "My friend worked at his restaurant and it was commonplace" lines.  The wording of the termination papers seemed to be in line with this.

 

Glad I'm not the only one to struggled with this Covid episode.  I just told myself to be thankful that, at this time, it seems to be mostly in the rearview.

Sucks for Buckeye Boy.  IMO, one who under or overcooks something (drastically) should always be the first to go.  Underseasoning a meat product should fall second to raw tortillas.  That being said, there may have been more that wasn't shown.  I was shocked Shota didn't make the bottom 3 solely based on the appearance if his food.

Finished the last LCK! Primed for the Restaurant Wars! 😁🤘🏼😁

Out picking in a garden, knowing they are being tested daily for COVID, and still masked up.

Then sitting around a table together, unmasked.

Geez.

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44 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Who’s still alive? Don’t have to spoiler, we all had a week to watch. 

Spoiler

Sasha is still alive. Beat Avashar. 

Tonite should be very illuminating I think. So far the strategy of both teams is interesting...

"I've got the front of house. I'm the hostess with the mostest."

"Can someone do the glassware? I don't know how to do glassware."

Lulz.

Throws someone under the bus for glassware in 3...2...1...

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How is it that some of these contestants wonder why some of their restaurants have failed??? The fuck? 

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick how can you be so bad at front of house stuff? 

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