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#201
15 minutes ago, d.plainview872 said:

Who runs this site?

I *told* you!  We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune!  We're taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-weak.

Edited by Pods

#202

Plainview, this week I'm in charge. So go eabod and quit drunk posting about who you think we think when dont know who we are when you know you who you are.

#204
6 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Plainview, this week I'm in charge. So go eabod and quit drunk posting about who you think we think when dont know who we are when you know you who you are.

who is he?

#205
On 5/4/2018 at 8:26 AM, Armybrat said:

Dumbasses gonna dumb.

Hope the tokes were worth it.

Sweet jesus

It’s just one toke over the line

#206
7 hours ago, d.plainview872 said:

Who runs this site?

Some super cool guy called badmofo.  He won the job by deepthroating an entire plantain.  It was quite a contest.  Everyone was told to bring their own banana, but badmofo, being the bad motherfucker that he Is, brought a plantain.  Plantains, as you're probably aware,  are much larger and coarser than regular bananas.  We were all so impressed that we begged him to run this ship.  He celebrated by offering to take on a butternut squash, but after a heated debate, we decided it wasn't necessary.  

 

  • 2 weeks later...
#220
On 5/13/2018 at 8:38 AM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Some super cool guy called badmofo.  He won the job by deepthroating an entire plantain.  It was quite a contest.  Everyone was told to bring their own banana, but badmofo, being the bad motherfucker that he Is, brought a plantain.  Plantains, as you're probably aware,  are much larger and coarser than regular bananas.  We were all so impressed that we begged him to run this ship.  He celebrated by offering to take on a butternut squash, but after a heated debate, we decided it wasn't necessary.  

 

Plot twist: he did it anyway.

#221

so did he or did he not fail his piss test at the combine?  if he’s in the drug program he’s probably fucked like randy gregory.  if he’s not in the program he should have a decent career.

#222
“People of color”

We’re all people of color my friend.
My color is beige..

Various shades depending on time of year.
#225
5 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

White is a color.

Because neither black nor white have specific wavelengths, they are not considered colors. 

#226
11 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Because neither black nor white have specific wavelengths, they are not considered colors. 

Bitch Im fabulous

#227
54 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

White is all colors combined.

(Look it up.)

 

52 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Because neither black nor white have specific wavelengths, they are not considered colors. 

So POC means any race other than white or black? I'm glad we've settled this dispute.

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Edited by Thetexashammer

#228
15 hours ago, Napoleon said:

White is all colors combined.

(Look it up.)

White light is the combination of all colors.

White hue is the absence of all colors.

#231

Talent was never his issue. Dude will ball if he stays away from the weed. Glad to see him on the right track.

#232

Would the offspring of one black parent and one white parent still not be a color? Or do two non colors make a color?

#233
6 minutes ago, sdm said:

Would the offspring of one black parent and one white parent still not be a color? Or do two non colors make a color?

is mulatto a color?

#235
13 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Might even be a coffee...ask EJ Holland.

mocha frappuccino - grande    

 

 

 

....BTW, I don't drink coffee.

#238
1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Didn’t expect an actual color debate when opening this thread.

Yup.  Crayola talk not going away.

#239
13 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I hope the help he got was based on his own understanding that he needs to get clean rather than our program not having the best tools to get him that help. 

#241
14 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

No idea who the dude is on the left in the beginning of that video.  But that motherfucker looks like Dobby the House Elf.

#242
2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

No idea who the dude is on the left in the beginning of that video.  But that motherfucker looks like Dobby the House Elf.

More a cross of Malfoy and Dobby...#BetterNotThinkAboutHowThatOccurs

#244
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Dobby must do what master says...

Even though Draco Malfoy was clearly unsettled mentally due to generations of inbreeding among 'pure blood' families, his legitimacy gave him favor within the Dark Lord's hierarchy. The magical offspring created by Lucius and Dobby was a much more powerful wizard, but he was consider illegitimate in 'genteel' magical society and instead pursued a career in sports journalism in the Muggle world. 

Edited by rickyspub

#246
39 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Even though Draco Malfoy was clearly unsettled mentally due to generations of inbreeding among 'pure blood' families, his legitimacy gave him favor within the Dark Lord's hierarchy. The magical offspring created by Lucius and Dobby was a much more powerful wizard, but he was consider illegitimate in 'genteel' magical society and instead pursued a career in sports journalism in the Muggle world. 

Needs more Bobby Burton, imo.

#247
On 5/13/2018 at 8:38 AM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Some super cool guy called badmofo.  He won the job by deepthroating an entire plantain.  It was quite a contest.  Everyone was told to bring their own banana, but badmofo, being the bad motherfucker that he Is, brought a plantain.  Plantains, as you're probably aware,  are much larger and coarser than regular bananas.  We were all so impressed that we begged him to run this ship.  He celebrated by offering to take on a butternut squash, but after a heated debate, we decided it wasn't necessary.  

 

Careful, Badmofo is the big deal on the interwebs. Some of his many threads on Shaggy are up to 10 responses.   

#248
19 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Careful, Badmofo is the big deal on the interwebs. Some of his many threads on Shaggy are up to 10 responses.   

his own responses. 

#249
16 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

No idea who the dude is on the left in the beginning of that video.  But that motherfucker looks like Dobby the House Elf.

He's probably somebody's sock.

#250
16 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

No idea who the dude is on the left in the beginning of that video.  But that motherfucker looks like Dobby the House Elf.

 

12 minutes ago, Rick Blaine said:

He's probably somebody's sock. pillowcase.

fify

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