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#1051

Also…what would airing that laundry gain (other than making Mackowiak lose)? Understand that the messages would indicate that he’s not Trumpy ENOUGH…meaning that the Trumpier candidate would win.
At this point, in Repub elections, it’s like being a Jew choosing between the candidate who is all-in on the final solution, and the other candidate who has slight concerns about the cost of Xyklon-B, and would like to find a cheaper means of extermination. You get to have a tiny bit of influence over how and when your doom arrives, but that’s it.

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#1052
15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

concerns about the cost of Xyklon-B, and would like to find a cheaper means of extermination.

Iswydt?

#1053
3 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

I'm pretty sure if anyone looked for active restraining orders from Sela Ward you'd be doxxed pretty quickly, not sure what you have lose.

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#1054
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Oh, the relationship is over. What I’m less willing to do is dox myself. Because I don’t know if you’ve noticed, republicans are murdery and get a free pass for it from our governor.

You still have that spiral staircase, right?  You should be fine.

 

Besides, his response will be something like, "The faults of President Trump pale in comparison to the crimes BidenSoros have committed against this great nation."

#1055

Travis Morrow to Travis Co GOP Chair part faux. Abraham George was literally arrested for domestic disturbance because he thought his wife was cheating on him and had a loaded gun and was attempting to drive to the family friends house. That’s Mackowaiak’s current competition.

#1056

30 years of republican rule, and our grid is shittier than ever, education is a political tool used to punish voters and their kids, fewer freedoms, a goon squad police force, and criminal AG’s.

#1057
3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

30 years of republican rule, and our grid is shittier than ever, education is a political tool used to punish voters and their kids, fewer freedoms, a goon squad police force, and criminal AG’s.

I think most people are just numb to it. Or this is what they want. 

#1058
On 5/17/2024 at 10:46 AM, Brisketexan said:


Oh, the relationship is over. What I’m less willing to do is dox myself. Because I don’t know if you’ve noticed, republicans are murdery and get a free pass for it from our governor.

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#1060

Not sure how accurate this is, but after reading through the story it seems plausible...Apparently the knuckleheads that are running our state can't even secure secret ballots anymore. This publication Current Revolt was able to exploit the algorithm used by voting machines in Texas to assign "random" numbers to each ballot to identify Republican Party of Texas chairmans ballot from the March Primary (and that he didn't vote for Trump in the like he said he did...lolz to that)
 

.@CurrentRevolt says a flaw in the Texas election system can be used to reveal how people voted, votes which are supposed to be secret. If true, this is a major story. They say they obtained a copy of RPT chairman Matt Rinaldi’s March primary ballot. #txlege https://t.co/R72O0l170M

https://www.currentrevolt.com/p/exclusive-hacked-ballot-proves-texas

Apparently the algorithm that all the voting machines in Texas use to assign "random" numbers to each ballot is very easy to cross reference with publicly available data, they successfully used this to reproduce 8 other elected officials ballots.... not great bob...not great

 

#1061

This colossal fuckup may help to explain why that position is competitive again.  Albeit being marketed as a "We need more robust financing to secure a Red Texas."  Rinaldi fucked this up, and I think we know who's gonna pounce on that opportunity.  Frankly, I don't blame him.  

#1062


We can’t count on much these days,  but we can always count on Matt Mackowiak. As consistent and regular as an atomic clock. 

Inbox: @MattMackowiak statement on failing to advance in the @TexasGOP chair race.

 

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#1063
On 5/22/2024 at 5:11 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Apparently the algorithm that all the voting machines in Texas use to assign "random" numbers to each ballot is very easy to cross reference with publicly available data, they successfully used this to reproduce 8 other elected officials ballots.... not great bob...not great

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#1064

Matt Mackowiak is a skeletor looking, inflated sense of self importance cunt face and has been since high school. That dude is the worst of us.

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#1065
Matt Mackowiak is a skeletor looking, inflated sense of self importance cunt face and has been since high school. That dude is the worst of us.

He’s worse than you think.
No. I mean even worse than that. Trust me.
#1068
11 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Looks like a bit of a heftychonk to me.

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I knew him in HS - he had 20 pounds less face back then. 

#1069
11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looks like rittenhouse plus a few dozen Big Macs. 

It looks like he ate Rittenhouse. 

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#1070
It looks like he ate Rittenhouse. 

He’s lost weight since that photo. He also dumped his wife and traded her in for a younger model. Oh, and he’s doing plenty of party drugs I hear, that helps with the weight loss.
#1071
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


He’s lost weight since that photo. He also dumped his wife and traded her in for a younger model. Oh, and he’s doing plenty of party drugs I hear, that helps with the weight loss.

Yeah, I keep seeing him at concerts and evening events and he looks like someone cruising for a second wife.  I’m sure “oh yeah, I’m kind of a big deal in politics-I’m the Travis County Republican Chair” plays great with the Austin Bumble coterie.

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#1072
Yeah, I keep seeing him at concerts and evening events and he looks like someone cruising for a second wife.  I’m sure “oh yeah, I’m kind of a big deal in politics-I’m the Travis County Republican Chair” plays great with the Austin Bumble coterie.

There’s a crew (it’s bigger than just Austin - think Florida, where he’s been spending a lot of time) that is into that.
I mean, yeah…you’d be hooking up with a gal who thinks Republican operatives are cool, but there you have it.
#1073
On 4/18/2024 at 11:40 PM, fattyflattie said:

Anecdotal, but every single R I know has 10x the contempt for Biden than they did for Obama.  It’s not even close.  Obama is spoken about more like Clinton.  
 

Please. Please. PLEASE. 

 

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#1074
Congratulations to TCRP Chairman @MattMackowiak on a tremendous campaign! #rpt2024 https://t.co/xRMui02ttp


Travis County GOP chair Matt Mackowiak congratulates Travis County GOP chair Matt Mackowiak

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#1075

Travis County GOP chair Matt Mackowiak congratulates Travis County GOP chair Matt Mackowiak

George likes his kung pao spicy!
#1076

He’s lost weight since that photo. He also dumped his wife and traded her in for a younger model. Oh, and he’s doing plenty of party drugs I hear, that helps with the weight loss.
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#1077
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


George likes his kung pao spicy!

Jimmy is new in town.  Jimmy doesn’t know a lot of people.  Jimmy works out at the same place as JFK, Jr who will one day run a shadow government and exile and help support his cousin RFK Junior.  
 

Worlds are colliding.  An RPT divided against itself………cannot stand.  
 

I mean it’s not like that Republican party would start selling sneakers that have no athletic function whatsoever like Jimmy’s jumping low rise shoes.   Oh wait, gold Trumpers.  But yes, we don’t totally live inside of a computer simulation.   Most of you are educated and people of faith.  So use your cognitive abilities in your hearts to see That is just fucking with us at this point that we are in a spiral of lunacy   
Which is just fucking with us at this point
 

 

 

 


 

#1078

“3%? I like the sound of that!”
- TravCo GOP Chair Matt Mackowiak

Mic drop. https://t.co/nXoTUhUsz8

 

#1079
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

“3%? I like the sound of that!”
- TravCo GOP Chair Matt Mackowiak

Mic drop. https://t.co/nXoTUhUsz8

 

Lulz. What a maroon. 

#1080
Texas State Trooper in Dallas with Three Percenter Decal

 

Speaking of 3%

#1085
We are truly living at the intersection of the darkest times and the dumbest times.Conspiracy theories and right wing agendas in healthcare are going to continue to get women killed.

 

#1086
15 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

“3%? I like the sound of that!”
- TravCo GOP Chair Matt Mackowiak

Mic drop. https://t.co/nXoTUhUsz8

 

He needs that 3%, more than they need him

#1088
13 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
We are truly living at the intersection of the darkest times and the dumbest times.Conspiracy theories and right wing agendas in healthcare are going to continue to get women killed.

 


safely, except for the sexual Assault ?

#1089
6 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Democrats need to call for forming a new state out of the area bounded by Houston/Dallas/Austin in accordance with the joint resolution by which Texas was annexed

#1091
12 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 


The only reason they push that now is that are worried that the urban areas are going to show up at the polls and vote against the GOP. It’s a sign their polling has the, concerned.

#1094
8 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Looks like the secret ballot is compromised in certain circumstances in Texas after all, thanks political heros…

Key grafs below: Texas officials compromised ballot secrecy as they increased election transparency. https://t.co/RW4zSuuWgp via @TexasTribune

 

Feature, not a bug I'm sure

#1095
19 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Feature, not a bug I'm sure

Exactly.

Secret money and public ballots.

That's how you keep the grip on power

#1096
On 5/26/2024 at 12:56 PM, TexEx15 said:
We are truly living at the intersection of the darkest times and the dumbest times.Conspiracy theories and right wing agendas in healthcare are going to continue to get women killed.

 

Forming a "maternal mortality committee" ... definite sign of a healthy country.

#1099

I had Bonevac for Contemporary Moral Problems AND got a B so this hits close to home…

#1100

This seems worthy of its own thread. There needs to be a response from UT alum. Is this who we are, or not?

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